Hey Names Jen a.ka Ham,hammer, hammy,Jenine,Ham Slice,Hawaii,white sweater, snow white, shortie, anna-banna, jenbo,jenny ham soo many
I had blondeish brown hair...
i have messed up eyes, there a tint of brown but then a tint of green...Im 5' 2 and apparently i have CRS--CANT REMEMBER SHIT ahah ash!
anything else ask mee
<3Mr.Kenning
I don't need someone to make me happy. That's part of being independent...never count on anyone to make you smile. Live life like today's your last, sure it could get you into trouble sometimes but isn't it worth it?
Each day is precious, each passing moment is unique because there'll never be that certain moment again.
No regrets, no living in the past, living like that will not bring you happiness.
Never change who you are, you are one, one special being and no one is exactly like you..take pride in that.
And never give up hope, hope is the drive to make our heart-wanting dreams come true..keep that determination flowing through your veins like needed blood, because eventually it'll find it's way to your heart.
This is me, my words, how I feel, and how I live.
Dear Fake Friend--
At least i can see myself somewhere in the future wiht a good job,family and kids and NOT being a loner with s.t.d.s! good luck buddy
I am who I am, no games, no faces,no lies [/i] Y
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Life as a Manitoban
1. "Vacation" means going to Brandon for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Winnipeg)
10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a toque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 (-8000 with the wind-chill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home.
12. You actually understand these jokes
S o я я y - i - I - a i и т - p ε я ε c т
S o я я y - I - đ o и т - g i v ε - a - u c к
S o я я y - I - a i и т - a - đ i v a
S o я я y - I - j u s т - к и o ω - ω н a т - I - ω a и т
S o я я y - I m - и o т - a - s l u T
&& I love Country! I grew up wiht it
-If your a true country person, u'll have no favourite country singer or song!
So Saw.. Brad Paisley Terri Clark, Johnny Reid, Brook n Dunn
Sarah Evans and Aaron Prichent, Geroge Straight, Corb Lund in Concert.
Folk Fest 2006
>>Tongue = Periced*
*Tatty
Never give up if you still wanna try
Never dry your tears if you still wanna cry
Never settle for the answer if you still wanna know
Never say you dont like him if you can't let him go..[/i][/color][/size]
♥Keith Urban♥ Saw Him In Concert!
●♥Aaron Pritchett●♥
♥Mark Walhberg♥
♥ Shawn and Marlon Wayons♥
♥Johnny Knoxville♥
♥Luke Fylnn♥
●Country●♪
☻Computer☻
♥♥JoSh DuHaMeL♥♥ sexxy
"A day without laughter, is a day wasted."
MADAGASCAR is the best movie ever.
REBA, - best TV show..never lovvvved a t.v show as much as i do this one! if u havent watched it..u gotta! highly recomend lmao-
Finding Nemo!
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WHAT SHE LIKES <3
R.I.P Phil Haiart, Didnt deserve to happen to you, and you will not be forgotten,
you have a heart of soul and you have touched ppl wiht everything you have done,
we'll miss you with all of are hearts and treasure every moment we had wiht you,
truley amazing guy and i love you with everything rest in peace.
THIS POEM IS FOR YOU <3
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If I Had Known...
if i had known
the last time you made a joke
would have been the last
i would have laughed forever
if i had known
the last time you made me smile
would have been the last
i would have smiled forever
if i had known
the last time you wiped away my tears
would have been the last
i would have cried forever
if i had known
that the last time you held me so tight
would be the last
i would have held on forever
if i had known
the last time you tried to frightin me
would be the last
i wouldn't have been so afraid
if i had only known
that the last time we said goodbye
would have been the last
i wouldn't have let you go
( Phil luv you wiht all of my heart and you are the brightest star in the sky, rest in peace <3 )[/font]
Movies: The Notebook(Best Movie Ever), Cat In The Hat, Walking Tall,
benchwarmers, The Ringer, Bad Boyz 2, Madagascar, Ice age 1 and 2, jungle book,shes the man,
Are We There Yet,Sky High, Charley and the choc.factory etc .
Favourite Purfume: Paris Hilton is unreal
Lipgloss//My Cell//Computer//T.v//Canndyy
My Bed..sooo comfy!//Summer..Winters To Cold!
Hawt Tubbin(Have One)//Partyin With The Gurls
Beaches//Travelling//Hawt Places!
