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If your 13 or 14 year old daughter is messaging 30 year old guys on the internet, you fucked up as a parent.
If you're messaging me without even reading my profile and only based on my pictures, don't bother, I look a lot better in pictures than real life anyway.
If you are going to take the time to criticize me, at least take the time to read my entire profile so you know what you're talking about.
If you're going to insult me, don't just say something like "you suck." Be original, elaborate on your points. Don't make yourself look like a moron either. When you insult someone at least try to spell all the words correctly.
I don't like people who try to be different. Now I'm not saying that I don't like people who are different, I'm saying I don't like the people who go out of their way not to fit in. What's the point of that? You should be yourself, not go out of your way to be something you aren't.
My Name Is Johnny.
I have my msn to away even when I'm there.
I'm pretty lazy. I mean I'll do stuff, but you have to come get me..
I'm short, only 5'7.
I'm photogenic. Meaning I look better in pics than in person.
I hate the word "chillaxin".
I'm on msn most of the time. (I leave it open when I'm not there.)
I like talking to new people.
I eat a lot but don't gain weight. (Not anymore, now I'm chubby.)
I live in Port Moody.
I don't drive.
I'm a little shy.
I'm honest.
I'm boring.
I'm not really ticklish.
I get paid to play video games.
I like stuff.
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BASICS
| Height: | 169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8") |
| Weight: | 65 Kg - 68 Kg (141 lbs - 150 lbs) |
| Birthday: | September 03, 1986 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Location: | Port Moody, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada |
| Profile Updated: | 05:37am | Feb 06, '10 |
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I know my profile doesn't actually have much about me, and its mostly just my opinions on things. I'm not good at writing about myself, I never know what to write, so anything you would like to know, just ask.
Sometimes when I'm brushing my teeth, and I leave the water running, I think about all the third world countries, and how most of the people in them can't even afford running water. Yet here I am, wasting gallons and gallons of water... Then I think to myself, "Why don't those lazy bastards just get better jobs?".
If AA is really anonymous, then why do you have to stand up and say "Hi my name is so and so, and I'm an alcoholic.". That doesnt seem so anonymous to me.
: Music :
Alexisonfire
Killswitch Engage
30 Seconds to Mars
Rob Zombie
Billy Talent
Underoath
Velvet Revolver
Saosin
Trapt
Foo Fighters
Cky
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Common
Tupac
Devin The Dude
Akon
Living Legends
Tech N9ne
Eminem
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: TV :
South Park
Dexter
Lost
Prison Break
24
The Shield
Family Guy
The Simpsons
House
Criminal Minds
Supernatural
The Sopranos
Breaking Bad
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Cuddling.
Sleep.
Food.
Money.
Drinking.
...
Sometimes when I'm brushing my teeth, and I leave the water running, I think about all the third world countries, and how most of the people in them can't even afford running water. Yet here I am, wasting gallons and gallons of water... Then I think to myself, "Why don't those lazy bastards just get better jobs?".
If AA is really anonymous, then why do you have to stand up and say "Hi my name is so and so, and I'm an alcoholic.". That doesnt seem so anonymous to me.
: Music :
Alexisonfire
Killswitch Engage
30 Seconds to Mars
Rob Zombie
Billy Talent
Underoath
Velvet Revolver
Saosin
Trapt
Foo Fighters
Cky
[/size]Nas
Common
Tupac
Devin The Dude
Akon
Living Legends
Tech N9ne
Eminem
[/size][/b]
: TV :
South Park
Dexter
Lost
Prison Break
24
The Shield
Family Guy
The Simpsons
House
Criminal Minds
Supernatural
The Sopranos
Breaking Bad
[/size][/b]
Cuddling.
Sleep.
Food.
Money.
Drinking.
...
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Haters: I notice in a lot of girls comments they have other jealous girls (Most of whom are fucking ugly) leaving them comments telling them to put on more clothes, or calling them sluts. I hate sluts just as much as you do, but what makes it your place to tell them? If you don't like it, don't look, it isn't like they are hurting you in any way, you're just jealous that they get attention and you don't, so you have to try to make them feel bad about themselves, it's actually pretty pathetic.
