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new tattie on the left and first tattie on the rightpre party shot in my hotel room at the deer foot inn... good times lolMe and my brother on his birthdayMe and Fred at my brother's birthdaynew tattie on the left and first tattie on the right

new tattie on the left and first tattie on the right

pre party shot in my hotel room at the deer foot inn... good times lol

Me and my brother on his birthday

Me and Fred at my brother's birthday

new tattie on the left and first tattie on the right

Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched 'ninjas'. The computer told me 'ninjas cannot be found.' Well played, ninjas, well played

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weedmonkey - 24, Male, Calgary
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BASICS

Height:184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
Weight:87 Kg - 91 Kg (191 lbs - 200 lbs)
Birthday:December 14, 1987
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single
Living Situation:Living with roommate(s)
Location:Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Profile Updated:11:16am | Apr 11, '11

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Comic books, Humor, Magazines, Newspapers, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction
Movies:Action, Animated, Anime, Classic, Comedy, Documentaries, Historical dramas, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers, Teen
Art:Astrology, Body Art, DJing, Film/Video Making, Graphic Design, Photography, Pottery, Sculpture, Singing, Song Writing, Writing
Animals/Pets:Birds, Cats, Dogs, Horses, Rabbits, Reptiles
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy
Cars:Audio, Domestic, Drag Racing, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Nascar, Offroad, Tuning, Classics, Motorbikes
Music:Alternative, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Drum & Bass, Electronica, Funk, Garage, Goth, Happy Hardcore, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, House, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Progressive, Punk, Rap, Rock, Techno, Trance, Rave
Sports:Basketball, BMX, Body Building, Boxing, Car racing, Fishing, Football (American), Golf, Hiking, Hockey, Ice-skating, Jogging, Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Martial Arts, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Rowing, Rugby, Running, Sailing, Scuba, Sky Diving, Snorkeling, Snowboarding, Soccer, Swimming, Track and Field, Water-skiing, Weight lifting, Hacky-sack, Field Hockey, Motocross
Activities:Clubbing, Cooking, Current Affairs, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Reading, Traveling, Darts
Musical Instruments:Acoustic guitar, Bagpipes, Bass guitar, Double Bass, Electric Guitar, Harmonica, Keyboard, Kit Drums, Other Drums, Piano, Saxophone
Outdoor:Camping, Fishing, Gardening, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Backpacking, Paddling, Exploring, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling
Computers:E-mail, Gaming, Graphics, Hardware, Instant Messaging, Linux/BSD, Programming, Surfing the net

ABOUT ME



hey my name is matt im 24 years old im some what of an out going person when i wanna be i like to party and hang out with my friends love metal lisen to other kinds of music to i like to sing i love my job im an aprentice pressmen and iif your asking what that is i print thing like magazines flyers i enjoy meeting new people im told i talk alot some times and im very gogo person cant sit around for to long with out going crazy i have blond hair and green eyes and 1 tatty on my right leg if you would like to know anything else just ask. (I will rule the world)

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I die, You are forgiven. If I live, I will kill you.'
Such is the rule of honour.


ive been told i have the strength to do great things but it is all for nothing if i cant hold on to the one i love.

A coward dies A thousand deaths a soldier dies but one but a hero lives forever in the memories of those whose live he tuched.

I am 75% addicted to Porn. What about you?

BANDS IVE SEEN!!!... in as much order as i remeber lol
-Korn
-power man 5000
-papa roach
-killswitch
-Everlast
-Templar
-Swallen Members/moca only
-iced earth
-bif naked
-ozzy
-project wize
-Slipknot
-Static-x
-Mars volta
- SYSTEM OF A DOWN
-Ministry
-METALLICA




Templar Pride

Cuz templar never die



1. Strength Beyond Strength

There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
I'll be broke in a gutter.
I know the opinion. A broken record. Fuck you and your
College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.
You're working for perfect bodies, perfect minds and perfect
Neighbors. But I'm helping to legalize dope on
Your pristine streets and I'm making a fortune.
You're muscle and gall. Naive at best. I'm bone, brain and
Cock. Deep down stronger than all.
A sad state of affairs. A crippled America. A pipe dream
Buttfucked. Immune. Stronger than all.
A lament for a rookie officer, punk ass weak little lamb.
For the mob, truly, does rule at this particular time.
We've grown into a monster. An arrogant, explosive motherfuck.
Hard as a rock. Shut like a lock.
Finally, the president in submission. He holds out his hand on
Your television and draws back a stump. It's too late for some.
Far too late.
No more holdbacks. No more paying a cops paycheck. Let him
Bust his own child. The son that heeds my word and smokes my dope.
The daughter that sucks me off and snorts cheap anything.
Hail Kings. The new Kings. Stronger than all.
A simple process to legalize. There would not be a choice but to
Take our side. Be there no question of certain strengths. Know
This intention. Forever stronger than all.



