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what happens in the back at work
scott- i will never kiss you after you eat that, it looks disgusting!
alana- chels, scott told me he wouldnt kiss me because of my food, and its better then it looks!
chels- yea, its not your fault your a picky eater and get it all taken off
joe just swoops in- i'd make out with you still


alana- so when did you get your new look done?
joel- friday. i wanted a change so thought i'd do something drastic. now i want a motorcycle, a harley.
then i can pull up at your house as your new boyfriend and you can hop on the back and we'll start making out like mad.
then i'll say (to your dad)
"hey old man i'm dating your daughter and we're going to have crazy unprotected sex!"

.. haha best manager ever lol


joe RANDOMLY (comes up to me) says this
joe- so i heard from a little birdie that were
going to go into a backroom and do the naughty
alana- well that little birdie might just be right!
joe- answers with one of his noises
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olie- so how was your camping trip?
alana - camping?? ohh my cabin trip on spring break.
wow it has been a long time since we worked together
olie- i know it really has, its been tough! so was it fun?
alana- yea it really was a blast, soo much fun drinking partying playing
olie- ohh so a little bit of drinking a little bit of
alana- sex. yup.
olie- *laughs* and her true colors come out!


logan- my table 35 is praying
alana & mich- oh thats nice are they holding hands and all that
logan- no. just like blessing there food.
i should fly and float above them and say 'i am Jesus.'
and there eyes will stay closed and think i really am
and they'll be all like 'oh Jesus we have waited so long!"
and id be like "i know you must be confused my brothers
but i just wanted to say, tip your waitor good..."
 

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my motto!!!
-- Never doubt that a small group of
committed people can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has...
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yup yup here i come africa! lol
 

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alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
best friend!
\\Chelsea// says:
Thats me
\\Chelsea// says:
ew i cant believe you put that picture up
\\Chelsea// says:
DISGUSTING
alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
you look finnee
\\Chelsea// says:
oh thanks... barf still but ill let you keep it up... are any of those on your photo bucket
alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
nope
alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
which one should i put for my first picture on nex? i cant figure out the order to do, please jhelp me , and ill put them on photobucket
\\Chelsea// says:
fair enough youve had a busy night
\\Chelsea// says:
go picture four first
alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
why does everyone like that one, thats my least favorite.. lol
\\Chelsea// says:
shit sorry
alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
but you like it??
\\Chelsea// says:
yeah i really do ... you look smokin
alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
haha your my best friend
...later on in the convo..
alana × + + __Drink Triple See Double Act Single ..... says:
k I got the picture up for you, its uploaded
\\Chelsea// says:
but bedtime for bonzo nah night
\\Chelsea// says:
WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS
\\Chelsea// says:
Thank you i owe you my first child
 

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screw seconds times a charm, its all about third times a charm!!!

and to think you've been the boy beside me for 5 years.
 

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kylemilberry
we are about to leave calgary.its snowing really bad.nickleback is on.i couldnt possibly miss you more than now.

i addoorreeee himm
 

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cutecutecute
alana:
gavvvinnn
im friggin bored.... lol

gavin:
alana
way to dissapoint me... arent you the fun kid? haha

alana:
hahah i try i try!
lol but where do you get that from

gavin:
your always a bundle of fun in school haha always talking and laughing and smilin and shit

alana:
hahah awww i just fell in love with you !

gavin:
hahahah
how did you do on the asl test?

alana:
mm better now that you helped me! lol
but yea still coulda been better.. lol
 

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randoom..
Ten Random Things About Me
1. i have three dogs
2. my life revolves around CES (definetly chelsea, emma and syd )
3. i have a nephew, definetly adore him
4. im a daddy's girl
5. I have a closet packed with clothes - but I don't wear half of them.
6. i dont have my learners
7. i love africa, but never been. i want to teach english there for a year
8. i hate dressing up
9. i hate drama
10. i love going out

Nine Ways To Win My Heart
1. DONT be obsessive/ gives me space
2. have a good personality
3. good hygene
4. having a car is plus (but dont worry, its just a plus lol)
5. i like guys with good style
6. guys who are built/ strong helps, i like feeling protected. lol
7. my friends like you
8. random gifts- not overload. lol its just sweet
9. im a fan of accents now, definetly a plus...!

Eight Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. live in a foreign place for a bit
2. travel a lot
3. get married
4. chilldrreenn
5. go see RENT (musical) in new york
6. do something to stop animal cruelity
7. adopt a black baby boy from africa
8. get a college degree

Seven Ways To Annoy Me
1. start rummorrsss.......>KARAMA baby
2. people who dont say stuff to my face
3. racial comments
4. sexist comments > drives me maaddd
5. people who over exagerrate, things can always be worse!
6. rude people
7. people who strive for attn when there sick and over exagerrate, kinda goes with #5 but this is a whole other topic lol

Six Things I Need
1. family
2. friends
3. hairspray (not really need but you know.. lol)
4. food
5. sleep
6. moneeyy

Five Things I`m Scared Of
1. rats and miccee!
2. needdllesss!
3. the thought of losing loved ones (after grade 12 for example)
4. gang rape..
5. cancer

Four Favorite Things In My Room
1. my room in general! just redecorated and its pink & yellow and ahh i love it.
2. but anyywwayys.. my computer
3. my tv
4. my BED i love my bed, so comfy

Three Things I Do Everyday
1. talk to chelsea lol
2. HYGENE stuff
3. eat

Two Things I`ll Always Cherish
1. Family
2. Friends

One Confession I Must Make
1. IM NOT INNOCENT AND A GOODY GOOD. lol that drives me nuttts....
 

