FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit
was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch
drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the FUCK out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back.

REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 others