Girls who lie about their weight: I see a lot of girls on here who put their weights obviously well below what they actually are, if you care so much, you don't have to put one in.
Ugly people who think they're hot: I dislike everyone who is conceited, but it's even more so annoying when I see someone who is very obviously ugly and full of themself.
Liars: Obviously sometimes it's good to tell a little white lie, to spare somebody's feelings. So many people lie about the stupidest shit though! I've had so many people lie to me about stupid things like having a cd, that I know obviously isn't out yet, and then they can't even name any of the songs on it. If you are going to lie, at least try to make it believable.
People Who Play Games: If you have something to say, just fucking say it. It's pointless and retarded to beat around the bush.
Stupid People: Please do the world a favour and pick up a book!
Bitches: No need to take your period out on me.
Most guys: Sorry, but most of you are annoying, you talk about the stupidest shit, and try too hard to be cool. I do know some pretty cool guys, but most are losers.
Mindless Vandalism: What is the point of throwing an egg at somebody�s parked car? Or trashing somebody�s house at a party? You aren�t impressing anyone; some people really need to grow up.
People who call other people wiggers: By calling someone "wigger" you are making a distinction between black and white people, and in turn are being a racist. How is a black person supposed to act or dress? The last time I checked anyone can dress and act how they please, the color of their skin should make no difference in their actions.
People who try to force their religion or values on you: I believe that everyone has the right to believe in what they want to, you shouldn't criticize somebody or insult Christians because they believe in god. If it gives people hope, then good for them.
Hypocrites: So many times I have seen somebody criticize somebody else for something they themselves have done or do.
People who complain about how bad life is: You only live once and no matter how bad you think your life is, there are probably billions of people who have it a lot worse than you, suck it up.
People with fake pictures: It�s really quite pathetic that you have to steal someone else�s pictures to get somebody to talk to you.
People who post pictures of themselves with ugly girls and write things like, "I'm such a pimp": No, you aren't. If you were really a pimp, you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to impress girls on Nexopia, you would already have enough of them working the corners for you.
People who try to kill themselves for attention.
If you have scars on your wrists, you're an attention seeking Whor�.
If you really wanted to be dead, you would be.
Apparently I have to add that I'm talking about people who try to kill themselves when I say "If you have scars on your wrists, you're an attention seeking Whor�." Even though it clearly says right above it "PEOPLE WHO TRY TO KILL THEMSELVES FOR ATTENTION"
Some people are just too stupid to read I guess, then they message me bitching, saying I don't know what I'm talking about. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO CUT THEMSELVES TO RELIEVE STRESS OR FOR PLEASURE. They're fũcked in the head too, but I'm not getting into that right now.
So stop messaging me getting all offended saying I should choose my words more carefully so I don't offend people. I DON'T CARE IF I OFFEND YOU, if you get offended by the truth it shows you're living in your own little reality and should wake up.
Stupid Expressions.
When I say "You suck." and someone says "I know, very well."
Good for you bitch. Have fun with your Aids. Just keep it the fuck away from me.
When you ask for someone to do something, and they say, "Yeah, you'd like that" No... I go around asking people to do things I don't like, just to see how much they can piss me off.
When someone says, "I could care less" that means that you at least care a little bit, you should be saying, "I couldn't care less."
When you use the "
" smiley and someone says "Don't stick out your tongue unless you plan on using it". I AM using it, to stick out at you.
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Girls who lie about their weight: I see a lot of girls on here who put their weights obviously well below what they actually are, if you care so much, you don't have to put one in.
Ugly people who think they're hot: I dislike everyone who is conceited, but it's even more so annoying when I see someone who is very obviously ugly and full of themself.
Liars: Obviously sometimes it's good to tell a little white lie, to spare somebody's feelings. So many people lie about the stupidest shit though! I've had so many people lie to me about stupid things like having a cd, that I know obviously isn't out yet, and then they can't even name any of the songs on it. If you are going to lie, at least try to make it believable.
People Who Play Games: If you have something to say, just fucking say it. It's pointless and retarded to beat around the bush.
Stupid People: Please do the world a favour and pick up a book!
Bitches: No need to take your period out on me.
Most guys: Sorry, but most of you are annoying, you talk about the stupidest shit, and try too hard to be cool. I do know some pretty cool guys, but most are losers.