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**Outdoor Living Trips wiht Poole haha soo much fun**
Shlee- BAD BOYS FOR LIFE, well i honestly dunt know where to start with you theres soo much i can say but i do know that i dunt know where id be without u, weve had so many good times n counted down for how long til we turned 18 n were finally here! i know we have had some ruff times but they passed n i know we'll always be good friends love you always
Jen: w.e im a tough lil cookie
Jon:well im the cookie monstar and i would straight up murder your ass
***Why dunt u go breathe air through a reid*** ahah such a good moviee
Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Guy:No
Girl:Do you like me?
Guy:No
Girl:Do you want me?
Guy:No
Girl: Would you cry if i left?
Guy:No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Guy:No
Girl:Would you do anything for me?
Guy:No
Girl:Would you choose, your life or me?
Guy: My life
Girl runs away and guy stops her and says 'The reason why you never cross my mind is cause your always on my mind. The reason why i dunt like you, is because i love you. The reason why i dunt want you is because i need you. The reason why i wont cry if you leave is because i would die for you. The reason why im not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you. The reason why i choose my life is because you are my life!
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WHAT SHE HATES
These are juss some things I dislike:
*Guys who disrespect girls*
*Guys who hit girls*
*People who hit there children*
*People who have children when they cant support themselves*
*CLOWNS* i am terrified of them!
*Slutty Gurls*
*Men Being Jerks
*Bitchy Stuck Up Girls Who Think There All That....UR NOT!*
*Girls who talk shit behind other pplz back. who dont even no the meaning of friends
*Narks*
* Ppl who drive with there turning signal on
*I cannot stand it when people have to be in such a hurry and ride ur ass! especially when you have a child in the back seat! ill juss piss you off and drive like a grandma!
WOOD-TICKS-i dunt know what it is about wood ticks, maybe the fact that there ugly lil things that sick to you and slowly suck there way into u! AH..there the scarest thing that freaks me out other wise then clown...i got one first time goin fishin this year and i went crazzy had a nervus break down lol.
* People Who Pretend That They Understand Sumthin..When They Really Dunt*
*Gurlz Who Say There Fat..When There Not*
*Back Stabbers*
*Bugs/Insects..Spiders..LadyBugs..anykind*
**Guys Who lead Gurls On..And Dunt Really Care For Her**
°ˇ.ˇ*¤I hAtE°ˇ.ˇ*¤.. -Liers.
°ˇ.ˇ*¤I hAtE°ˇ.ˇ*¤.. -BackStabers
°ˇ.ˇ*¤I hAtE°ˇ.ˇ*¤..-Sluts
°ˇ.ˇ*¤I hAtE°ˇ.ˇ*¤.. -people that think there better then everyone else.
°ˇ.ˇ*¤I hAtE°ˇ.ˇ*¤.. SeaWeed!!
°ˇ.ˇ*¤I hAtE°ˇ.ˇ*¤.. - How a Guy Can Do Sumthin And Will B Considered All That n Then A Chic Does The Same Thing And is Called A Whore!
Lil Bitches! grow up!
Skool! 3/4 of the stuff you learn...you wont need to know in ur future.
MOTHS- i am petrifed of moths.
Darkness, being scared in the dark or walking alone all by myself in the dark.
Poe Poes-5 O, all they do is drive around eat donuts and try to ruin are lifes, put us threw sooo much shit that we dunt need.
SLOW DRIVERS- theres a speed limit for a reason!
PETIFILES/CREEPS- get a life, straight up, your not gunna get anywhere in life, find some1 ur own age.
Not being able to sleep.
Not being able to get sumfin i reallly like, or when i like sumfin alot and my rents always telling me that its a waste of money or not worth it, jeeze if i want it that bad im pretty sure it wouldnt be a waste to me and it would be worth it.
Annoying guys that try soooo hard, sorrie its not gunna happen.
**People who judge other ppl b/c of waht they look like, wear e.t.c- everyone doesnt have to look exactly the way you want them to, if you take a minute from ur inconseded lil life and take a look at waht he/she is really like, maybe youd find sumthing amazing that youd never think you would ever see in that person.
People who think there all of a sudden soo much better when there driving drunk YOUR STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
Playing Cards with people who take there time.
Taking the bus.
My sister of how she gets treated different then me and is soooooo freakin spoiled.
BACKSEAT DRIVERS!- I HATE it when people who dunt have there lisence try and tell me how to drive.....im the one who past the test NOT YOU.
Running low on gas!
People who say there smart but dunt try.....well i guess your not that smart if you dunt wanna try.
Not having money.
Scary movies..or being scared
When you answer the phone and all you hear beside u is.." who is that..who is that..who is that, HOLD ON A FUKIN MINUTE LEMME FIND OUT!!!
When people call you at 4 in the mornin asking you waht your doing, hello like most normal people im sleeping, do i wanna talk or chill NO im sleeping.
