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The continent of Atlantis was an island
which lay before the great flood
in the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.
So great an area of land, that from her western shores
those beautiful sailors journeyed
to the South and the North Americas with ease,
in their ships with painted sails.

To the East Africa was a neighbour, across a short strait of sea miles.
The great Egyptian age is but a remnant of The Atlantian culture.
The antediluvian kings colonised the world
All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas
In all legends from all lands were from fair Atlantis.
Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out ships to all corners of the Earth.
On board were the Twelve:
The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends.
Though Gods they were -
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind
Let us rejoice and let us sing and dance and ring in the new
Hail Atlantis!

In the woods there grew a tree
A fine, fine tree was he

On that tree there was a limb
And on that limb there was a branch
On that branch there was a nest
And in that nest there was an egg
In that egg there was a bird
And from that bird a feather came
Of that feather was a bed

On that bed there was a girl
And on that girl there was a man
From that man there was a seed
And from that seed there was a boy
From that boy there was a man
And for that man there was a grave
From that grave there grew a tree

In Sumerisle

1. The next person you'll hold hands with, will it mean anything?
Fuck no. I will steal their hands. For stealing. In the Middle East.

2. Do you sleep with the TV on?
The Ring scared me too much to do shit like that.

3. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
Then I ate the bowl! (Bottle...)

4. Do you think you are old?
No. I old I am think.

5. Are you afraid of the dark?
Bitch please. The dark is afraid of me.

6. Do you like your life right now?
It's pretty dope, yeah.

7. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
When I had sore muscles.

8. Do you knock on wood?
Kinky. And yes.

9. Do you have good vision?
Not really. With my glasses on... yes. Ish.

10. Can you hula hoop?
No, but I know someone who can.

11. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Yes. Because it's what JESUS WOULD DO.

12. Do you have a job?
No bwahaha.

15. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No. But I have killed a man.

16. Have you ever crawled through a window?
My bloodlust is unquenchable.

19. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A shank.

20. Are you listening to music?
I will kill again.

21. Where are you?
In killplace.

22. How often do you talk on the phone?
I don't talk.

26. Do you hate more than 3 people?
Oh, sure.

27. Have you ever tripped someone?
To kill.

28. Name one thing that is always on your mind?
A mockingbird. And my movie(s).

29. What is your favorite scent?
Male elk.

30. Have you ever stolen anything?
A life.

31. Name your favorite animal?
A giraffe?

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
To kill.

33. Are you sarcastic?
No.

34. Have you ever slapped someone?
On the ASS, BAYBAY! (in all seriousness though, yes. On the ass. Baybay.)

35. Do looks matter?
Only if you care about orgasming.

36. Do you use chapstick?
Chapstick used me. So I killed it.

37. Are you too forgiving?
Or not forgiving enough?

38. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I OWN Hot Topic. Legally.

39. Do you own a gun?
Bitch, please. Think I'm that lame? Bare hands, babe.

41. When was the last time you cried?
I don't. Even. Have. Eyes.

42. Who was the last person to use your shower, apart from yourself?
I don't HAVE MY OWN SHOWER.

43. Have u recently been to a castle?
I'm in one right now, faggot.

44. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Myself. Bwahahaha.

45. Do you like your hair?
Yes, but it sadly does not return the sentiment.

46. What's your personal cure for hiccups?
Slit a throat or three.

47. Do you like yourself?
I love myself today. Not like yesterday...

48. Are you closer to your mother or father?
My mother, I would have to say. My father is more like one of the guys. WHAT A DEEP QUESTION!

49. Have you ever stripped?
I was never clothed to begin with.

51. Do you chat on AIM often?
I AIM. To KILL!!!

52. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Literally with a knife.

53. Full House or Brady Bunch?
I am named after Uncle Jesse. Well, inspired by.

54. Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
I ate her for breakfast. Sexually and literally. Not. In. That. Order.

