Ryan's World
Lyrics by: Abdu and Ines

Ryan Valley is an awesome person
Splendid person
Super person to me

When I wake up from my deepest slumber
[side note: PARTY and a half]
I'll call his number
If I remember

Supercalafragalisticexpialadoshis
That's what Ryan is
...and his pizza (too much in spring break lol)

You may find it funny
But I'm actually really glad
When i'm with Ryan (three dayz straight)
It's the most fun I've ever had
And all of our adventures (or we have missions)
He brings along the shark We dance to Joseph's music
It's a really, really small world

When it's January 27th say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
To Ryan Valley

And I feel the way that all of us should
Hugging Ryan
Joyful cryin'

One day Ryan will extinguish fires
Driving on tires,
Missing the wires


so in short....it was a good three days with Ryan and Ines especially the raving dance scene we created in his room with the postal service and metric

Es ist IMMER hammerzeit!!!

1. 4th grade teacher's name: Mrs. Reimer
2. Last words you said to your dad: Are you picking abdullah up?
3. Last song you sang:? that rockstar one by nickelback
4. Last person you hugged: shawna...it was random
5. Last thing you laughed at: uh the picture shawna sent me...Hammerzeit
6. Last time you said I don't remember: when ur mom called me
7. Last time you cried: like a million years ago...i don't cry for anything
8. What color socks are you wearing: none
9. What's under your bed?: drawers
10. What time did you wake up today: 2PM (didn't go to school)
11. Current Taste: minty freshness a la toothpaste
12. Current hair: wet, brown, mine, beautiful
13. Current annoyance: can't think of anything
14. Current longing: for a certain "i don't know what"
16. If you could play any instrument...:piano,.One day i will
17. Favorite color: Red
18. Do you believe in afterlife? yeah
19. How tall are you: 6'2"
20. Current favorite word/saying: ridonkulous
21. Favorite book: i can't read
22. favorite season: winter...and summer i guess
23. What is your career going to be like: paramedic yo...or hockey in europe
24. How many kids do you want? 16...but alas i'll never give birth

*HAVE YOU EVER...*

25. Said "I love you" and meant it: to some friends...family
26. Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish: continuously telling my cat to go to hell for biting my eyebrow
27. Been to New York: no
28. Been to Florida: no
29. Been to California: no
30. Been to Hawaii: no
31. Been to Mexico: no
32. Been to China: no
33. Been to Bahamas?: no
34. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened?:ya..band with Alex!
35. What book are you reading now? some crazy nazi one
36. Worst feeling in the world: migranes
37. What is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning: lately: do i have a spare?
38. How many rings before you answer? 2
39. Future daughter's name(s): maybelle
40. Future son's name(s): johan, judd, or werwolf
41. What do you sleep with: your mom....and a blanket...sometimes me
42. Where are you: home
43. Where do you wish you were: in the kitchen eating
44. piercings: freakin hell NO!

*THE EXTRA STUFF*

45. What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: Pert
46. What clothes do you sleep in: shorts and a shirt
47. Who is the last person that called you: Alex
48. Where do you want to get married: we'll see
49. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: lack of fat
50. Hate: the 30 people i wish to kill
51. Been In Love: no
52. Are you timely or always late: depends
53. Do you have a job: work with my papa or Wal-Mart if i call back
54. Do you like being around people: depends
55. Best feeling in the world: haha...ya...when you find out its mutual
56. Are you a health freak: nope
57. Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: i think it changes
58. Are you lonely?: nope...if i am i just go to a party...a real one...
59. Ever afraid you'll never get married: nope, i'll just go back to old country
60. Do you want to get married: yup eventually
61. Do you want kids: ya as many as possible

*THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...*

62. Cried: no
63. Bought Something: nope
64. Gotten Sick: kinda
65. Said I Love You: nope
66. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: nope
67. Have you Moved On: long time ago?
68. Talked To Someone: yup
69. Had a Serious Talk: yup
70. Missed Someone: ya
71. Hugged Someone: ya
72. Yelled at Someone: ya brother/cat/teammates
73. Kissed someone: nope
74. Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: ya...this onetime at bandcamp...

