BITCH 1
Do you want to hear a story?
okay i got one.
This is one about me n michelle.
Its about a pond.
Okay here goes
So i went on a trip with michelle and her parents to Bc.
We were out hiking behind there house
there was this pond see
And a big ass log going all the was across it
it was huge and very very dead.
Me and michelle wanted to cross it but there were to many branches poking out of it so we couldnt move around them
You see before i tell you the rest of this story
you have to know something
Me n Michelle are stupid
okay now back to my story
Michelle very stupidly says randi help me break this branch
and i stupidly say okay
so we are trying to break the branch
while putting all of our weight on it
we hear a snap
then there goes michelle in the pond
i helplessly try to catch her
but is distracted by her screaming bloody mary
i then fall backwards but luckily i fell onto land
i start laughing histarically at michelle trying desperately
to get out of this pond
I pee a little from laughter (haha)
the pond was almost waste deep and very badly discolored
i still laughing histaricly help michelle onto the log again
by then she is laughing harder then me
finally she gets up and she is soaked
she tries to take off her shoes
she falls in again
she screams again
i laugh again
after about 10 minuttes of that we attempt to walk across the log again
we are still laughing though
i thought well i should break this branch it isnt as big as the last one so it wont make me fall in
or so i thought
so i pushed on it
i fall in
but i am not as far in as michelle
i start laughing again
michelle laughs at me
we are both really uncomfortable
we are both really wet because of the water
we have to hike all the way back to her house
we change
our shoes or completely ruined
me and her have to get new ones
until then we have to wear rubber boots
so then we go to kelowna
we both get the same shoes
we still were them
-Randi <bitch 2>
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Okay This is are a lot of memories with jess
most being at the wildlife camping trip like when the big bear or the big fucking bird jumped up in front of us which was fucking scary haha lol or hiding from big foot hmmhmm lol hahah if you know what i mean hahahha yeah or that other one lol haha obsene busrides inixplicable hair or the shotgun haha or being 'wet' or sitting in the lean to with you n allan and cole and thomas was it? haha ooOOooOh that feels sooOooOOO good! haha but yeah good times i will never forget.. but yeah i am going to right the story of the big bad bird...
Here goes..
So me n Jess were around the campfire at the wildlife camp out..
This is my most favourite part of the trip...
So me n Jess had to pee for like 3 hours..
So when it was dark was when we finally decided to pee..
We had to go on this winding path to get to the outhouse..
We were way far away from everyone and apparently that place is known for bears..
So we were singing and talking as loud as we could till we got there..
On this path was a huge pothole full of water so we had to split up
But it was only for one second that we had stopped to see jess show her belly dancing moves..
And just as we got quiet a grouse flew up in front of us!
I let out this huge high pitched scream and jess let out this huge ungodly man scream
those things are fucking loud when you are up close to them..
we booked it into the outhouse and stayed in there for 15 minutes together because we were scared shitless of the bird. then we ran back scared out of our minds and when we got back to the campfire we flew headfirst into the lean to.