LIKES



meeting new people
angels well one angel
stalkers cuz every one should have one lol
beer
scottch
wisky
rye
rum(so most forms of liquir lol)
partying with friends
goin to the bar with my friends
i like music of most kinds just not country lol
i like most of any food
i like dogs and birds not such a big fan of cats though but their ok
DRUGS!!!!! LOL



This Is Not

Lines and the light stream
Screaming by me scream
Burned down
Not me you see me suffer
Haunted by your spirit
Undead by your spit
Taunted by yourself alive

Dazed and burning state
Hazed and spinning fate
Dazed and burning
I say I can't come
You say this ain't home
Hating this I mouth your name

This is not my life
This is not my home
This is not me
I hate this

Your voice in my mind
Come home it ain't time
Burned down
Not me you see me suffer
Solace to inspire
Lowness to my life
Taunted by yourself alive

Dazed and burning state
Hazed and spinning fate
Dazed and burning
I say I can't come
You say this ain't home
Hating this I mouth your name





Bands I like!!! in no pirticular order
-Korn-Slipknot-Soulfly-Slayer-Sublim-Fear Factory-Static-X-KillSwitch-System of a Down-White Zombie-Black Sabbith-Offspring-Everlast-Craddle of Filth-Rammstien-magadeath-Six Feet Under-Kittie-Beastie boys-Cypress hill-Deicied-God Smack-Powerman 5000-Metalica-Drowning Pool-Project Wize-Pantera-Misfits-Sepltura-AC/DC-ZZ Top-Ledzeplin-iron maiden-iced earth-marlin manson-Hyrogliphics-Disturbed-Anthrax-propain-Chil​dren of Bodom-Coal Chamber-Crystal Method-Nirvana-Mudvayne-Strapping Young Lad-Avenged Sevenfold-Deep Purple-Lamb of God-Motley Crew-NIN-Rage Against the Machine-Seether-Sevendust will add more later...


Dime Bag Darrel R.I.P.






"Once upon a time, there were three little pigs
who went out into the big world to build their homes and
seek their fortunes."

The first little piggy, his house is made of wood.
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood.
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his Moonshine.
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine.
I rode into town with my axe in my holster.
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster.
The sherriff at the border, he tried to take me out.
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his adams apple out.
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place.
He opened up his door, and shot me in the face.
And blew me off the porch, and blew my head in half
But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh. (hehe)
Axe in hand, I rose like the dead
And swung with all my might and made a thump noise in his head
Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun
And blew his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium.

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!

The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a motherfucking dick.
He lays down his rules and reads you your rights
In that funny lookin' car with the little blinkin' lights.
I drive a pulse wagon bug seventeen deep
packed full of Juggalos. Lights out and we creep
to the piggy station and lay on the horn.
First piggy out, we blow his lungs out his uniform.
Now they in pursuit, like Starsky and Hutch.
But there's only two of 'em, the rest are out to lunch.
They come a-dunkin donuts, together with the rest.
Twenty-five piggies with their bullet-proof vests.
We lead 'em on a chase. They bustin' off rounds
But now they all fucked, cuz we at the Carny Grounds.
And they gettin' swallowed by they very own greed
Dark Carnival and wicked clowns, cuz we need...

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!

The last little piggy, his house is made of gold.
He lives in a mansion on his own private road.
I started walking down it. The guard, he told me wait
I snapped his fuckin neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate
Cuz this little piggy, must definitely die.
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil
And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel.
People in my city, they fight for they meals.
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills.
How rich he is the devil, he never will admit it.
So I'm a cut his hand off and slap his face with it.
Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and smacked it upside his head.
He begged for his life, I told him it's too late
And tied his neck in a knot and watched him suffocate
Cuz I need...

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks.....





2% of the teenage population doesn't or hasn't tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 98% who are sick of the other 2% bitching about it.. post this on your page

DISLIKES

when things dont work out how you dream
the love i lost
stupied fears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alcahol free beer lol
well country music as you may have seen
mondays
sobber people lol
coolers
broclii
cheeries
alldressed
sour cream & onion
the damn city transit
cowboys cuz their queer!!!
gettin hit by cars it sucks(its happend more then you would think lol)
air baggs like a shot in the mouth lol
and the damn gnomes that keep stealin all my ****!!
Most of all i hate it when people say somthing and never fallow threw :(


cant realy think of anything else right now so just ask

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