I speak french, don't make fun.
Two snowmen are stuck in a field and one says to the other, "do you smell carrots?"
Dad:We could take you to a talent agency and you could sing for them, then they can sell you to...
Anji: Dad. last time I checked I wasn't a prostitute.
Dad: we're all prostitutes.
Tessa: I don't savour the taste of a dirty monkey...
{Gene simmons on plastic surgery}
Gene: THERE'S A RISK OF DEATH?!
Doctor:Anything's possible...
Gene: Well that's not good!!!
Apparently I'm emo around the edges. lol.