Block 1:
-Who sits behind you? nobody or Mack
-What class is it? spare or Social 30AP
-Who's your teacher? abdu or Robocop
-Did you ever fall asleep in first period? if i'm at home/no

Block 2:
-Who sits to your left? no one
-Are you failing this class? spare maybe/no
-Is this your favorite class? perhaps
-What reminds you of 2nd period? hunger
-What class is it? Bio 30
-Who's your teacher? Ms. Hall

Block 3:
-What do you do during 3rd period? play guitar/pretend to learn
-Who do you talk to? Nobody/Allegra and Matt and Emma...basically everyone
-What class is it? Gutiar/World Religions
-Who's the teacher? O'Neal/Ferrari
-Do you chew gum in 3rd period? nope
-Anyone you want to shoot during 3rd period? OMFG yes

Block 4:
-Is your crush in this class? no...
-Do you ever have fun in this class? sometimes
-What class is it? English 30
-What's your teacher like? boring as hell
-Who's the teacher? Ms. Pike
-If you could trade one person from this class for another who would it be? no clue...I'd trade the teacher for Mrs. Mackenzie back

Do you like this year's schedule? love it! no untouchables...and i have only two classes next semester...computers and math

What's your favorite class & why? they're all my favorite...english is boring as hell though

A - Available: y...a...for now
A - Age: 17
A - Annoyance: hell of a lot

B - Best Subject: SPARE
B - Beer: canadian if u gotta
B - Birthday: July 15, 1989

C - Crush: nobody knows/will ever
C - Car: soon RAM 1500
C - Candy: everything

D - Day or night: Night
D - Dream car: my truck
D - Dog or cat: neither

E - Easiest person to talk to: Carl, Bud, Kelsey
E - Eggnog: GOD NO
E - E-mail: u_fail@life.com

F - Favorite month: all of them except March
F - Favorite color: Red and Black...im so original
F - Favorite memory: so many....especially since canada day '06

G - Gummy bears or worms: Worms
G - Giver or taker: all three
G - Gum: whatever i gotst

H - Hair color: Brown
H - Height: 6'2
H - Happy: never not

I - Ice cream: anything
I - Instrument: my geeeeeeeetttttaaaaarrrrr
I - Idol: o so many, but then again none

J - Jewelry: didley squat
J - Job: italian center
J - Jail: folsom prison?
K - Kids: maybell-may-el-zein-osborne
K - Kickboxing or karate: neither
K - Kindergarten: all right

L - Longest car ride: 8 hours
L - Longest relationship: 3 months
L - Last kiss: like a month ago....

M - Milk flavor: chocolate
M - Most missed person: i don't miss anyone
M - Movie last watched: Equalibrium
N - Number of Siblings: 2 brothers 1 sister
N - Number of Tattoos: none
N - Name: Abdu

O - One wish: not die tommorow
O - One phobia/fear: uncertainty
O - One regret: when i forget to eat when i know i want to

P - Pet peeves: people who spell simple words wrong like You're, and debt
P - Part of your appearance you like best: i don't judge myself...thats retarded
P - Part of your personality you like best: I'm an albino brown guy

Q - Quote: "how do u go fringing with one arm? same way with two except you don't give high-fives while holding a coffee" -moi
Q - Question for the next person: yes
Q - Quick or slow: depends on what im doing

R - Reason to smile: Life is so much fun now, and it could be a lot worse
R - Reality television show: NONE
R - Reasons to cry: NOTHING
S - Song last heard: Sidwalk Chalk....my band recorded YEAH!
S - Shoes: Element, Emerica...that's all folks
S - Soda: growing tired of it

T - Trust: a few people...
T - Time now: 9:00
T - Time for bed: when i feel the urge

U - U love someone: i alwayz loved Someone
U - Unpredictable: i can change...u just watch
U - Unique: i can do this.....

V - Vegetable you hate: None
V - Vegetable you love: All of em
V - Vacation spot: Ontario and Deutschland

W- Worst habits: i keep twiddling my pen
W- Where are you going to travel next?: Germany, christmas break
W- Weather right now: cold i think
X - X-Rays: 100 000 000....i've broken too many things
X - X-Rated Porn: ain't got none...thats why i had a girlfriend
X - X-tra special someone: my soon to be lovely lady

Y - Year you were born: 1989
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: mellow

Z - Zoo Animal: cheetah
Z - Zodiac: cancer lol
Z - Zoolander: if u gotta

i have 145 days left to change the world....cause then im just another crack in the sidewalk, not slowing you down but contributing to the overall drainage problem...THEREFORE when im gone next september the drainage problem will be .00000002343321% lessend and society can once again wait for another grade 12 student to wait 145 dayz before he can change the world, but upon arrival to the german DL hockey league the problem once again arises but not as a drainage problem, as a training problem contributing to the increase in job security issues that 83 million fellow deutschers hold dear to their hearts and fear with a fascist-like similarity.

