I am a cynical, sonova bitch that is fucking brilliant and doesn't know how to dance aka I'm a goddamn Engineer. I waste my time and money on booze and dancing.
I am not on this website to meet people, but simply to have a good laugh every now and then.
I'm not all that invetive so I'll just add stuff as I go.
FRIENDS
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SWM seeking incredibly hot, genius rich bitch. Yeah, right. Why don't I just ask for something attainable, like more booze.
BASICS
| Height: | 169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8") |
| Birthday: | June 17, 1986 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Location: | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 12:13am | Aug 04, '04 |
| Profile Updated: | 04:09pm | Oct 10, '06 |
| Last Active: | 11:38pm | Mar 20, '07 |
INTERESTS
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Psychological Thrillers, Romantic Comedies, Science Fiction |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats |
| Activities: | Clubbing, Cooking, Drinking |
ABOUT ME
LIKES
Pointless rambling, hot chicks that can actually hold an intelligent conversation, clubbing, being cynical, random quotes, Canadian hockey, people that know when to Shut Up, my hottub.
Homework. Oh man, nothing like spending way too much time staring at impossible trigometric functions, designing ridiculous circuits, or programming computer viruses. Yep, these things make my life go round. And beer, to wash away any memories of said things.
Homework. Oh man, nothing like spending way too much time staring at impossible trigometric functions, designing ridiculous circuits, or programming computer viruses. Yep, these things make my life go round. And beer, to wash away any memories of said things.
DISLIKES
Dislikes? People like me [assholes] and druggies [kids with money and too much time on their hands]. That's about it. I'm gonna use this space for rambling.
University is a collosall waste of time. I still don't know how to spell properly, but they tell me that I'm gonna get a $90,000 starting wage job the second I'm done! This is ridiculous. I mean, I could go into all sorts of crazy faculties and they all promise me the same thing. Who is gonna pay $90,000 to have me sit and read ancient Greek Mythology? Or research about how centipides could possibly become the world's next omnispecies? Why wouldn't you just register in Sandwich Repair or Witch Hunting or maybe Racoon Maintanence. I'd like my Masters in Monkey Physics, or Advanced Useless Math thank you very much.
The worst part about all of this is that when I eventually complete my schooling, I'm gonna end up working full time at the local McDonalds like I did over the summer. "Hi there, I'm Darren. I have a Master's in Liberal Arts. Would you like fries with your burger?"
Screw this, I'm gonna drop out and become a politician. That way, I can shit all over anyone I want and I won't need an education. I'll run for the local Rhinocerous Party and get installed into the Senate, at which point I'll become a crooked politician with poor spelling and make millions.
University is a collosall waste of time. I still don't know how to spell properly, but they tell me that I'm gonna get a $90,000 starting wage job the second I'm done! This is ridiculous. I mean, I could go into all sorts of crazy faculties and they all promise me the same thing. Who is gonna pay $90,000 to have me sit and read ancient Greek Mythology? Or research about how centipides could possibly become the world's next omnispecies? Why wouldn't you just register in Sandwich Repair or Witch Hunting or maybe Racoon Maintanence. I'd like my Masters in Monkey Physics, or Advanced Useless Math thank you very much.
The worst part about all of this is that when I eventually complete my schooling, I'm gonna end up working full time at the local McDonalds like I did over the summer. "Hi there, I'm Darren. I have a Master's in Liberal Arts. Would you like fries with your burger?"
Screw this, I'm gonna drop out and become a politician. That way, I can shit all over anyone I want and I won't need an education. I'll run for the local Rhinocerous Party and get installed into the Senate, at which point I'll become a crooked politician with poor spelling and make millions.