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this is what im hoping for.
Everything happens for a reason.
Things fall apart, so other things can fall together.
Don't question it. Just let it happen.
If it's meant to be..It will find a way
 

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meemmoriiess - punta cana
alana-
the first time we meet danny and he comes up to us( sarah and i) and asks if were english or american? and i was like well were english, and then he goes off in his accent- oh really i am to! then i was like no wait, were canadian i just got confused by the question.

sarah:
ha i think you were on the other side of the table but justin had a convo with me about BANDAIDS for about 20 mins. like i was giving him sich blunt looks cause i couldnt get a word in and he just kept going. hah god that kid never shut up! lol

sarah-
so shane and i walk in the room to go unlock the screen door for you guys to get in casue i had the key and you had no way to get in right? so i go in and turn on the light then i see theres something under the blankets and i looked back at shane and i was like DUDE THERES SOMEONE IN MY BED!! ahhh.. i had like the bluntest look on my face. worse then the one i gave justin as he talked about bandaids. so i go running in and there the of you are.. in the bed. in the room?! i was so confused. and then i like ran to you. and started laughing casue i almost shit my pants and you were like sarah shut up, danny is sleeping. so you and i talked for like 2 mins straight then shane and i left. and what like 2 hours later i come back to the room and wonder why im freezing on the futon. and i hear you having your "dream". haha and of course danny had to leave the fricken screen door open **(we found this out the next morning when sarah went to go out on the patio and to her surprise the patio door was wide open!)** when you 2 snuck into the room and he let in all those centapeed things.
alana-
then when i woke up and danny asked when i was going to be coming out and i told him i didnt know, whenever sarah gets back. and that im afraid my aunt might call and then id be screwed cause what would i say!? 'oh sarah? yea shes not here, shes probably out sleeping in some random guys room.' then danny and i heard sarah say from nowhere- "guys im right here.." hahaha i ddiieedd!
sarah-
oh yeah i totally understand lol. man that was an intence morning and a wild night!
 

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dghdfdyugj
the problem is, your not him...

i'll be seeing you.
 

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spoken by only the best
Danny- 'Its all gravy baby'
Alana- 'What the hell does that mean'
Danny- *laughs*. Um i don't really know
how to explain it, like its all good?'
Alana- 'Oh, alright!'
Danny- 'Yea, all gravy baby' *smiles*
Alana- 'Yea i still dont really get it..'


*Danny kisses me
on the forehead*

Alana- Thank you
Danny- *laughs*, bless you!
Alana- What? i didn't sneeze?
Danny- No, it means like your sweet
Alana- oh! well bless YOU!


*looking at pictures on Danny's cell*
Alana- Oh are these your guy friends?
Danny- Guy friends? jesus that
makes it sound so gay!
Alana- *laughs* Well i dont know
what you call it in england
Danny- Blokes. Yea, they're my blokes
 

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come back!
i misss itt!!
i would do ANYTHING to be back with the same people
and doing what we did everynight
im in chronic depression here!
 

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favorite poems
Alana Rae
I was so sad when you went away
Nothing could make my day
I'd tap that if i were gay
You wouldn't say no, you'd be like Mmmkay!
Oh i'd so do your mom Fae
Maybe one day,
If i were gay.

- chels

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Oh My Darling Lan
At this moment you sound like a man
But hey, atleast you have a tan!
I hate it when people call you Jan
I just want to hit them with a mother fucking Pan
OH MAN!
Always know i'm your number one fan!

-chels
 

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late night swim in paradise.
After finishing off our last beers at our regular
bar danny, me, alex, chris and sarah headed to alex's room,
grabbed me a sweater and headed off to the beach at about
3, 3 30 in the morning. Sarah and chris got there before us
so they went in the ocean for abit but were off
'canoodling' by the time danny alex and i got there.
So danny strips and us 3 head to the water. Both
danny and alex are well over 6 feet so when the
water was shallow for them it would clearly be up
to my head in deepness so i hopped on danny's
back then felt motion sickness after a while so
went down (you got to realize i was at the peak
of my drunkness and being on someones back
with the waves bumping me, it was not a good
combination lol) . So Alex, who was holding onto
a rope for safety lol, grabbed onto my hand with
his free hand and told me to go out deeper with
him and when it got to deep to tell him. So we
walk out deeper then a big wave comes and BAM
im drowning lol. Alex grabs me and holds me up
while im choking on all the saltwater and yelling
'TO DEEP, TO DEEP' (picture it). So i regain myself
for a few seconds and we go at it again until the next
wave comes and i come back up yelling 'TO DEEP
TO DEEP'! We did this over and over again i dont
even know how many times. And the whole while i
was out there i was killing myself laughing and
giggling, noonnn stoopp


Maybe you had to be there but funniest night ever.
Three people wasted out of their minnddssss swimming
in an ocean while the waves are killer. I dont kno how i
didnt drown, i mean my life lines were 2 wasted guys.
lol but it all worked out!