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    babble babble , bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party, sex sex sex and dont forget the violence

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    Birthday:May 08, 1992
    Location:Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada
    Join Date:06:49pm | May 24, '09
    Profile Updated:03:57am | Sep 12, '11
    Last Active:10:11pm | Jul 22, '13

    I GOT PROBLEMS NOW EVERYONE ON

    MY BLOCKS GOT EM'



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    What is life?
    Life is like a big obstacle
    put in front of your optical to slow you down
    And everytime you think you gotten past it
    it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
    What are friends?
    Friends are people that you think are your friends
    But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
    and disguises, to hide they true colors
    So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
    they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
    What is money?
    Money is what makes a man act funny
    Money is the root of all evil
    Money'll make them same friends come back around
    swearing that they was always down
    What is life?
    I'm tired of life






    so i take a moment, and let these pills sink in
    i know i shouldn't be happy, but these chemicals let me pretend





    I'm Colin Schmidt
    I’ll try to keep this short – I’m a potent figure, often I’m seen summiting the Matterhorn & wrestling crocodiles in the Serengeti. I play in a rock and roll band & can bake 30 Minute Brownies in twenty minutes flat. I am an expert in Dancing, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I am a contortionist, an analyst, and an unruly bookie. Critics world wide have swooned over my line of denim eveningwear. I have been caller number nine eight times and have won tickets to see four of the six Partridges. My floral arrangements have earned fame @ national botany clubs.

    I once read War and Peace, The Hobbit, and The Narnia Chronicles in a single day with time left over to refurbish the drive train of a ’68 Volkswagen. I have performed covert operations for the CIA and single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from Neilson surveyors.

    The Laws of Physics do not apply to me.

    On weekends, to let off some steam I participate in full contact origami. Years back I discovered the meaning of life (but I forgot to write it down). I breed prize winning chia pets. I’ve won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving matches in Sri Lanka & spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played hamlet, performed successful open heart surgery with a butter knife, and spoken to Elvis.

    oh and by the way


    DONT FUCK WITH CBC
    "ok, i killed everybody since day 1. i murdered em all,
    i'm god and i killed everybody. NOW HWAT?"