55. Has anyone ever called you a tease?
Mr. Teasecaller has many a time. That dickdouche.

56. Do you have any scars?
Only in my SOUL.

57. Relationships or one night stands?
There's a difference?!

58. Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Not all of them. Damn Russian robot.

59. Who was the last person that made you cry?
Gilgamesh.

60. Ever wish upon a star?
All the time.

61. Where is your dad right now?
Probably in my dad's house.

63. Got Milk?
In my ovari-...

68. What are you listening to?
The screams of virgins.

69. What do you smell like?
Raw sex.

70. What color are your eyes?
n/a (see above)

71. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill?
I will not even pretend to begin to know what the fucking hell that means. I just WikiPedia'd it. And no. It sounds dangerous.

72. What color is your bedroom floor?
Blood.



Red.

73. Do you have a chair in your room?
No, I have a room in a chair. (Deep.)

75. Do you know someone called betsy?
Only Betsy. Does that count?

76. What color is your mom's hair?
PUCE.

78. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
I was never a "kid."

79. Are you married?
Of course. I'm Mormon.

80. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Today.

81. Do you play an instrument?
Yes. GUITAR AND BASS GUITAR. Simultaneously.

82. Do you like fire?
Depends. Is it Jewish fire?

84. What is your favorite food?
Jewish fire.

86. Have you ever been to a spa?
A Jewish fire spa.

87. Did you take science all four years of high school?
Yes. And I went for 5 years numbnuts. (Yeah that's right, I'm talking to YOU, anonymous blog-quiz writer!)

88. Do you like butterflies?
For dinner.

89. Do you miss someone right now?
My Jewish pyromaniac friend(s).

90. Do you think they miss you too?
Not after I killed them, no.

91. Have you ever seen your school counselor?
Yes. On account of some weird and fucked up shit, man. No joke.

92. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Yes. To teach how to kill. And make Jewish fire.

93. What is one thing you've learned about life?
That Jewish fire doesn't exist.

94. What's your favorite color?
Puce.

95. Is anyone jealous of you?
Man, who ISN'T?

96. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
No but one has been stuck in me. Awkward as hell, I tell you. And Hell is a fairly awkward place.

97. What does your dad call you?
Gork, for some reason...

98. What does you hair look like right now?
Sex. Pure. Unadulterated. Sex.

99. Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend?
Man who hasn't?

100. Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
I AM the law.

step 1: put your itunes or whatever on random.
step 2: post a line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
step 3: post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
step 4: strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
step 5: no cheating

(Some were all music so I had to skip those. I also have cut repeats because one came up twice... oh, and one of them I KNOW no one would get, because he is a friend of my dad's and I just have his music)

1. Vulcanize the whoopee stick/ In the ham wallet

2. Racy days help me through the hopeless haze

3. To be lost in the forest/ To be cut adrift

4. You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best

5. There is a house in New Orleans they call The Rising Sun

6. Time, is never time at all

7. I've got the Dungeon Master's guide/ I've got 12-sided die

8. Hey Jude, don't make it bad

9. Is the passion all gone, or is it still newlywed?

10. The king's taken back the throne/ The useless seed is sown

11. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet little agony

12. I can't remember anything

13. Lay your head down and sleep on my shoulder

14. The time is now or never to fit the missing piece

15. The road is long, with many a winding turn

Deadlifted 215 for 4 reps today

The apocalypse. So shut the fuck up.

In the year 2102, a race of intelligent beings from the Sirius star system made contact with the planet Earth. Imparting their vast knowledge of the cosmos upon us, mankind began to set their sights beyond the current plan of a manned-voyage to Pluto. With the advent of light speed and other technological advances now at our fingertips, we graciously accepted the gifts. But at a terrible price.

With the knowledge of true Space flight came the knowledge of the galaxy’s true origins. Originally an uninhabited wasteland, a powerful race of ancient astronauts, The Pakkonians, found our planet suitable of life and, as such, planted Homo Sapien sapien on our earth as what some might call an experiment. Teaching us the power to build cities, hunt, and cultivate the land, we revered them as gods until one day, they disappeared, with only the promise that they would one day return. 2102 fulfilled that promise.

