heres to the women
who wear the (insert shoe color of nearest chick) shoes
they spend all our money
they drink all our booze
they dont have their cherries
but that aint a sin
cause they still got the box
that the cherry came in!
“Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me…
That’s all for now, I gotta pee!”
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
No Milk, no money
no money no beer
no beer no fun
no fun you're done
Here's to the perfect man
I couldn't ask for more
He's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and owns a liquor store
Here's to the men we love
Here's to the men who love us
To the men we love who don't love us
Fuck them and here's to us
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!
Life, alas,
Is very drear.
Up with the glass,
Down with the beer!
some people need to look up at the stars and know that somewhere,
someone probably painted their planet..
so they aren't all white ♥ god Jaymee..
i love you ♥ haha DORK! it was way too early to talk to you
ashley: hey, here's a good life quote for my status
"wants to bring the toaster in the bath with her"
michelle: umm, ash?
ashley: oh no wait! that's killing yourself isn't it
michelle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
well mr 18 year old,
i just wanted to say happy bday,
i hope you can stay til wednesday
if you can't it'll be a bummer,
bcuz i barey got to see you all summer.
the twister game i got for you,
will hopefully satisfy our crew,
until we turn it into a custume/suit,
and make you wear the matching boot.
teehee, huge thanks to jaymee
for helping me make this rhyme.
and turning Chad's twister game into
a costume for me =)
HOPE YOU TWO HAVE FUN AT THE
BARS IN GP =D NO BRINGING GIRLS
BACK FOR EITHER OF YOU TWO..
i sure hope jaymee's f.i.d works =)
GP is lame anyways =o
hey dylan, remember this convo..
i found it on facebook today
michelle: no shower for dylan at my house, the hose is fine =]
dylan: but i'll turn into an icicle =P lol
michelle: a pretty dylan icicle =]
haha, and you heard about ROFLSAUCE, appearently my guess was wrong
it isn't laughing sauce, hahaha..i'm so wierd =)
STORY OF THE NIGHT
Well Nichole and i were in Kory's car and Kory
being the "SMART" person that he is, decides
he's going to flick his burning smoke out Billy's
window..And to Billy's dismay, the smoke hit
the window and landed on his arm..so he
freaked, and Kory Nichole and i just laughed,
and Billy just like looks at Kory and he was like
"the window's not open", and taps the CLEARLY
CLOSED window.. and then we all laughed,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what great times =)
so basically i have come to the conclusion of why
i like scary horror type movies, and seriously
despise love chick flick type movies. Well in horror
scary type movies, NOONE really gets a happy ending,
most of them don't get the lover they wanted,
and sure they may all die in the end, but thats why
i like them so much..IT'S REALITY! we all have to die
sometime in our life, and we won't always get the
perfect someone. It's more likely to happen that
our lives will be turned into a horror scary type movie
where things go wrong, then having such a positively
perfect love romance thing. It's just more real.
True loves, they just don't exist..GET OVER IT! people
dying, THAT EXISTS..and you'll deal with it..REALITY!
reality is hell! its not perfect
