I play bass.
And listen to music.
And play video games.
And I can't keep my motherfucking room clean.
Did anyone realize that the pope looks like a turtle?
I obviously don't live in Iceland, I live in Calgary.

Music occasionally listened to:

Agalloch
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Anthrax
Bathory
Blind Guardian
Blood Thorn
Bolt Thrower
Cannibal Corpse
Cryptopsy
Dark Tranquillity
Death
Dimmu Borgir
Exodus
Finntroll
Frank Zappa
Gorguts
Graveworm
Gwar
Hammerfall
Iced-Earth
Immolation
Immortal
Iron Butterfly
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Korpiklaani
Manowar
Marduk
Mayhem
Megadeth
Melechesh
Moonspell
Mushroomhead
Myrk
Nargaroth
Necrophagist
Nile
Obituary
Overkill
Rhapsody
Slayer
Sonata Arctica
Strapping Young Lad
Suffocation
Therion
Thorazine
Thyrfing
Verbal Deception
Venom
Zao
ZZ Top

I have decided to one day build a teleporter. (Watch me, just watch me)

Brooke - ''Dude....there's bread on your fan.''
Me - ''Dude.....WHY is there fucking bread on my fan?!''
Hahaha, Brookes giraffe has a black asshole.

mwahahahaha this is mark ... (NaRcotics-11) .. i r k0ol i like invading profiles

-Vasili's dislikes.

----> Ben! insomniac computer geeks for life! (L) <----


People I think are cool enough to be on my page. They all kick ass. :


Vasili - vasili & Matt - ich-bin-mude. Fellow neck wreckers.
Taylor - circleoffear
Brooke - witchblade
Derek - a-dead-poem
Jake - zoomboy
Tommy - vengeance666
Jill - im-retarded
Kaarina - fearofdying
Katie -
Lance - vendetta666
Sarah- bloodclot
Cat - soulforged
Sara - mizzseksie69
Brett - ms.annthropy
Angie - darkstar26
Jeff - j-mon
Mayme - safetypins
Shaunna - bored...
Britney- xrazorxdollx
Mark - narcotics-11
Nick - skinticket
Laura - bj2dollars
Jamie - danifilth
Carlos - defiantepunk

-Northern Europe
-Playing bass
-Risk/other world conquering games.
-Video games
-Listening to metal when im getting ready in the morning...........i just.......like it.
-Movies (Conan The Barbarian, The Dark Crystal, Rambo, Dazed and Confused, Animaland, Hair, Fubar..........blahhblah)
-Fishing....and trollfishing...with twigs and grass...like...rod and line? but....twigs and grass...=)
-Camping....in the woods....with the wolves...

-Winter can KISS MY ASS (Aside from the snowboarding part.)
-Noticable slang.
-How some little girls claim to ''love'' their little boyfriends, who last for about 2 weeks, not even.
-People who are like...super-enthusiastic about everything.
-Getting up, then forgetting what the hell I got up for.
-Tomatoes ( DISCUSTING. )
-The FAT, dipshit band sub we get GRRRRRR, Sara, you know who I'm talking about.
-How I fucked up my kneecap one time. It still hurts.
-The fact that I cannot, CANNOT keep my motherfucking room clean! fuck.
-How acdc, pink floyd, and led zeppelin are all trendy now, it's fucking lame
-HOW PEOPLE THINK its cool to be a certain nationality just...because. Example: A girl in my class flaunts her being Serian in my face all the time. She's like HEHEHHEYJHESGHKJDS look it's the Serian flag! I'm serian! yup!
-When people type ''lyke'' instead of ''like'' or ''funnie'' instead of ''funny'' I mean really they pretty much have the same amount of letters, so really it's just as easy to type properly, AND it saves yourself from looking like a FAG.
-People who intentionally try to piss me off in the morning, aware that I'm a fucking troll when I wake up.
-Waking up
-People. who hate people. because of what they look like. EVEN when they don't know the person
-Fuckin HOTDOGS, jesus christ, think about those when you're hungover and i swear to god you'll puke
-Scary intimidating teachers that scream at you and then mumble things to themselves
-How both of my principles, if combined, would equal to the size and weight of a fucking cow.
-People who talk to me and assume that...i'm their friend or something?
-WHEN PEOPLE MIX UP THE ''THERE, THEIR, AND THEY'RE''s. and '' than and then'' and ''your and you're'' i dont know why but it really gets on my nerves.
-Drunk natives who throw stuffed Elmos at my face downtown.
-People who force food upon me *cough*vasili&matt*cough* Damnit.
-Reinstalling Windows, what a pain in the ass. Matt, you were right, it...it's just TERRIBLE...