When people wake me up so early for dumb reasons.
People who wear socks wiht sandles, or no socks wiht shoes, so werid and wrong lmao.
When your looking forward to sumfin but it ends up raining or snowing.
DRAMA-get over it already!
Not having a car.
JUST SICK
guy: can we have sex right now..
girl: can we do what..
guy: you know, can i be your first, finally..
girl: um, no..
guy: why..
girl: because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..
guy: so, if you don't tell, i won't tell..
girl: besides that, i'm waiting for someone special, someone that i want to be with for the rest of my life..
guy: i'm not special to you?..
girl: you're my friend, that's all..
guy: looks forward and keeps driving..
five minutes pass..
guy: starts to run his hand up the girls thigh..
girl: moves his hand, don't touch me..
guy: tries to kiss her..
girl: screams, would you stop..
guy: continues trying..
girl: moves to the back seat..
guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl, and starts to kiss her..
girl: pushes him off and moves over, please don't do this..
guy: don't do what, i know you want it, i can tell from your eyes, moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants..
girl: pushes him harder and says, no don't..
guy: gets aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop playing hard to get..
girl: cries and continues to fight..
guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down..
girl: screams as he penetrates her, NO please don't do this..
guy: puts his hand over her mouth..
an hour passes..
guy: pulls back and wipes himself off..
girl: sits in the corner of the seat, sobbing..
guy: looks at her and says, you better not tell anyone about this, if you're really my friend you won't tell anyone about it, you know i love you, he reaches out his hand to touch her cheek..
girl: pulls back, just take me home now..
guy: says alright, gets in the front seat and drives her home..
two months later..
girl: doctor what's wrong with me, i haven't had my time of the month in two months..
doctor: looks at her, you haven't been have your time for a reason..
girl:looks at him and says, why, dreading the answer that she was sure to receive..
doctor: you're pregnant..
girl: faints..
the story gets out that she was pregnant, and people start looking to the guy, he claims that it's not his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school, which was a lie, and he went to her and said, if you lie to people and say that i raped you i'll kill you. the girl is completely devastated, first, he took her virginity, got her pregnant, then lied about it. so completely depressed, the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.
Guys who think they can do whatever they want to girls. and just use girls for sex...have some respect and start thinkin about other people instead of just yourself and your needs.
I Hate FAKE FRIENDS- friends who pretend to like you, weither its because its for your money, or your car. Or when they 2 face you, saying shit to other people and then they see you adn its like they never said ne thing. I hate it when "friends" make plans with you adn then shaft you, leaving you there and then ignore your phone calls, and then calls you later when they have nothing better to do. I hate it when "friends" always have to be right, and will go the farest till there right..which they end up being totally wrong.
And when u have sumfin to say about me, make sure its good enough to waste ur breath on, and try not to say to much b.s juss make urself look and feel better..
I HATE it when people act different or try to be different around certain people or when theyre juss meeting, i hate how people always try to do things or say things juss to get peoples attension.
.-`;x.If you dress nicely, He says you're trying to attract other guys
If you argue with him, He says you're stubborn
If you dont love him, He'll try to win you
If you love him, He'll leave you
If you dont fuck him, He'll say you dont love him
If you do, He'll say you're easy
If you tell him your problems, He'll say you're irritating
If you dont, He'll say you dont trust him
If you lecture him, He'll say you're bitchy
If he lectures you, It's because he cares for you
If you break one promise, You cant be trusted
If he breaks 100 promises, It's becuse everybody makes mistakes
If you hurt him, You're a biitch
If he hurts you, It was because he was drunk
If he gets with 10 girls, He's the man
If you get with one guy, You're a sluutt
Its a game, And the girls never win.x;`-.....</3...
Ok soo i come home after work and my sisters friends are over and start making up songs and being loud, the next day is this waht happend......breannee! u are too fukin funny! goooood times
Breannes Blog!
Ok so
last night
was incredible
it got my mind off
you all know who
haha thnks to emily and nicole
and
the like 293475842 food items
and Jen was a major part of it
because she got me going with the whole pop thing
which lasted about 2 hours
and i still laugh aobut the fact.
me and emily and nicole tlaked for like 2 hours straight about
the most random shit ever
it was so cute
and we took millions of pictures.
haha so fun
anddd'
then emily left at like 10
so me and nicole had to wake up
then we went back to sleep
then we got up at like 1
and had some more laughs with jen
then we decided to go to dq
so we had this huggggge plan
of how we were going to ask her dad
and it took like 1 hour
jsut to get nicole to go ask
ahha
then we headed to the gas station
and well
we coulde
