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I like guitar playin, readin, bodybuildin, filmmakin and living. If you like any of those things hit me up, 'specially the ladies out there.
BASICS
| Height: | 179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6') |
| Weight: | 83 Kg - 86 Kg (181 lbs - 190 lbs) |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Surrey, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada |
| Last Active: | 01:01am | Apr 09, '10 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Comic books, Graphic novels, Newspapers, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry |
| Movies: | Action, Animated, Classic, Comedy, Documentaries, Drama, Foreign, Historical dramas, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers, Silent |
| Art: | Acting, Cartooning, Doodling, Drawing, Film/Video Making, Photography, Sculpture, Singing, Song Writing, Theatre Directing, Writing |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing, Strategy |
| Cars: | Imports, Modifications, Classics |
| Music: | Alternative, Blues, Brit Pop, Classic Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hardcore, Indie, Jazz, Metal, Progressive, Acoustic |
| Sports: | Baseball, Bicycling, Body Building, Hiking, Jogging, Running, Weight lifting, Yoga |
| Activities: | Cooking, Current Affairs, Driving, Listening to music, Poker, Reading, Darts, Religion/Spirituality |
| Musical Instruments: | Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Keyboard |
| Outdoor: | Hiking |
| Computers: | Apple, Graphics, Hardware, Surfing the net |
UNTITLED
Writin' a mooovie.
OH N0ES T3H P4ZUZU
THIS REALLY FLIPS MY DICK BADLY
TOM PETTY 
Alright, I'm actually going to do a list here, because if I did a paragraphical-format as I did for the other two sections, then it would be far to long and would therefore exceed the 10000 charcter limit. So, in no particular order, here I go with things that I slightly dislike to hate with a fiery passion that burns me.
1) Those people on the Juicy Fruits commercials who smash his guitar. Leave the poor man alone.
2) Now that I'm thinking about it, that bastard who plays guitar on the Juicy Fruits commercials. Asshole.
3) Canadian history. The native history is repetitive, and the colonial history is like licking a wall for five minutes: boring, and if you do it too much you'll probably get Typhus.
4) When things in real life aren't like movies. There is no way you could wrap up a relationship and job in 92 minutes plus credit time.
5) Anyone with bling weighing more than their penis, but especially Asians. (Although, it's not hard for anything to weigh more than an Asian guy's penis.)
6) Assumptions against other races.
7) People who don't get the above joke.
8 ) Not being able to see what it's like to be a hot woman, just for one day without consulting a witch doctor or an illegal surgeon.
9) Most punk rock after 1994. Some is good. Sum 41 has about two good songs. The others can protest to me, but I really don't care because I don't listen to much punk rock.
10) People who make uneducated assumptions about such things as religion, occultism, punk rock and spirituality.
11) Myself for doing #10 on more than one occasion.
12) Aphids.
13) That part in "Thir13en Ghosts" where the guy gets cut in half with the glass doors and you can see everything. Gross.
14) "Thir13en Ghosts".
15) The way they spell "Thir13en Ghosts".
16) When people type a lot of exclamation marks and the ones, like this: !!!!!!111 Take your finger off of the "1" key before you take it off of the "Shift" key. Then, people type, "!!!!!!11oneoneoneone" as if anyone will believe it's a typo or think it's funny.
17) Unfunny people who try to hard. (I bet you're thinking, "Like you! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" right now.)
18) Having these perfect pecs.
19) Having such a large penis. I pass out when I get an erection.
20) The way giraffes drink water. ADAPT, DAMN YOU!
21) People who type in all capital letters to get people's attention.
22) People who don't get that.
23) Spelling people "ppl", because "cuz", whatever "w/e", what the fuck "wtf?!?!!!111one" and disfunctional "allegorical".
24) Having done #23 on more than one occasion, especially the last example.
25) When people mistake my middle name for "Steffan" instead of "Steven". It doesn't bug me much the first time as I just correct them. However, what really does bug me is when they say, "No, it's Steffan." Oh, thanks ass-clown. I now know how to spell my own fucking middle name. Wankers.
26) When you get an erection and it goes off to the side, but you can't adjust it because you're in public.
27) When you sit on a chair and feel a sharp pain in your foot but can't figure out why. You then realize that the chair is crushing your foot, so you try to pick it up but you can't because you're sitting on it, then you rock back and forth because you're too dumb with the pain to realize to get up, digging the leg of the chair deeper into your foot.
28) Jews. (I don't really, I just wanted to see if you were still paying attention.)
29) My ass. God, I'm fat!
30) The book "Pit Pony" and any other piece of literature written about 1930's Newfoundland's exciting mining era.
