If I'm the sum of all my friends,
then all my friends are some of me
and if you're some way just like them
then I am you to some degree
---The Matches
Bender's Top Ten most frequently uttered words:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
---Homer J Simpson
Act Stupid, Be Smart
---Sam R Rietmann
---Sam R Rietmann
[Knock on door]
Mr. Feather: Who's there?
Undercover Brother: Kung.
Mr. Feather: Kung who?
[Anton kicks down the door]
Undercover Brother: Kung Fu!
---Undercover Brother
And fix my goddamn ass....cause its broken
---Brandon Dicamillo---CKY 4
---Brandon Dicamillo---CKY 4
Here Are Some Pictures Of Shit I Like
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
Music
(Not in any specific order)
I threw a party in my name
but the hours crawled by and no one came
so I bowed my head and I prayed for wings
to take me from this place...
I'm not sure what's worse
The waiting or the waiting room
"You're next sir" becomes a cruel taunt to you
Recycled air, the smell of sleep and disinfectant
Your God is a two door elevator
Do they even cure you?
Or is it just to humor us before we die
If only we could heal ourselves
We wouldn't need to be hooked up to these machines
The drugs begin to peak
A smile of joy arrives in me
But sedation changes to panic and nausea
And breath starts to shorten
And heartbeats pound softer
You won't try to save me
You just want to hurt me
And leave me desperate
You taught my heart
A sense I never knew I had
I can't forget
The times that I was lost and depressed from the awful truth
How do you do it?
You're my heroine
I guess its only the men
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall,
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late,
She's pissed that she had to wait
And my excuse not to call,
It never worked at all
See I got these glasses, so they kick my ass
But I'll kick their asses when I get to class
(this is my theme song. Haha)
It's only you, beautiful.
Or I don't want anyone.
If I can choose it's only you.
It takes powder to make a cake
but all the power went up my nose, I aint fakin shit
This town gets so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
when you're not scoring
(na na na na na na na na na)
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete
When did punk rock become so safe?
When did the scene become a joke?
The kids who used to live for beer and speed
now want their fries and coke
Cursing and flipping birds are not allowed,
in fact let's keep noise levels down
I'm betting dreams upon my paper wings
Because flying isn't just for kings
I take the stairs to the very top floor
I paid the souper to leave open the door
A perfect sunset is sinking in the sky
I know my body is ready to fly
I start the countdown backwards from ten
When I reach one my family name will end
Feel free to say hello. You know...leave a comment or something.