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BASICS

Height:169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8")
Weight:83 Kg - 86 Kg (181 lbs - 190 lbs)
Birthday:October 26, 1988
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single and not looking
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:Sherwood Park, Strathcona County, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:12:56am | Jul 25, '04
Profile Updated:12:46am | May 04, '07
Last Active:02:00pm | Mar 04, '09

INTERESTS

Movies:Action, Animated, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction
Art:Doodling, Photography
Animals/Pets:Birds, Cats
Cars:Nascar
Music:Alternative, Classic Rock, Death Metal, Emo, Funk, Hardcore, Indie, Metal, Punk, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance, Rave
Sports:Baseball, Bicycling, Bowling, Car racing, Fishing, Football (American), Golf, Hockey, Paintball, Scuba, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis, Ultimate Frisbee, Volleyball, Water-skiing, Wrestling
Activities:Drinking, Listening to music, Partying, Pool/Billiards
Outdoor:Camping, Backpacking, Exploring
Computers:Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

ABOUT ME

my name is mason.
i have a pet dog names t.j.
and my magical pet rabbit named bunny hopkins comes and takes me away to dream land ever nightmy email adresse is ugguggugg@hotmail.com
my favorite saying is " Now is the winter of out discontent in this beautiful summer of York"
can anyone tell who said that?
I'm not quite sure what color my hair is cuz im color deficient ( which is color blind just not as severe, i can't tell the diff between green+red, green+brown, brown+red, blue+purple, pink+grey, black+dark colors, and yellow+green, but other than that im ok! lol )
i have brown eyes
in the winter i always wear sweaters. not hoodies, sweaters, but not big wool knitted ones.
and sometimes even in the summer. i don't know why i said that but hey, who cares?
i like to talk on msn. but im not on in the morning cuz my mom does her work on the computer then.
i usually wake up between 8:30 and 10:00.
and once i wake up im awake for ever!
i don't have too many friends, i don't know why, do i smell bad?
am i obnoxious?
do i fraky you out?
tell me, and i'll try harder to be a better person.
if there is one thing i have learned from tv its that you shud never cook bacon without a shirt on ( thank you cosmo )
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my friend nikki calls me london now, i don't know why but she said i needed an nick name and so we came with london
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my new favorite saying is and when i say good day they hide behind my eyes and wait for the dreaming to bring them back alive! so very gark

i just shaved my head to, but i don't have a pic of it as you can see, but i probly will soon cuz im getting my digital fixed so ya.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!

LIKES

i like me
smelling cotton balls (but who doesnt like that)
surfin the net
watchin tv
sittin on my ass all day
spongebob squarepants, you juust have to love his laugh
umm...pretty much any show on ytv, except the little kid ones in the morning
i like animals, but the goat is my favorite, i don't know why, but i was watching a show and there was a goat that kept on following this guy and i was like, that is so cute.
my favorite song is Lola but i don't know who it's by
lola! la la la la la la la lola!
she walk up to me and she asked me to dance, i asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she told me Lola.
well im not the worlds most sensaive man, but when she looked in my eyes i could have cryed but thats my Lola.
i pushed her away, she asked me to stay, she fell to the floor, i walked out of the door.
it's mixed up jumbled up world except for Lola!
i know what i am and i know im a man, and so's my Lola!la la la la la la la Lola!

my super best friends max, heather nikki, anybody else? oh ya bri, amanda, channy, and kyle komo ( haven't seen ya in a while man, where ya been?), and how could i forget justine.
the luch time group mike, george, channy, jason, and brad, and there used to be lucas but we kicked his red haired ass out of there, (he's a little creepy)
and my newest bestest buddy in the world, dillon

my fav website is www.mypetskeleton.com its so gark!
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Faggot
mindles self indulgence
i've been denied all the best ultrasex [x2]

i - i tried to consume just like a super faggot
i got some dude
how can y'all bring a muthafucka something so good he couldn't say no
you nailed me hard
i love 'em when they don't give a motherfucking shit
i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
oh - dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i've been denied all the best ultra sex [x2]

i - i could've been a star
it freaks me out when i sound just like my mom
i could've rocked the spot
instead of being just another faggot like i am
i played that shit straight
blowin' suckas on the side hopin' i get laid
now everybody knows
no way in hell i can ever live it down

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
ow - dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i've been denied all the best ultra sex [x2]

i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
ow - dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i've been denied all the best ultra sex [x2]

molest

faggot faggot faggot faggot [4x]

Kill the Rock

i can handle this but i can't handle anything else
it's my own mistake - it's based on me and not on my groin
it's the little things in my pants that we're all living for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my

yo wicked gay but then today i think i'll be hardcore
if i forget to take my medicine then i'll be sick
i'm so hot to trot i'm stealing all my beats from the blacks
and from all the young girls is where i steal my act

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock yo then
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my brain

i can't stand it

if i'm so wonderful then why am i so misunderstood?
everybody has a reason for it except me
it's the little things in my pants we're all waiting for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my

Copyright © by Mindless Self Indulgence
Clarissa
every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
every little thing you do - rock my
every little thing you do - fucking hole
Little teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch
if you're so smart, explain this clarissa - pow

every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
every little thing you do - rock my
every little thing you do - fucking hole
Little teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch
you're so smart
you're so smart
you're so smart
come on me fergusun - come on and ride me now
come on me fergusun - well i said i got nothing
come on me ferguson - come on me ferguson - come on me ferguson
come on come on come on ride it ride it pow

TENASCIOUS D, I LOVE YOU JACK BLACK! WOOT WOOT!

DISLIKES

i dont like the power rangers
a bunch of guys dressed up as 60's space men suits saving the earth from deadly cell phone monsters ( yes, i actually saw one where that happened)
take that amanda

those little bugs that fly in groups out in the boonies and when you walk through them you swallow like a thousand on them.

summer!
i can't stand it! the bugs the heat, the lightning, ( which i'm afraid of cuz i got electrocuted by it a year ago, it struck ground right beside me and the electricity went right throught me! )
homophobs, the way i see it, it's your life, do what you want or who you want, just be yourself. i feel so insightful right now, even though that sorta sounded like a disney movie.

My excrushiating happiness will be your disease, while i stand there and watch you fall to your knees, i dont need you to make me feel strong, cuz what ever i do, it always turns out to be wrong