FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOVING AND YOUR STUPIDNESS AND YOUR DUMBNESS AND HOW I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR LEAVING AND BEING AN ASS TO ME....AND MOSTLY FUCK YOU FOR ALWAYS MAKING MY FUCKING HEART SKIP A FUCKING BEAT WHENEVER I SEE YOU!!!!
FOR ALL THAT.... FUCK YOU!!....i hate you....
You Know You're A Rugby Player When...
* being a hooker is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
* you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
* being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
* stripping is a skill.
* sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
* showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
* you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
* you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
* you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
* you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
* you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
* bruises on your body are a point of pride.
* your team mates look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." and you don't even own a cat.
* you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash , instead they just sing along!
"....but it doesn't matter...cause we're camping!"
-shawn
"Not Now, But RIGHT NOW!"
-shawn
"My name is Mike and im from tridade"
-Mike [the random drunken neighbor]
"Zestin and Gerdues"
-shawn
"Your camped illegally, how drunk are you?"
"We aren't at all Rangers"
"No...How DRUNK are you?"
"Ohhhh....VERY...I could never drive!"
-Park Rangers, Danielle, Keltie, Conrade
"Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
-Casey
"Why don't we just back up and drive up over there?"
"SHUT UP CHRIS YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR LEARNERS"
-Keltie and Chris
"Cretdal...THATS 13!!"
-Shawn
"Cretdal....Waren....CRETDAL!....WAREN!...come here...not now, but RIGHT NOW!"
-shawn
"Hey...you mother fucking neighbors why aren't you over here drinking at our fucking camp fire? What the fuck? Who do you think you are?"
-shawn
"Oh my god, the pants of the tree looks like a petifile!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!..........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...get it AWAY!"
-Casey and Keltie
"What do you mean we have to move again?"
"Thats like the 3ed time we've had to pack up and unpack and set this shit up again."
"Fuck this, lets go camp at josh's!"
-Keltie and Danielle
"Monday is a FUCKING day...Tuesday is a HUMPING day...Wednesday is a FUCKING day...Thursday is a LALA day...Friday is a FUCKING day...Saturday is a RUGBY day...Sunday is a RESTING day..."
-Mike [singing is campfire songs]
Im the kinda girl that remembers the smallest detail
But forgets to do her homework
The kinda girl that likes staying home on a saturday night with close friends to watch movies
Yet loves a good party
The kinda girl who could talk on the phone for hours
But falls asleep watching T.V
The kinda girl who will laugh at every little thing
And get mad about the stupidest thing
The kinda girl who hates drama
But seems to always get stuck in the middle of it
The kinda girl who is so afraid of getting her heart broken
But can't stand being single
The kinda girl who doesn't want to be pitied
But tells people her worst memories
The kinda girl who won't date just anyone
But yet all she wants is to be respected
The kinda girl who doesn't care what people think about her
But spends hours doing her hair and picking her clothes
so fustrating when it comes to you...
yet still i want it...
1."Vacation" means going to Calgary for the weekend
2. You measure distance in hours
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once
5. You use a down comforter in the summer
6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h throught four meters of snow
during a blizzard without flinching
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to use them
8. You design your kid's halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
9. Driving is better int he winter because the potholes are filled
10. You know both seasons: Winter and Construction
11. You are bundled up in 3 sweaters, a parka, a touque, 2 pairs of
mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35(-8000 with
the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, your
nose is running, you cant feel your toes, and you still stop at
7-Eleven for a slurpee on the way home
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : best kisser ever.
N: You like to drink.
O: awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : You like people.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T: You're loyal to those who love you.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready
mine is...
K : You're wild and crazy
E : Damn good kisser.
L : Everyone loves you.
T: You're loyal to those who love you.
I : You Are Great in bed.
E : Damn good kisser.
