![[*dani-boo*] - 19, Female, Lloydminster](http://images.nexopia.com/gallerylandscapemini/1/3537986/2.jpg "[*dani-boo*] - 19, Female, Lloydminster"){kind=small}
i love...
my friends
art
my family
music
my dog
movies
my room
randomness
funny things people say
colourfulness
talking
photography
relaxing
"True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid or you are up to something devious...
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me.[/b]