31) People who don't get sarcasm.
32) Spiders. Why the hell are they so hairy and terrifying looking?
33) When people do the same mean thing that I did to them earlier.
34) Being choked.
35) Being wrong.
36) Being earnest, although it is important.
37) The lyrical version of "Cells" by The Servant.
38) Crime movies that aren't "Sin City".
39) Body odor, especially when it is mixed with the smell of cigarette smoke and/or fish.
40) Smoking.
41) Eels. They're just plain old creepy.
42) Being ostricized for my beliefs.
43) The food pyramid. It's flawed, but I won't waste my breath trying to explain why.
44) When someone has braces and they cut your tongue whilst making out.
45) SOME SONGS LOLZ~~!!!
46) The Church of Satan's website, for it is laughable, not that I agree with it anyways.
47) Pazuzu. Damned demon of the winds!
48) Having a sore throat.
49) The bayeus of America and the creepy old men who sit out front of their huts talking about some giant alligator living within who ate their foot or their arm or their dick or something.
50) When teachers say they will allow freedom of speech in the class, but that is code for freedom of speech as long as it is their opinion, also.
51) People who scream about hating Rupert Grint in the middle of a food court.
52) Spicy food and the... err... bodily functions thereafter.
53) Not being trusted by older folks.
54) Most math, although some is fun and mathematicians always amaze me.
55) Most anime and online gaming/ messageboards, although I am becoming hopelessly addicted to this one.
56) Getting up to #84 and then having Internet Explorer "unexpectadly quit" on you. FUCK!
57) Crash Crawley's if you're over 10.
58) Crash Crawley's if you're under 10 and you like your blood on the inside of you.
59) Anything in the urethra
60) The American south in general, especially it during Western times.
61) Forgetting if you've put a point down or not in direct occurance to #56.
62) Chiclet-peddlers from Mexico who's mother is always in need of some kind of fucking drastic surgery. Maybe if they'd spend less money on gum and more on surgeries, then they'd be able to save her. God damn it, now I'm mad.
63) That this can happen:
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64) The movie "Predator" when the alien takes off his kickass mask to reveal that his mouth is a cackling vagina with fangs.
65) Jackasses who point to their wrist when they ask for the time, like I forgot where my watch is or something. I'm gonna carry around a pocketwatch from now on, just to prove a point and when they ask, "Do you have the time?" whilst pointing to their wrists, I can say, "Not there, asshole!" Then, I'll light them on fire.
66) Making stupid plans that I'll never carry out.
67) The occult and its swaying powers over all.
68) Homosexuals.
69) Heh, heh, 69. All right, lesbians! ...scratch out #68...
70) People who, after reading that, will really think that I hate homosexuals.
71) Homophobes.
72) PCs in comparison to Macs.
73) Those rare occurences when you're suddenly, briefly and sexually attracted to an ugly person.
74) Those rare occurences when you're suddenly, briefly and sexually attracted to a man.
75) Those rare occurences when you're suddenly and sexually attracted to a King Cobra for an extended period of time.
76) Golf. Not necessarily only because it's boring as hell, but because I suck at it.
77) Boobs so big they have veins bulging out and the nipples look like they're made out of papier-mache.
78) You.
79) How I somehow make everyone I care for hate me... don't know how...
80) Again, people who didn't get that.
81) Again, aphids.
82) Typos and then being to lazy to go back and change them, although they drive you insane.
83) What could have been.
84) When your heart explodes.
85) Inertia and the time-space continuem. If that's not how you spell it, then fuck you.
86) People with annoying laughs.
87) The realization that I myself have such a laugh.
88) Animal abuse.
89) The word pilgramige. I kid you not, it kind of bugs me.
90) Overthinkers.
91) The fourth, fifth, sixth and eighth levels of Hell.
93) The number 92. *shudders*
94) I actually do hate using *'s for actions, but to hell with it I say, I do it anyway.
95) People who are going to point out that that rhymed.
96) French, as a language.
97) French, as a culture.
98) French, as a whole.
99) Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, everything that's wondeful.
100) Gothic poems, usually having to do with castles.
101) Dalmations. (Ha, get it?!... I don't really hate the dogs.)
102) Dogs.
103) You asking me if I'm kidding or not.
104) Pissing and missing.
105) All the offers to hot and steamy sex that I get. Enough is enough, ladies!
106) The look on any woman's face after reading that, usually something like this:
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107) Picking up a toy phone and pretending to talk into it, and then realizing that there's a big, black, spindly spider in your ear.
108) That feeling that you get in the pit of your stomach when you miss a step, or see something scary or heartwrenching.
