sarcasm, driving, cuddling, sports, drinking, romantic comedies, girls that can dance, girls that wear headbands.

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YOU.

and also: stupid people, drama, racism, people with no self confidence, arrogant people, people that type like dumbasses (alternating caps, ebonics, anything of the sort), bad conversationalists, crazy girls, bad kissers, people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," people who say i "seen" you, people who misuse the word "gay" (like saying "that's gay"), loud gum chewers, suicidal people, "ohaii" and "okaii," girls that say they're bisexual to get attention (no, that does not mean i hate bisexuals, just that i find it curious that according to nexopia, 85% of the population is bi), waiting in line, girls that try to imitate raccoons by caking on the eyeliner, when it's so cold you feel like your face is gonna burn off, when one of your body parts falls asleep, getting sick, fat girls that wear tight clothes, fat naked guys in the locker room, fat people, cheaters, frauds, getting yelled at/lectured, waking up early, slow drivers, slow walkers, stepping in gum, liars, smokers, bird poop, math, cold rain, mushrooms, swiss cheese, hangovers, smelly people, tickets, george bush, exams, sneezes that won't come out, bad breath, cold weather, shitty cell phone reception, the phrase "tmb," people who think they're being clever by selecting drinking and driving in the interests section of their profile, stupid little girls that think they're in love with every little boyfriend they've had for 2 weeks.