TEN WHATS:

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: Screw this, Zakks still sleeping, I'm going back to sleep.

2. What did you do last night?: HUng out, watched TV, nothing too exciting

3. What is the most important part of your life right now?: My friends and family.

4. What would you rather be doing right now?: Eating something...But I'm indecisive.

5. What did you last cry over?: Confusion

6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: Snuggles, chocolate, friends.

7. What are your plans tomorrow?: I have no idea.

9. What are you worried about?: I'm not overly worried about anything right now.

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: Tonight - My homecoming partay

NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend? Yes.

2. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.

3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: Sure have.

4. Have you ever been out of the country?: A few times.

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: Yes.

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: Yes.

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you? Yup!

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: Sure have.

EIGHT WHOS:

1. Who was the last person you saw? Zakk & Rick

2. Who was the last person you hugged?: Rick

3. Who was the last person you called? My phone.

4. Who was the last person to call you? Uhh, I have no idea

5. Who was your first crush? I can't remember

6. Who was the last person to text message you? No idea

7.Who is the last person you texted? I dunno

8. Who did you last yell at? Haven't yelled in a while.

SEVEN WHENS:

1. When was your last shower? Yesterday morning.

2. When did you last see your mom? December 2005

3. When was your last hug?: 10-15 minutes ago?

4. When did you last dress up? I dress up for shits and giggles a lot.

5. When was the last time you cried? I already answered this

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre? It's been a while.

7. When were you born?: About 22 years ago

SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live? With me.

2. Where did you last go? Outside, in the yard haha. Actually left the house...I went to Jess' for the day yesterday

3. Where did you last hang out?: At home, or again, at Jess'

4. Where do you go to school?: I don't

5. Where is your favorite place to be? Bed ftw haha

6. Where did you sleep last night?: In bed haa

FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now?: Yes.

2. Do they like you too? Yes.

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: I have moments but ultimately, I'm happy being me.

4. Do you know the muffin man? I DIDN'T DO IT!

5. Does the future scare you? Not really

FOUR WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: Because they rock

2. Why did you get a Facebook?: Because I was bored?

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have? Karla is the feminine german version of Charles, which is my dads middle name, and Ann has been in the family for years.

4. Why are you doing this survey? Because I'm bored at home.

THREE IFS:

1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? To fly.

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: No. I wouldn't

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be? Friends. We'd build our own island, and call it Starland.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

2. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you? If they proved they'd changed. I wouldn't trust them worth a shit though.

1. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: I shaved my head for shits and giggles, so sure I would.

ONE

1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: To travel extensively

I need you, my wonderful friends, to come up with some characters for me to portray, through a new youtube dealio I'm playing with.
The characters can't be too detailed, as I will be improvising most of the characters traits. Although, I will need a rough guide to the characters personality, and a story line, as to why the character is doing what he/she is doing.
You have my word that I will not script or rehearse the character, it will be complete improvisation.
Message me your characters, or comment on here. They can be as wacky and outrageous as you wish them to be.
Let's get it started folks!
<3

Rescue 911, Transylvania Edition
911 Operator | West Palm Beach, FL, USA

(Note: South County is a psychiatric institution.)

911: “911, what is your emergency?”

Caller: “Yeah, I’m sorry to bother you but I am checking into South County tomorrow. I’m afraid to go cause there is a guy who works there who wears a star and says he’s a vampire.”

911: “People are allowed to be vampires if they want to be, ma’am.”

Caller: “Oh yeah? What if he tried to bite me?”

911: “Did he try to bite you?”

Caller: “No.”

911: “Give us a call back if he tries to bite you.”

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

I'll start with a link of what happened.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNew​s/20080731/Manitoba_bus_080731/20080731?hub=TopSto​ries

Anyways, Tim was a friend of mine. I wanted to share with you the very touching, sad impact statement of Tim's Mom.

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I would like to thank and honour the court for allowing me this opportunity to attempt to put into words the affects this crime has had on me.

Timothy was a very alive person. Probably the most alive person I've ever known and I've had the privilege of being his mother. He had a very active, adventurous and vibrant life, he literally radiated energy!

The last professional portrait that was taken of him was a month after his 22nd birthday. I always had trouble pinpointing Timothy for appointments especially photos, but there he is smiling that smile with that glint in his eye that always made me wonder what sort of mischief he'd be up to next.

And now that light that was Timothy's life has been snubbed out in the very cruelest, heinous manner possible by you Vince Li, nobody else, just you. I believe you're dangerous and why would I believe otherwise? You've demonstrated that very clearly, no doubt!!

That night in July, when I was informed that the young man who'd suffered that horrible death on the back of a Greyhound bus was MY son, I literally wished I'd just die too. I couldn't imagine surviving when my child didn't. My heart completely shattered and I ached to the core of my soul. I struggle everyday to appreciate my own life enough to want to continue to go on and to honour Timothy's memory by cherishing the memories instead of allowing the all consuming sorrow to just swallow me up, because it could, and then this evil would claim me as well. I cannot let that happen.

