World Peace, Female Equality, Animal Rights...o wait my bad this was sposed to be in the next section...
Blacking out.
Recieving death threats. You know what they say death threats are the spice of life.
Foreign Hip-Hop.
Girls with mudflaps and/or multiple amputations.
Placekicking medium sized rodents. Dont knock it till youve tried it.
Samuel L Jackson playing the race card at every opportunity.
Ajax. Its an affordable alternative to coke.
Pedophiles. I dont know i just have a soft spot for the ol fellas.
How you probably calling the institution as your reading my profile.
Poker, baseball, basketball. I reek at all of them but it passes the time.
Hemsky. His face could use a lil developing but still 10/10.
The term smoking pole. It strikes a nice balance between functional and derogatory.
Motivational speaking cassetes. Especially the ones that tease you by speaking in riddles and not saying anything useful.
Billy Joel. That guy sure knows how to toy with your emotions.
Novelty items of any variety.
Fractured english. I'll be the first to admit sometimes i pretend not to understand just so i can hear a little more.
NHL 94. Especially Roger Hulk.
Getting bombed at completely innapropriate times.
The random room.
Station wagons...especially if they have wood paneling. Its impossible not to look cool in them. Those vans with no windows are pretty solid too. I always wonder who's being molested when i see them.
The idea of owning another human being. Some people consider it "slavery". I just find it intruiging.

Skating bears who think theyre the tits. Im gunna bertuzzi every one of em.
George Laraque as a hockey player.
George Laraque as a radio personality.
Alrite you caught me George Laraque as a human being.
People who get overboard intense on this site. Seriously if i wanted to read drama id be at the library.
Matt Greene. Your in the box the whole game and you still come to the bar and pick fights. How tough are you?
My IQ. Its gotta be in the 10-15 range by now.
Grey cats. Honestly if i ever saw one...
When you forget to bring a towel in to the bathroom when u shower. Especially in winter. Im angry just thinking about it. Thank god i only shower once or twice a month.
Sami Salo hahahaaha actually get some medical attention before you keel over.
The poverty line. Well being below it anyways.
Anyone who takes me seriously. Beat it.
When guys give me compliments. If you wanna touch dinks just come out and say it don't beat around the bush.
Hamburgler. What a pathetic loser.
Brooks Orpik. Its nothing personal really but your getting to the age where changing your name might be a consideration.
Ulanov and Cross. Together. Pure brilliance MacT. You probably have better defencemen sprawled across your hood.

They said i might have gone somewhere if i just had some talent.


Is she wearing that ugly grey coat again?








This guy needs a bellaclava after that effort.


You do literally nothing to contribute to this household.





Have a nice recess.


I'm not gunna lie i wanted to show Twitch up.