LATEST BLOG ENTRY
03:32pm | Oct 03, '08 | No Comments
My life according to Google.
Pick the first one that comes up.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
any clothing Breanne needs to put on a hanger ends up where the hangers are - on the floor.
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Breanne looks like a sailor moon action figure.
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Breanne does the best cut and color in Pittsburgh!
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Breanne hates when you restrain her and put her in a corner.
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Breanne goes nerdy.
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Breanne loves parks, cupcakes, her homies, eating lemons, and cock. hahahaha.
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Breanne eats sour patch kids all day long.
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Breanne has married five times already.
9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Breanne wants to d