I'm Shmee, and you'll never meet anyone like me. I hope you can say the same. I'm a musician, a drifter, and a thinker. I'm many things, with many names. I am quiet and withdrawn, but when called for, or in the mood, I can be equally loud and outspoken. All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
If you're a moron, I doubt you know it. So, it's pointless for me to tell you to keep your distance. If you think you're hot shit, I'll cut you down if I'll find it worth a laugh. If you step too far out of line, you might eat my fist. I admire confidence, mystery, and understanding.
I have some out of the ordinary tendencies, ideals, and perhaps beliefs. I have a great sense of humour, so if you aren't laughing, you're too stuck up, or not too sharp. And if you can't deliver on that, then we probably won't get along. I'm inconsistent, but never change.
I may or may not fuck with you for fun.
I may or may not inspire you.

Don't hold your breathe, your lungs aren't big enough.

Writing
Music
Girls
A Pretty Smile
My Guitar
My Drums
Singing
A Drink Here And There
Smoking, Though I Really Should Quit
Honesty
Wit
Originality

Racist People
Stupid Drunks
B.O.
Bad Breath
Ditzes
Skanks
Slobs
Liars
Mooches
The Majority Of Saskatoon's Drivers
Cops
Hypocrisy
Condescending Pricks
Attention Whores
Whiners