Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories.I like thinking big.If you're going to be thinking anything,it might as well be big.The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. I never ran into him again, luckily, it's not a small world out there.. The universe is a big place, prehaps the biggest. You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.You must do it. I invented the worlds first cordless extension cord. Give me a glass and I'll fill it.Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bit<h-In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on...Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

JD
Budweiser
Blackstones
Massages
Booty Shorts
Comedy's funny
Decked out parties
old school shit
the Doors
the Stones



I like everything.. I like life, I like all those who are positive; people actually doing something with themselves. People that like to enjoy and dont think that doing something is a waste of time because you actually have to DO something..(If that made sense) I like to live everyday as it comes..I don't like routine. A perfect day would include waking up at sunrise to the smell of honey smoked bacon and a hearty 4 egg ommellete being slow cooked by my sexy spanish maid. After the bread is toasted, a cold glass of the pulpiest orange juice would start off the feast as the cool ocean wind chilled the hot morning sun. After breakfast... To the beach. Start the day off early with a cooler full of Budweiser and ICE, a few extra large beach towels, some shovels, buckets, umbrellas, footballs, frizbees, snorkels, another cooler with some lunchtime snacks; oranges, apples, some montreal smoked meat and swiss cheese sandwiches, some flour chips and salsa..the works. Oh and lets not forget the supersonic soundsystem pumpin beats 24-7. Now this is nice..lying on the extra large beach towel with a beer in one hand and waving over a sexy wavey blond hair with brown streaks chick, with the other. Shes wearing the skimpiest booty shorts you've never seen and what kinda beach would it be if it wasn't a topless one. So me and double D go back to my lil villa for some rough afternoon sex which last well after noon. we go our seperate ways. Me to the shower, her to...the beach!? Doing some thinking in the shower, I figure, what a perfect night for huge jam. So we set the villa up, my maid and I. TO THE MAX. I'm talking streamers, strobe lights, fog machines, stripper poles, silly string, bubbles, foam, lazers, lights, lazer lights, balloons, candles, shag carpet, and a disco ball to top it all off. As I leave for the liquor store, I insist that my maid calls everyone i've ever known, and invites them out. Arriving back at my place with a 40 of Jack Daniels, I'm surprised that the party is already bumping. Chicks everywhere. I could already tell that this night will go well...

Things that piss me off are people who constently repeat themselves, people with no opinion, and people who don't give a fcuk. I don't like spiders, mayonaise, eating fish or sea food or sushi, bee's, wasps, hornets, moisquitos, queers, stuck up bit-chez, bacardi lemon, clowns, liars, gas prices, forgetting, losing and wasting time. To all you virgins out there..Thanx for nothin! OH PS. I have often stated that I hated reading in the past... This isn't true..to an extent...I'm not what you might call one of those people that constently are reading fantacy novels to escape the dule meaning of their life...rather, I would like to enjoy my life than someone elses vision of it...However.. I do like fiction.. All of it. that being said im not gunna walk around all day with a cook book or a world war 2 bible, but I would liek to know as many things as possible before my dismice.



"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
Don't let it end like this..Tell them I said something..MikeWain
"If you are going through hell, keep going."

Life may suck; but the alternative is unacceptable.