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Blonde Exam.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree/bush
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
You have tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
You've never seen the matrix
You type only with two fingers.
You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
You have caught yourself drooling
You have fallen asleep