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This is generally what people think of me!!!:
Thou lumpish rough-hewn lout!Thou lumpish rough-hewn lout!O lilliterate loiterer! [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side. Sense sure you have, else could you not have motion; but sure that sense is apoplex'd. God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another. [Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. [Thou] foul defacer of God's handiwork. Thou droning lily-livered canker-blossom! Go, ye giddy goose. Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels. Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell. [Thou art] spacious in the possesion of dirt. Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee. Thou fobbing earth-vexing baggage! Thou droning dismal-dreaming boar-pig! Thou dankish motley-minded joithead! [Thou art] a fusty nut with no kernel! Thy lips rot off! [Thou] poisonous bunch-back'd toad!Thou churlish whoreson blind-worm! O teach me how I should forget to think.Thou errant pox-marked malcontent! [You] live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!