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04:54am | Jan 17, '08 | No Comments
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good> manners,asked her students the following question:>>>>
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how> would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
>>>> Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'>>>> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
'>>>> 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
>>>> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll> be right back.'>>>> '
That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at> the dinner table.'>>>>
'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your> good manners?'>>>>
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you > to> after dinner.
'>>>> The teacher fainted....