Seriously,
this is one for the records:

U know what i hate,
when your walking down the street,
minding your own bussiness,
and some guy comes up to you,
asking you if he can borrow a dollar,
because his kid ran off with his mother,
and his kid was the main sorce of income,
and now hes got nothing.
He goes off by saying that his kid used to be an athlete.
He used to play hockey.
"He was actually in the Nhl!" he says.
and his mother stole him for all his money,
and he turned his back on me,
because his girlfriend lives in Mexico.
He said that he wanted a dollar to invest in the stocks.
He told me that one dollar can go so far now adays,
but no one knows how to do it properly.
"I had a cousin" he said,
that went to collage to study up on the stocks.
He was tought by the best teachers in the world,
who all came together for a big meeting,
and he was in the next room over,
with a glass to his ear,
listing to everything the teachers were saying.
"So trust me i know!" he said.
Then all of a sudden a cat drove by riding a motorcycle.
and he looked at me and smiled.



Giggity Giggity Giggity