Our story takes place 1000 years later.

Now part of the Universal Alliance of the Truth, which constitutes over 5000 planets and 54 species of “knowledgeable” beings (ie, those who know of the Pakkonians) Earth is in a state of political upheaval. While the return of the extraterrestrials brought about a worldwide peace, there were many religious debates, most notably from the Catholic Church, who were forced to accept the fact that aliens exist, but did not hesitate to call them “blasphemous.” Now in its final days standing, the United Church sends an orphaned child out into the world.

That child quickly meets with a man and woman team of criminals, with a bounty on their head. Liking the kid, they take him “under their wing” and assemble a crew. The leader has acquired a ship, and 6 brave souls and the child blast off into the dark depths of space and through a black hole, to wind up billions of lightyears away, at the planet of Enson 7.

The inhabitants of Enson 7 were deemed too violent to be enlightened. As such, it is a closed planet for trade and religious affiliation: the perfect place to start anew for the rebels. They land into an atmosphere very similar to our stone age, and find out that 250 years previous, beings had landed and given them tools. Those who had landed were driven insane by an unknown force. (Another reason the planet was closed.)

The Gods have now returned.

Over the course of the film, they fight amongst themselves, and much is revealed about them. They build their own hierarchy. Some want to convince them that they ARE in fact deities, while others opt for the truth.

All of this brings to question, in the boys’ eyes, whether or not the Pakkonians were truly Gods themselves, and leads him on an amazing discovery of the true history of the universe, right to the foot of the Mad Mountains, a cesspool of cosmic radiation, and the true home of what can only be described as a God.

Eventually, the Federation finds out of their goings on and lands on the planet. They deem that the beings now know too much, and as such, opt to destroy it. The child (now a young man) is the only one, now, still alive and willing to stop them, for he has fallen in love with a beautiful native girl.

In the end, he can only save her, and they escape, with the force of The Entity, into the blackness of space, as radiation and fallout kill the planet: a final act by the vehement Gods of a sinful people.

Landing on a new planet with no sentient life, the child and his wife must begin anew in their own Paradise.

Scene Kid
You know what sXe and hXc actually mean
You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
You idolize Jeffree Starr (who? the man-woman?)
People have called you scene before
You have a mirror pic
You listen to a band that most people have never heard of.
You enjoy going to shows.
You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
Your hair is multicolored. (no bizarre colors though.)
You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
You mosh.
You often mix vintage with modern. (In terms of ideology, theology and art, yes.)
All of your friends are scene.
You dont know many of the people on your friends list in person
You enjoy photography

...what the fuck does scene mean?

Prep
You pop the collar (only 'cuz the bitchez holla)
You won't go near the Goths (tho they may knife me)
You own at least one thing from a designer store.
You are very clean cut.
You are squeamish.
People have called you preppy before. lulz
You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
You know who LC is.
You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
You carry a purse wherever you go. (Is he joking?!)
You will not take alcohol straight up. (Maybe not after Friday...)
You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
You do not leave the house without make up
You are content overall with how your life is going.
You constantly text. (Though I am starting too more and more... damn you, Rob, who shall ne'er read this!!! Oh, yeah, I'm bringing the ' instead of v back...)


Overachiever
You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
You have a part-time job. (Ha!)
You have gotten straight A's. (Ha!)
You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
You do not procrastinate.
You have scored a 5 on an AP test. (If it was out of 100, then probably...)
You do not have very much down time.
You are very organized.
You always have a thousands of things going on at once.
You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
You are on Student Council.
You are/were the class president.
You are/were a class officer.
You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
People have told you that you didnt have a life.
You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Slacker
Your grades are slipping (Not in college, suckas!)
You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
You do a lot of things half-assed.
You are an overall procrastinator. (So... a slacker?)
You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
You are often late to school/work.
You dont turn in a lot of your work.
You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on nexopia when you could be doing something more productive.
You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
You could walk, but you'll just drive.
You have fallen asleep during class before.
Friends have called you lazy.
Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up. (Half and half, sometimes we work out!)
You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before. (Fuck yeah! Clone High FTW!)

