my name is Paul and i have all my limbs
i am a narcissist
i work as a chef and i have about 2 years experience
i am a trance junkie

my middle name is Cameron and i play a lot of video games
i hate society and i drink a lot of coffee
i like to write
my favorite writer is Jonathan Swift
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Male Rights By Paul Cameron Baron
For years and years, dating back to even before Christ was born; men have had malicious and immense power over women and had far superior rights and privileges than women had. For years and years this was the case, until the 20th Century actually, when women first came into the labor force and were able to gain the vote. From then on, women started wearing pants like men do; they started gaining privileges they have never had before. They started going into politics, into men work places. They started getting jobs everywhere in the work field, even construction.
So here we are today: the 21st century. Women are wearing pants, voting, into politics, not just looking after the family anymore, and now they have complete and ultimate control over any relationship. Women ARE the superior race now. They have exclusive clubs men can’t get into like fitness arenas and the body shop. Lingerie stores and jewelry are popping up everywhere; men go into jewelry stores only to buy their women things if you didn’t know. At home, men can’t do anything by their free will without the approval of their mother or wife or even girlfriend. Men are so consumed in sex and sports, they can’t even use the large cluster of ganglia sitting in their skull. Men are dumb, and women know this, so the women take advantage of men and it works. If women give their man what he wants, sex, he will do anything for that particular woman, it’s true.
My point is that men should have all power and privileges revoked, and they should be the ones wearing dresses and not entering the work force. Sure it sounds extreme but listen, men are stupid; they think with their testicles rather then their head. Women are superior intellectuals, and they actually think before they do things. They’re hard working and not lazy like men are, and they have common sense and a conscious mind, while men like sports and sex. They sit around and play video games, watch T.V, and they look at porn on the internet. Don’t you think it’s time we stop this?
Men shouldn’t be allowed to enter politics, or have any rights to create an outlet that allows them to purchase accessories strictly for the lesser gender. Everything must be unisex or just for women because honestly, men don’t shop. They shouldn’t enter politics, because men always screw parliament over and do weird and irrational things. If a woman ever became prime minister, we would probably have a well adjusted and working country, rather than this economical disaster poverty stricken men drooling cess-pool. They’re too dumb to even run a country right because they’re always thinking with their family jewels.
Why have men been so powerful over any women anyway? All they do is carry seed, that’s all, we actually have the baby, and they just give us what we need to have one. I think we should farm men for their seed so woman can repopulate and create a better and far more efficient world. Of course we can have men around the house, taking care of the kids, cooking, and doing the dirty work, but their only use should be for that precious seed we need ever so much.
Men shouldn’t even have jobs. They can’t even think logically or rationally and their constant procrastination and lack of responsibility will always be a downfall for a major corporation or a business of any sort. But I’m not that cruel. Teenage boys should be allowed to have part-time jobs just to provide the economy. However, they would be working twelve hour shifts and six day weeks for only 2$ an hour. It should be just enough to provide a family of four with some money. Also, big men should work only in heavy lifting jobs and construction jobs where we need brawn that women cannot provide. Of course these men would be getting paid, but very little, but it’s to accommodate the fact that men shouldn’t deserve an income.
Men also don’t need an education. They do badly in school by looking at all the pretty girlies and being immature and talking about how large their genital’s are, they never pay attention. Providing them an education is futile and a waste of our money. From the age of ten, men should be out on the work force, constructing us houses and buildings and making us Nike products in Malaysia. That’s all they’re good for, and soon we’ll create a gene or discover the gene in men that can make women stronger, so we can farm men for seed or eat their flesh.
Men shouldn’t be able to vote either. They never know who to vote for anyways, and it’s always men in politics. When there’s a woman, men will never vote for her! That’s how atrociously sexist they are! And they’re stupid too. Men only think of women for sex and babies. Women are superior to men because we think of much more that is why they are only good for that seed we need ever so much.
Men are also not allowed to love each other. Women can, but it is against the law for men to love each other. They will be shot and their bodies burned and fed to pigs because love doesn’t exist unless it is between a woman and a woman. Men should also be covered at all times, and stay indoors where they belong (if they aren’t in the construction fields, mind you). But even out working, they must have ever inch of their body covered but their eyes. That way, no other woman may look at another woman’s man and attempt to steal that woman’s seed. Men are also only allowed to be outside accompanied by a woman. They are not allowed to have freewill or think on their own. All women to man relations must be arranged and all action movies, porn, video games, comic books, action figures, energy drinks, beer, urinals, dogs(because a dog is a MANS best friend) must be burned and the dust shot into space by a gigantic rocket called the “S.S Woman’s Rights” which will be piloted by Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis. When the rocket lands on the moon, we will then eliminate the moon by reconfiguring its orbit so it collides with the sun and all things valuable to men will be extinguished from earth as we know it and we can all live in harmony and peace. Men will also not be allowed to pee standing up; they will be forced to sit. Any man found breaking this law will be executed immediately upon action.
The world can become a better place, if you tweak the morality and the laws to accommodate the needs of the people.