Hi my names Kelly and im a slut.
Look how pretty she is when she falls down now theres no beauty in bleeding mascara.
Its embarresing as fuck to have an ass!
My Name is Kelly. Im pretty cool. I like long walks on the beach hand in hand, with no shoes on, and no pants. My life is full of nothing but spare time, and I like to do things in my spare time. I know how to have fun. I like to drink, a lot. Im not an alcaholic. I have infact been to an AA meeting. Their actually kind of fun. I enjoy my life sometimes, other times not so much. Everything is meant to happen for a reason---if its supposed to happen, it will. I don't smoke. I chew. Its way cooler anyways. Copenhagen is the kind. I do live on a farm, and have 2 dogs, and livestock. I wish I had pigs, because there cool. I don't have pigs. I used to have pigs, but I got hungry and ate all three of them. They tasted good. There names were Daryll, Daryll, and Daryll. I do have faith in higher powers. I dont go to church, but I still talk to the sky sometimes.
Because you dont think the garbage disposal sounds like a chewbacca taking a shit
Please operator could you trace this call. Find out where im drinking, which dirty beer hall? Send a cab driver, to call for me here. No need to describe me, im not all here.
YOU KNOW YOUR A TRUE DIPPER IF:
1. You get a log of Copenhagen for your birthday
2. You reffer to Copenhagen as your "BEST FRIEND"
3. You find yourself kissing your tin of Copenhagen
4.You are ready to fight for your tin of Copenhagenl anyday
5. You spend all day looking at Copenhagen sites
6. You dipp in the shower
7. You break up with your girlfriend because she told you to stop dipping
8. You have your own Copenhagen homepage
9. Strangers come up to you and ask for a dipp
10. You collect pop cans to buy a new tin