Mindless Vandalism: What is the point of throwing an egg at somebody�s parked car? Or trashing somebody�s house at a party? You aren�t impressing anyone; some people really need to grow up.
People who call other people wiggers: By calling someone "wigger" you are making a distinction between black and white people, and in turn are being a racist. How is a black person supposed to act or dress? The last time I checked anyone can dress and act how they please, the color of their skin should make no difference in their actions.
People who try to force their religion or values on you: I believe that everyone has the right to believe in what they want to, you shouldn't criticize somebody or insult Christians because they believe in god. If it gives people hope, then good for them.
Hypocrites: So many times I have seen somebody criticize somebody else for something they themselves have done or do.
People who complain about how bad life is: You only live once and no matter how bad you think your life is, there are probably billions of people who have it a lot worse than you, suck it up.
People with fake pictures: It�s really quite pathetic that you have to steal someone else�s pictures to get somebody to talk to you.
People who post pictures of themselves with ugly girls and write things like, "I'm such a pimp": No, you aren't. If you were really a pimp, you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to impress girls on Nexopia, you would already have enough of them working the corners for you.
People who try to kill themselves for attention.
If you have scars on your wrists, you're an attention seeking Whor�.
If you really wanted to be dead, you would be.
Apparently I have to add that I'm talking about people who try to kill themselves when I say "If you have scars on your wrists, you're an attention seeking Whor�." Even though it clearly says right above it "PEOPLE WHO TRY TO KILL THEMSELVES FOR ATTENTION"
Some people are just too stupid to read I guess, then they message me bitching, saying I don't know what I'm talking about. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO CUT THEMSELVES TO RELIEVE STRESS OR FOR PLEASURE. They're fũcked in the head too, but I'm not getting into that right now.
So stop messaging me getting all offended saying I should choose my words more carefully so I don't offend people. I DON'T CARE IF I OFFEND YOU, if you get offended by the truth it shows you're living in your own little reality and should wake up.
Stupid Expressions.
When I say "You suck." and someone says "I know, very well."
Good for you bitch. Have fun with your Aids. Just keep it the fuck away from me.
When you ask for someone to do something, and they say, "Yeah, you'd like that" No... I go around asking people to do things I don't like, just to see how much they can piss me off.
When someone says, "I could care less" that means that you at least care a little bit, you should be saying, "I couldn't care less."
When you use the "
" smiley and someone says "Don't stick out your tongue unless you plan on using it". I AM using it, to stick out at you. Send A Message. Comments are turned off.
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It all started on a beautiful september morning in 1985.
The sun was shining, Careless Whisper was topping the charts.
The colour purple won the Academy Award for best picture.
The world had a population of 4.8 billion people.
But more importantly, a boy named John was born at Surrey
Memorial Hospital... The world would never be the same again.
Some may say it was a coincidence that the day I was born
was the hottest day in recorded history.
But as for myself... I don't believe in coincidence.
Shortly after I Was born, my parents noticed I was special.
I was speaking full sentences by 3 months old, and already
had an IQ higher than that of George W bush.
When I was a 1 year old baby I won first second and third
in a cutest baby contest. At age 2 I bowled a perfect 300 game
in bowling. At age 2 and a half I invented all 32 letters in
the alphabet, it was later changed to 26, so that it would fit on
The walls of classrooms. I would go on to invent the spoon at
age 3, and at age 4
The sun was shining, Careless Whisper was topping the charts.
The colour purple won the Academy Award for best picture.
The world had a population of 4.8 billion people.
But more importantly, a boy named John was born at Surrey
Memorial Hospital... The world would never be the same again.
Some may say it was a coincidence that the day I was born
was the hottest day in recorded history.
But as for myself... I don't believe in coincidence.
Shortly after I Was born, my parents noticed I was special.
I was speaking full sentences by 3 months old, and already
had an IQ higher than that of George W bush.
When I was a 1 year old baby I won first second and third
in a cutest baby contest. At age 2 I bowled a perfect 300 game
in bowling. At age 2 and a half I invented all 32 letters in
the alphabet, it was later changed to 26, so that it would fit on
The walls of classrooms. I would go on to invent the spoon at
age 3, and at age 4