I was hacked.
I was married to Matt Anderson, June 2nd 2006.
I like a boy.
We have an affair.
Pretty much every day.
The great Sphinctorium is pretty much the sweetest kid ever.
He's all about the whore.
Who I also love.
The 3 I never have to mention because they know how much I love them:
Mike
Alysha
April
Dale is gay. With his 30 pairs of shoes and his girlpants.
But it's okay cos I'm a fatty.
Deal?
Kay thanks sweet.
There's this redhead that I kinda adore. Yeah.
And a kid from kindergarten.
A Foger, whatever the hell that is.
A Chinese kid with a MU TANG.
And one that can't drive.
They introduced me to a sarcastic and witty music playing hermit.
He's my new best friend.
Mix wth a crazy Asian
and a drunk No nadz.
I have some pretty sweet friends.
I kinda love them.
I kinda love him..
But it's okay cos he's gay. <33