109) Angst!
110) People who don't know what words such as "angst" mean.
111) People with too much damned angst.
112) When you just miss a bus or a skytrain, but a bus moreso because more often than not the bus driver is a jerkwad who won't stop even if he sees you running at him waving his arms and shouting something. Jerk. However, there is one nice bus driver left, and he is Irish or something, and he is a blast to ride with.
113) Porn that says it's free and you get all excited because you don't need to enter a credit card number to order it, but then you have to put in a credit card number to prove your age, anyways. Well, I guess that it's a better method than the honor system, eh?
114) When people don't know all of a song, only the chorus, which is often the best part, and yell it out so that you miss it. Especially Shane, who in fact yells the whole damned song.
115) Long lists by hot guys.
Alright, I'm actually going to do a list here, because if I did a paragraphical-format as I did for the other two sections, then it would be far to long and would therefore exceed the 10000 charcter limit. So, in no particular order, here I go with things that I slightly dislike to hate with a fiery passion that burns me.
1) Those people on the Juicy Fruits commercials who smash his guitar. Leave the poor man alone.
2) Now that I'm thinking about it, that bastard who plays guitar on the Juicy Fruits commercials. Asshole.
3) Canadian history. The native history is repetitive, and the colonial history is like licking a wall for five minutes: boring, and if you do it too much you'll probably get Typhus.
4) When things in real life aren't like movies. There is no way you could wrap up a relationship and job in 92 minutes plus credit time.
5) Anyone with bling weighing more than their penis, but especially Asians. (Although, it's not hard for anything to weigh more than an Asian guy's penis.)
6) Assumptions against other races.
7) People who don't get the above joke.
8 ) Not being able to see what it's like to be a hot woman, just for one day without consulting a witch doctor or an illegal surgeon.
9) Most punk rock after 1994. Some is good. Sum 41 has about two good songs. The others can protest to me, but I really don't care because I don't listen to much punk rock.
10) People who make uneducated assumptions about such things as religion, occultism, punk rock and spirituality.
11) Myself for doing #10 on more than one occasion.
12) Aphids.
13) That part in "Thir13en Ghosts" where the guy gets cut in half with the glass doors and you can see everything. Gross.
14) "Thir13en Ghosts".
15) The way they spell "Thir13en Ghosts".
16) When people type a lot of exclamation marks and the ones, like this: !!!!!!111 Take your finger off of the "1" key before you take it off of the "Shift" key. Then, people type, "!!!!!!11oneoneoneone" as if anyone will believe it's a typo or think it's funny.
17) Unfunny people who try to hard. (I bet you're thinking, "Like you! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" right now.)
18) Having these perfect pecs.
19) Having such a large penis. I pass out when I get an erection.
20) The way giraffes drink water. ADAPT, DAMN YOU!
21) People who type in all capital letters to get people's attention.
22) People who don't get that.
23) Spelling people "ppl", because "cuz", whatever "w/e", what the fuck "wtf?!?!!!111one" and disfunctional "allegorical".
24) Having done #23 on more than one occasion, especially the last example.
25) When people mistake my middle name for "Steffan" instead of "Steven". It doesn't bug me much the first time as I just correct them. However, what really does bug me is when they say, "No, it's Steffan." Oh, thanks ass-clown. I now know how to spell my own fucking middle name. Wankers.
26) When you get an erection and it goes off to the side, but you can't adjust it because you're in public.
27) When you sit on a chair and feel a sharp pain in your foot but can't figure out why. You then realize that the chair is crushing your foot, so you try to pick it up but you can't because you're sitting on it, then you rock back and forth because you're too dumb with the pain to realize to get up, digging the leg of the chair deeper into your foot.
28) Jews. (I don't really, I just wanted to see if you were still paying attention.)
29) My ass. God, I'm fat!
30) The book "Pit Pony" and any other piece of literature written about 1930's Newfoundland's exciting mining era.
31) People who don't get sarcasm.
32) Spiders. Why the hell are they so hairy and terrifying looking?
33) When people do the same mean thing that I did to them earlier.
34) Being choked.
35) Being wrong.
36) Being earnest, although it is important.
37) The lyrical version of "Cells" by The Servant.
38) Crime movies that aren't "Sin City".
39) Body odor, especially when it is mixed with the smell of cigarette smoke and/or fish.
40) Smoking.
41) Eels. They're just plain old creepy.
42) Being ostricized for my beliefs.
43) The food pyramid. It's flawed, but I won't waste my breath trying to explain why.
44) When someone has braces and they cut your tongue whilst making out.
45) SOME SONGS LOLZ~~!!!