Goth
Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
You think tattoos are hot.
You think odd piercings are hot.
You dont get along with your parents
You have wanted to dye or dyed your hair an exotic color. (Like... in grade 9...)
You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
You like to write dark poetry.
You are into S&M. (Well, who isn't this day and age?)
You have a pair of oversized black pants.
At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
You listen to grunge.
You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
You smoke cigarettes.
You will only date other (aha!) Goths.
You dont really give a shit what people think about you.
You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Nerd
You actually study for tests and quizzes. (Now I do... a wee bit...)
You have had straight As.
You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
You are into WOW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
You overanalyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
Your mom buys your clothes for you. (I go with )
You actually answer the questions in class.
You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
You miss school during the summer.
You wear your pants at your waist.
You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. (Dumb kids do that, too...)
You've noticed/fixed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
People cheat off you on tests.
Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
You wear/should be wearing glasses.

Gangsta
You actually are black.
You know who the bloods and the crips are.
You wear doo-rags.
You actually grew up in the ghetto
You can freestyle.
You drive down the street blaring your music. (Not SO loud... I can drive, though...)
Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts. (It may be soon...)
You can break dance.
You say nigga too much. (ONCE is too much, foo')
You talk too fast for people to understand you.
You are pretty chill with life.
You wear your jeans oversized and below your ass.
Old school rap is the best.
You know that Tupac will never die.
You wear bling
You have/want a custom grill.
You have custom rims on your tires.
You are actually in a gang.
You are always big pimpin'.

Emo
You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
You flip your hair
You have dark-rimmed glasses. (Not thick-rimmed, though...)
If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
You don't really smile too often.
You blog often.
You never smile in pictures
You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
You own a lot of band t-shirts
You go to a lot of shows.
You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
It doesn't take very much to make you cry
You have played all the Emo Games
You've worn black eyeliner before.
You own a bandana which you wear in your hair.
You have dark hair. (That one's just stupid...)

Skater
You own a skateboard. (Used too, anyways... don't think I do anymore...)
You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding. (The three times I've tried it...)
You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
You have TPed somebody's house before.
You have been yelled at for loitering. (Think so...)
You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
You listen to punk rock
Girls on skateboards are hot
You stick it to the man
You own/ed "skater" shoes.
You watch MTV2, not MTV.
You enjoy crude humor
Fuck school, let's do crazy shit. (Such as make indie films! Whoo! ...anyone?)
You have watched the X games.
You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. (Can't name any besides the Z-Boys, though... and Heath Ledger?)
During the summer you pretty much live at the skate park.
Hygiene does not concern you.

Hippie
You own a tie dye shirt and wear it regularly
You smoke pot or smoked. (IS HE JOKING?!)
You have long hair
You own more concert bootlegs than actual band CDs
You wear sandals
Make love, not war; at least love gives you babies
You give the peace sign too much for your own good.
People have called you a hippie before
You love nature, trees, etc..
That long hair you have.. you wash it less than 5 times a week (So?)
You own more jewelry than most girls. (WHAT IF YOU ARE A GIRL STUPID QUIZ?!)
Speaking of jewelry, you own more than 4 hemp necklaces
You have a lot of Rush, Pink Floyd, Yes, and The Who on your playlist
Yea, that bandana you own that you marked down in the "Emo" section..
You have 'dana pride too.. just not for emo's

Rocker
You have a mullet
Def Leppard, Boston, Dire Straits, Poison and Rush top might be on your playlists (GRAMMAR!!!)
Other people have told you that you have a mullet.
You consider extremely ripped jeans and sleeveless shirts fashionable
You've been to, or are planning on going to more rock concerts than you can count
That bandana in both the "Emo" and "Hippie" sections.. you wear it around your neck.
And true 'dana style, AND you thicken it up an inch or two on the forehead.
You can never have enough 80s pop metal
Synthesizers and keyboards aren't lame

Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.