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Top 10 Reasons Why Lacrosse is 9850678057 times Better Than Soccer
1. If you get hit in lacrosse and fall to the ground holding your shin and crying like a soccer player, you get your ass beat the next time you go on the floor.
2. Lacrosse doesn't have a rule for feigning injuries because we respect ourselves too much to try to fake an injury to get a goal.
3. The groupies for lacrosse players are females.
4. Lacrosse players don't don themselves with greasy, curly mullets.
5.We don't borrow our girlfriends and wives headbands to keep our flowing locks out of our faces.
6.When we score a goal, we don't take off our shirts, run around and look for a group hug or a dogpile. We definitely don't jump up and straddle each other.
7. After a lacrosse game, both teams drink beer together. After a Soccer game, players whine about how the ref lost the game for them.
8. In lacrosse, our fans don't chase down the refs and kill them.
9. Lacrosse players make junk for money if any at all, so you know they play for the love of the game and not the paycheck.
10.We don't have to wait four years to watch the Champions Cup.