This is what happens when you put Alkali metals in water
And now in poem form:
To prove Pythagoras was right
With new-found ease and much delight, --
Let's say hypotenuse is c,
With one leg a and 'tother b.
On c we draw a square with pride,
Then triangles on every side.
The square of (a + b), you see,
Is c squared plus two times ab.
Equate and cancel 2ab
--- And we have reached the Q.E.D.


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