well... where to start?? i am a partier!! ... hard core!!! i horse back ride.. so basically i know how to ride!! lol i love people who know how to be themselves!!! i love working out and hanging with the gang!! I am to thank McDonalds for all the party nights taking trays down the slides of the playhouse!! go ronald for making a kids dream come true!!! Gareth keep up the good party work!! I am a very out-going person... I hate to sit around the house. I have lots of pets... i have a Border Collie/Blue Heeler named Roxy. I have a Rotty named Snoopy. I have a Horse named Treasure. I also have a Ferret named Mr. Bojangles



Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think I`m trippin? Tie my shoe.
Cant stand me? Sit down.
Cant face me? Turn around.
Hate me or love me? Either way; you`re still thinking about me.
Cant say it to my face? Dont say it at all.
Speechless? Good. Shut the fuck up.

SOOOO FUNNY!!!





Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Fag Cowboy Movie! :

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

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WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, and they
end up leaving together.

They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
bedroom is
completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of
cute small
bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a
shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top
shelf along the
wall.


The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection
of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides
not to mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
side.


She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
other's clothes
off. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive
guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over
and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says:.............................................​...................

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

i like horses... people who are themselves... and Scooby Doo is my hero.... Peter Pan is my idol...(come on who wears tights like that nowadays)... so is patrick(there you happy patrick) I Love movies and travelling. I love Johnny Depp too he is the hottest...lol. I also like people who like to go out... I hate people who just stay in the house and never do anything. I would tell you more but first you would have to get to know me!

You have to take the good with the bad
Happy with the sad
Love what you got and remember what you had
always forgive-but never forget
Learn from your mistakes but never regret
People change-things go wrong
But in the end ... life goes on



What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra:

Holtzemfromfloppen!

VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak
in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual.
Attractive. Loud. Loyal.
Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love
at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one
and only. Ultimate sexiness.

SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they
want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Spontaneous.
Horny. Erotic. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you
will ever meet!
Amazing in Bed!! Will blow your mind. Did I say Amazing in Bed? not
the kind of person you wanna %&(@ with...you might end up crying.
The most irresistible.

ARIES:. The LiarOutgoing.
Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to %&(@ with. Funny. Take you on
trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves
being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.


AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights
out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN
EVERYONE!

GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock you the %&(@ out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to
make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE
MOST IRRESISTABLE.

LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not
one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is
one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.
Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock
your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on
to.

PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very
high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in
a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to
joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun.
Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget.
Smart.

TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. Sexy as %&(@. Loves to help people in times of
need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality.
Stubborn. Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Are
the most sexiest people on earth!

SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High
appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long
relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with.
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love
is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!!Did I say
Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end
up crying.

This is Patrick Pregnant after a drunken night at the globe! Him and his buckleys!!


This is Dale(the newfie) cutting Greg's head off!!


This is my twin Vanessa and Mitch... hanging at Brothers!


This is Mitch acting like a Goof!


This is Gregory and Dale sword fighting!


This ia Dale... single and looking... message if you like!



This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe
that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense"
and added up your total fine.
You don't have to confess your answers,
just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something-- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before $20

Went skinny dipping $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Sleeping with your best friend spouse -- $150

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

Had sex with someone 10 years older $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it ... "My Fine Is..." Then send it to me in a message!

I love Gregory! He is the Bestest in the whole world!! F*ckin Rite my boyfriends a Gangstah!!!

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Even though it breaks my heart everytime I see you... I would rather live a life in pain than live a life without you in it...

If i didn't have you.... I wouldn't want to be me!







You are my heart, you are my soul,
I love you cause you make me whole.
When we're apart, I cry each day,
And wish I was with you to stay.
But in the end, past many trials,
Past many roads and many miles,
Together we will be again,
To laugh, to love, and be best friends

i love you with all my heart.
you'll always be my one and only,
my life, my world, my start, my finish.
my contemplation, my destination.
the one i'll be with forever.

so maybe im scared. maybe you mean more to me then anyone else
ever has or will in my life. and maybe, just maybe, im not ready
to loose you. not now, not ever!