My Hometown
You know you're from Penticton when...
1. You never eat fruit anymore because you've spent too many summers picking it.
2. You never actually considered the possibility that Ogopogo is only a myth.
3. The most important thing in a jock's life is a Dragon, a Mustang or a Laker.
4. You think that a beer tree is an actual species of pine that grows only on Campbell mountain.
6. The only exercise you get on a summer's day is towing tubes and coolers across the River Channel to the rest stop.
7. Wally Taylor is a household name.
8. The res does not mean university residence.
9. You can't go skiing because there is a native roadblock.
10. The OPP isn't the Ontario Provincial Police.
11. You were happy when Three Gables Hotel burned down, but the liquor store was spared.
12. The James Gang are the only ones you know of that can get away with wearing feathers in their hats.
13. Cherry Lane and Peachtree are the places to shop.
14. Parrots bark and mules are blue.
15. Pucks are somehow labeled as the popular guys.
16. Puck fucks are somehow labeled as the popular girls.
17. You know Paul Kariya forgot where it all started.
18. Someone calls themselves cripple because they think they're some gangsta from Compton.
19. You can still go to Sev on any given weekend and find out where the party is.
20. Come September, your shift hours drop from 40 to 4 a week.
21. 20 degrees is a shitty day in the summer, yet 10 degrees is an awesome day in the winter.
22. Your school has a daycare attached to it.
23. Your school is 90 years old, and only has 6 provincial titles to show for it.
24. Someone from your grad class has since starred in a porn film.
25. You know that Deep Creek really isn't that deep.
26. You can walk lake to lake in less than an hour.
27. Kelowna is a big city.
28. Your airport is the size of one of Vancouver's runways.
29. Carmi isn't just a school, it's the number one bush party.
30. The main food source at Ironman is the Hog's Breath
Sorry all u Canucks fans but Detroit is where it is at!!
My sister doing the NUMA NUMA DANCE I LOVE IT!!





