~I am a musician with a huge dream for my future. <3~
If you are older than 19 then don't bother messaging. But if you are the ages 16-19 then feel free to creep meh, message meh etc...

l jordanisabelle l taken l bffs t.k, t.s, a.j, i.d, r.m, c.m & e.d lovee you girlies (: l

READ THIS FIRST BEFORE YOU JUDGE

Oh hai there, my name is Jordan =]

I am a typical teenage girl who loves hanging out with my friends, texting, goes to the mall and listens to music. I am the type of girl who finds that guys who plays the piano or gutair and has flippy hair has the color of brown or black hair, and either have green, or grey eyes is attractive. I share the same birthday as the music legand Mozart :3 (we are 240 years apart xD The differences? I play only the voila and piano :/ but I learn to tune a Violin, Cello, Acoustic Guitar and a Ukulele all by myself - well the ukulele was the only instrument I learn at school...but anyways...xP)

~Dating a boy name Chris~

05.04.12 <3

~Team Gryiffondor bitches!~

I don't like;

liars

cheaters

and

players

I am also the type of girl that falls in love with someone that I knew for a long time. My favorite colors are violet, turquoise, pink, black and white. I am a big fan of Muse, Paramore, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, Linkin Park and Shane Dawson. <3

My favorite shows are MTV Live, Video on Trail, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, and Jackass

~My favorite flowers are Lilies~

If your are OLDER than 19 then don't bother messaging me, I will not reply "No, I do not want to have sex with you" or "Sure I can give you a bj or a hj in the middle of the night...where and what time do you wanna meet at?" or "Sure, I can make a grand with you by becoming one of your b*tches...Where do I begin?" Call me "Beautiful" or "Gorgeous" all you want, but I will not answer you if your 19 and up.

**If you are planning ask my number so we can text,NO nude pics. I am rlly not comfortable of having phone sex with you even though we just met here on Nex (like seriously, it creeps me out...o__o) I just want to get to know you first! Jeez..If you wanna jack off, then to a porno site...-.-**

~I believe that guys should accept a girl who she is a PERSON. Not how she looks or dresses~

**PLEASE NOTE: Let's keep my profile drama free. Thanks. =] **

I also DON'T drink, do drugs or smoke - That's not my style.

I may be not perfect girl or had a perfect life, but nonthing is wrong with me or anything. We were all born to make decisions and mistakes..If we don't do that..then we are not trying in life or, we are too scared to do anything that involves with these two things...

Cause baby, we were all born this way....=]

Note to the haters out there: If you have a problem with me, grab a number and take a seat with the rest of the sluts and douche bags who are still waiting for me to give a f*ck.

It takes two people to start a fight..it takes two people to fall in love..but it takes one person to break a heart...

- Jordan Isabelle...<3

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RUE'S LULLABY :D

Verse 1

Deep in the meadow, under the willow
A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
Lay down your head, and close your eyes
And when they open, the sun will rise

Chours

Here it's safe, and here it's warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet
And tomorrow brings them true...
Here is the place where I love you.

Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
And when again it's morning, they'll wash away

(Back to chords)

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twilightchic101 -Turaround day and DYC was amazing! Can't wait to see my boyfriend this weekend <3

07:01pm | May 29, '12

twilightchic101 - Turnaround day this Friday! Sooo pump! (:

01:33am | May 24, '12

twilightchic101 - Had an amazing day at the Luxton fair <3

05:07am | May 20, '12

FAVORITE QUOTES =]

"your mother is a beeep beep beep ignorant beep beep beeep loremeatsim beeep beeep beep beeep beeep agmitimvenium beeep beep beep beeeep tragoula beeep beep beeep beep beep hippopotimous beep beep beep beep ripubicion beep beeep beep indanial radklif beeeeep beeep beep with a bucket of beeeeep beep beeep beep in a castle far away were no one can here you beeeeep beeeep beep beeep beeep soup! beep beep beeeeep be beeep with a bucket of beep beeep mickey mouse beep beep with a stick of dyamite beep beeeep magical beep beeep alakizam!"

Pressfor Dumbledore in "Wizards Swear"

"If you want to take care of that wizard lice

You got to listen to Hagrid's good advice

Rub meat your hair till it starts to stink

Let it sit for an hour wash it off the sink

Then take some mayonnaise and rub it into your roots

And wipe it all off on a old pair of boots

Spin in a circle clap your hands twice

Now you ain't got any lice."

Hagrid from "Ron's Disease"

"I DON'T NEED A MAN TO KEEP ME HAPPY ANGRY FACE!" >:/

Shane Dawson

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