and then im gonna start recruiting for the Anti-Anarchist Army
come on EVERYONE's doing it

"There's just no winning conversations you just gotta be a little Creepy.." -moi
"You looked like you tripped over your mom!" -Andrew
"holy jewbag its a mormon!" -brennan
"you make as much sense as a guy on crack trying to make sense but loses the sentence half way through saying and ends up looking stupid trying to make a point, whats up?" -Kris
"patch it up for old times' sake" -Jovon
"did we just get kicked out?" -Andrew/Carl
"TWO FUCKING HOURS YOU FAG!" -Aladdin

shit shit its almost over

"We have to try and impress our interplanetary investors" -BUD
"you guyz have interplanetary investors?"-Stephanie
"YA! Our service is out of this WORLD!!!"-Abdu

"I can pick up twice as many chicks as you guys can!" -Aladdin
"not literally aladdin..." -Abdu

"i'm missing that balance part of my brain." -Patty
"Who the fuck steals a turtle...Mr. Dressup?" -Dan

"If it was on the other side she can pee it out!" -Aladdin
"Ringy-Dingy" -Andrew
"If we cut his eyes out and put snakes in them he won't see us" -MOI
"Have you ever had a dream where there was no more cereal in the cupboard then woken up and couldn't find any cereal?" -Jovon
"If i circle MR and MS would they call me MERS?"-MOI
"no, Eighdeez Benz?" -Jessie

Theres more i'll put them when i remember...

1. Do you still talk with the first person you kissed?
not anymore
2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Hell NO

3. Are you obsessed with someone?
nope

4. What is the best thing about your job?
im on a computer all day talking to andreas

5. Do you like more than one person right now?
nope im sticking with my one and only

6. What was the last thing you ate?
umm...two eggs

7. Did you get any compliments today?
my brother said im good at sleeping a long time?

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
backpacking across Europe with Andrew and a Hostel Card

9. When was the last time you kissed someone?
Saturday August 5th 2006 at 4:44PM

10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
thankfully now guys

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
haha no

12. What kind of a car do you drive?
it will be a dodge ram 1500

13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
to go back in time hah

14. Where have you lived most of your life?
Canada

15. Why is the sky blue?
cause if it was red the emos would cry

16. When was the last time you took a long drive?
with my grandparents and Carl around ontario like 2 weeks ago

17. What's your favorite smell?
i don't really have one, i can tell you what i don't like though...Abdullah's room

18. What is your least favorite sound?
abdullah's room

20. Favorite movie of all time?
all those good movies like four brothers, crash, dawny darco....and more

21. Have you ever done anything hurtful to a classmate?
umm YA

22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
yeehoooo

23. Have you ever played spin the bottle?
uh No

24. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
more then once

25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
all of junior High

26. Have you ever gone camping?
yup

27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
fuck NO...they're crazy

28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
drove past one...

29. Have you ever gone streaking?
nope

30. Have you ever had a stalker?
nope

31. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
nope

32. How many hours a day do you watch TV?
like -1...its on in the background at Jovons

33. Have you ever gone to a party?
ya a lotta good ones....even more bad ones

34. Have you ever been in love?
nope...almost im pretty sure

36. Have you ever lied to your parents??
ya a few times too many

37. Have you ever been out of the Canada?
yep

39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
nope...all my haircuts suck and i honour my barber by not covering them up

40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast foods?
Hell ya....and once i had McDonalds 5 times in one day...ya i won that bet

41. Last song you listened to?
Have you ever seen the rain-CCR

42. Have you ever spied on someone?
nope

43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
nope

45. Who was the last person who called you?
breanna

46. When was the last time you slept for 12 hours straight?
today

47. Have you ever been cheated on by someone?
don't think so...or at least not yet

48. Have you ever stolen anything?.
yep

49. Have you ever consumed egg nog?
hell no...the smell makes me cry

50. If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?
backpacking across Europe with andrew and our hostel cards lol

51. Have you ever had erotic fantasies about...
a) A member of the same sex? ...NO
b) A member of your family? ....they were there...but not participating thankfully
c) An Animal or inanimate object? umm hell no

cocacolacid-->~JAAC~-->unrehersed-->wannaCUBE60


cause im 4 times cooler then all of you