Likes --------------------------------------------------​--Dislikes
Bikes---------------------------------------------​----------Bike breaking (Happens to often)
Music---------------------------------------------​----------MP3 breaking (Happens to often)
writing-------------------------------------------​------------Not having paper and a pen when i get an idea
rain----------------------------------------------​----------------Snow
running/Soccer/Volleyball-------------------------​-------Injurys
night---------------------------------------------​---------------Day
partying------------------------------------------​-------------Morning after
friends-------------------------------------------​-------------Enimeys


Ryan: *Limps into room at 6 A.M*
Nolan: *wakes up rolls over*
Ryan: Hey Buddy I got A question for you?
Nolan: Sure man what? but why are you limping?
Ryan: I'm getting to that...wanna tell me why i woke up with hand cuffs around my ankles and why my shoes are missing?
Nolan, Steph, Emily: HAHAHHAHA DUDE WTF BOB MUST OF GOT TO YOU!?
Ryan: HOW DO I GET THESE OFF THERE REAL COP HANDCUFFS!?
Nolan: ... I'll hack saw them off?
Ryan: Know I trust my brother to do it...I'll be back after we bolt cut these off

*HOUR LATER*

Nolan: Hey Ryan how did it go?
Ryan: My brother thinks i'm one of those kinky sex addicts that use whips and shit...Plus He bets she took my cash and ditched...
Nolan: Man If I were you i'd be scared to sleep now...
Ryan: belive me I don't plan on sleeping ever again!!!

The "Borrowed" Boat!
Alright so heres me and the guys boatin storie!!!
*Me, Kyle, Rory and Matt Pushing a "borrowed" boat up a hill in snow*
Kyle: shit! *He falls down the hill*
Rory: dam it! *slids down the hill a bit too*
Matt and Me: DUDES HELP ITS SLIPIN BACK DOWN!
kyle and Rory: OK PUSH!
*All of us make it up the hill finaly with the boat*
Matt: Lets sit down
Rory: agreeded
Me: Let me just aim the boat
Kyle: No dude more to the left!
Me: its fine its perfect!
Kyle: NO dumbass we will hit a tree!
Me: no we wont ok lets get in!
*Me and Rory jump in front*
Me and Rory: Push guys
Matt and Kyle: here we go!!!!
*Matt and Kyle jump in*
*All four of us in the big ass boat rippin down the hill screaming FUCK FUCK FUCK!*
*BOOM BOAT HITS A STUMP!!!*
*I GO FLYING 17 FEET HIT THE GROUND IN SHOCK AND TRY TO STAND UP ASAP AND CAN'T AND FELL OVER AGAIN AND TRYED THREE TIMES CUZ I WAS IN SHOCK*
*Me I have no clue whaty happened to those guys all i no is Rory screaming "MY LEGS! AS THERE PINNED UNDER THE BOAT" Matt yelling "MY ARMS! CALL A AMBALANCE I BROKE MY ARMS!!! WAIT NO DON"T I FORGOT MY MY MOM WORKS FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE" and Kyle SPITTING UP BLOOD IN THE SNOW!!!*
Kyle: I TOLD YOU YOU DOUSHE BAG TO POINT IT MORE LEFT!!! YOU CUNT SUCKER!
Me: I told you we wouldn't hit a tree :] we hit a stump :]
*Everyone laughs histaricly in pain*
*Hannah standing at the bottem of the hill just saying...*
Hannah: You guys are retards...Just plain retards...

Good times boys, good times

BORN TO RIDE


18 Reasons To Date A Mountain Biker:
1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can ride for hours and not get bored
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. We are ready to go again after a quick relax.
8. Skill is definite.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down
11. We always go big
12. We don't mind a little pain
13. We always concentrate on acceiving our goal
14. We are not afraid to play a little ruff
15. We can ride in almost any position
16. We can do it any time of the day
17. We have fast reflexes
18. We can do many challenging and amazing tricks

Music

Eminem / Hoobastank / sweat shop union / Hilltop hoods / Lil John and da eastside boyz / Alexisonfire / Black eyed peas / cypress hill / Disturbed / Kanye West / Limp Bisket / Linkin Park / Lost prophets / The Offspring / Rise agaisnt / Swollen Members / Timbaland / 50 cent / Billy talent / Godsmack / Greenday / Korn / Mindless self indulgment / mudvayne / Papa roach / Sublime

AND MANY MORE

GOT A PROBLEM WITH US?!?
Solve it!
THINK WERE TRIPPIN'?!?
Tie our shoes!
CAN'T STAND US?!?
Sit the fuck down!
CAN'T FACE US?!?
Turn the fuck around!

.:Ride till Death:.



Burger love