46) The Church of Satan's website, for it is laughable, not that I agree with it anyways.
47) Pazuzu. Damned demon of the winds!
48) Having a sore throat.
49) The bayeus of America and the creepy old men who sit out front of their huts talking about some giant alligator living within who ate their foot or their arm or their dick or something.
50) When teachers say they will allow freedom of speech in the class, but that is code for freedom of speech as long as it is their opinion, also.
51) People who scream about hating Rupert Grint in the middle of a food court.
52) Spicy food and the... err... bodily functions thereafter.
53) Not being trusted by older folks.
54) Most math, although some is fun and mathematicians always amaze me.
55) Most anime and online gaming/ messageboards, although I am becoming hopelessly addicted to this one.
56) Getting up to #84 and then having Internet Explorer "unexpectadly quit" on you. FUCK!
57) Crash Crawley's if you're over 10.
58) Crash Crawley's if you're under 10 and you like your blood on the inside of you.
59) Anything in the urethra
60) The American south in general, especially it during Western times.
61) Forgetting if you've put a point down or not in direct occurance to #56.
62) Chiclet-peddlers from Mexico who's mother is always in need of some kind of fucking drastic surgery. Maybe if they'd spend less money on gum and more on surgeries, then they'd be able to save her. God damn it, now I'm mad.
63) That this can happen:
64) The movie "Predator" when the alien takes off his kickass mask to reveal that his mouth is a cackling vagina with fangs.
65) Jackasses who point to their wrist when they ask for the time, like I forgot where my watch is or something. I'm gonna carry around a pocketwatch from now on, just to prove a point and when they ask, "Do you have the time?" whilst pointing to their wrists, I can say, "Not there, asshole!" Then, I'll light them on fire.
66) Making stupid plans that I'll never carry out.
67) The occult and its swaying powers over all.
68) Homosexuals.
69) Heh, heh, 69. All right, lesbians! ...scratch out #68...
70) People who, after reading that, will really think that I hate homosexuals.
71) Homophobes.
72) PCs in comparison to Macs.
73) Those rare occurences when you're suddenly, briefly and sexually attracted to an ugly person.
74) Those rare occurences when you're suddenly, briefly and sexually attracted to a man.
75) Those rare occurences when you're suddenly and sexually attracted to a King Cobra for an extended period of time.
76) Golf. Not necessarily only because it's boring as hell, but because I suck at it.
77) Boobs so big they have veins bulging out and the nipples look like they're made out of papier-mache.
78) You.
79) How I somehow make everyone I care for hate me... don't know how...
80) Again, people who didn't get that.
81) Again, aphids.
82) Typos and then being to lazy to go back and change them, although they drive you insane.
83) What could have been.
84) When your heart explodes.
85) Inertia and the time-space continuem. If that's not how you spell it, then fuck you.
86) People with annoying laughs.
87) The realization that I myself have such a laugh.
88) Animal abuse.
89) The word pilgramige. I kid you not, it kind of bugs me.
90) Overthinkers.
91) The fourth, fifth, sixth and eighth levels of Hell.
93) The number 92. *shudders*
94) I actually do hate using *'s for actions, but to hell with it I say, I do it anyway.
95) People who are going to point out that that rhymed.
96) French, as a language.
97) French, as a culture.
98) French, as a whole.
99) Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, everything that's wondeful.
100) Gothic poems, usually having to do with castles.
101) Dalmations. (Ha, get it?!... I don't really hate the dogs.)
102) Dogs.
103) You asking me if I'm kidding or not.
104) Pissing and missing.
105) All the offers to hot and steamy sex that I get. Enough is enough, ladies!
106) The look on any woman's face after reading that, usually something like this:
107) Picking up a toy phone and pretending to talk into it, and then realizing that there's a big, black, spindly spider in your ear.
108) That feeling that you get in the pit of your stomach when you miss a step, or see something scary or heartwrenching.
109) Angst!
110) People who don't know what words such as "angst" mean.
111) People with too much damned angst.
112) When you just miss a bus or a skytrain, but a bus moreso because more often than not the bus driver is a jerkwad who won't stop even if he sees you running at him waving his arms and shouting something. Jerk. However, there is one nice bus driver left, and he is Irish or something, and he is a blast to ride with.
113) Porn that says it's free and you get all excited because you don't need to enter a credit card number to order it, but then you have to put in a credit card number to prove your age, anyways. Well, I guess that it's a better method than the honor system, eh?
114) When people don't know all of a song, only the chorus, which is often the best part, and yell it out so that you miss it. Especially Shane, who in fact yells the whole damned song.
115) Long lists by hot guys.