Besides taking my beautiful boys life that night, you took my sense of security. I'm often afraid now, in crowds, parking lots, and when I'm alone. I'm suspicious of people because I just don't know what anyone is capable of anymore.

I have great difficulty sleeping, you see I have this vision in my mind of my son's lifeless head with vacant eyes being tossed around the bus, there are many more images that enter my mind as I try to rest, they are all very clear and vivid thanks to the merciless and very graphic descriptions that the media and some witnesses provided. Sleep does not come easy and when it does it is not for very long durations.

Food, another life's basic necessities, no longer provides the same pleasure as it used to. I feel sick to my stomach every time I eat although I know I need to eat to stay strong for the days ahead and for the rest of my family. Even having to use a knife in my own kitchen for meal preparation conjures up horrible pictures in my mind and those thoughts can sometimes be crippling.

I cannot leave my home to drive into the city without seeing at least one Greyhound bus I wonder, "Is that the bus my son was slaughtered on?" Did they ever get all the blood out? I don't want these thoughts... they just come. And since I have to travel the highway to get to the counseling and therapy sessions I require to help me cope... what choice do I have?

Have you ever experienced loss so profound that you are unable to breathe? I have, for 3 days I found it nearly impossible to just breathe. As the descriptions of what all happened to Timothy came out I was so horrified that I couldn't breathe. I finally asked the RCMP to tell me in full what all was done to my son so I wouldn't continue to hear it in bits and pieces. Bits and pieces was all that was left of my boy at the end of your rampage.

I can no longer tell my remaining children to "be careful and to make sure you get home in one piece" we can no longer "laugh our heads off" or our "guts out" these used to be such innocent phrases they now have such ugly meaning for me. My mom used to tell me I'd "forget my head if it wasn't attached" and I can no longer "dead head" my flowers.

Medically speaking there is no medication that can treat the wounds inflicted upon a person's soul. My body still functions as it's meant to with the addition of aches caused by stress headaches caused by stress digestive troubles cause by stress insomnia caused by stress. I take a handful of supplements daily and see a chiropractor regularly to help with these issues because I do not want to be on prescription medications if I can avoid them. They make me feel too forgetful and confused and I would be tempted perhaps to take them all at once and what would that leave my other children with?

In the early days of this nightmare I was given lorazapam to allow me to breathe properly and sleep. My husband was always asking, "Where are your pills Carol?" I just handed him the bottle silently as I knew what his fear was.

Financially, well we've never had a lot of money; always enough to take care of our children and bills. I'm on long term disability now, which is significantly less than my salary was.

I drove a school bus and now I do not have the patience, confidence, and ability to concentrate which is required to safely transport other people's children. (the most precious cargo)

My husband is the person who taught Timothy how to use a hammer and paint brush, how to ride a 2 wheeler and helped him with his homework. The stress of Timothy's vicious murder is taking a huge toll on him and he is currently reducing his workweek to allow him a chance to grieve and to take care of myself and our younger son Kendall.

Our two girls live far away and it's difficult not having them close but we'd worry about them if they lived with us. "UNPROVOKED" That's the word that's forever stuck in my mind. It could've been anyone, anywhere, anytime. It wasn't it was July 30th on a bus on the #1 Hwy less than an hour from home when you tragically ended my son's life. He did nothing to die for but he did not die for nothing! THAT'S A PROMISE!!!!"


The man that killed him, Vince Li, was found not criminally responsible. Which is atrocious, this man chose not to take his meds, chose to walk out of a facility offering help, but why did they not follow up with him, before someone got atrociously murdered. Why did it take Tim being beheaded, and murdered viciously, parts of him EATEN (Li was found withan ear, nose and part of a mouth in his pocket. 1/3rd of Tim's heart, and his eyes were never found, presumably eaten by Li) before people realised that this man, may indeed, be insane? Vince Li could be walking the streets again in less than a year, which puts a lot of fear into a lot of people, myself included. Tim was a fantastic person, ironically enough, I met him on board a greyhound bus, on my trip to Ontario. He was kind enough to give me his coat to wear, when we stopped for a smoke break, it was cold, and pouring rain, I only had on a small sweater, as my coat was in my main luggage. Since the attack, I've been weary to even take a city bus, I've been extra careful observing strangers around me, and paranoid walking anywhere after dark. It also bothers me that only TWO witnesses were called upon during the hearing, both of them psychiatrists. No one represented Canada, or Tim & his family. Why were none of the 30 odd people who witnessed everything called to testify? I understand that they must be absolutely terrorized by this, I imagine how I feel, only 10 bazillion times worse. But there should have, without a doubt, been witnesses to stand for Tim, his family and those who loved him."They were two doctors who talked to the accused, who under medication told a story of God and voices. We have no evidence that he is telling the truth, but we are told that he is a sick man, obviously a sick man. Jefferey Dahmer was a sick man. Charles Manson was a sick man. Paul Bernardo was a sick man. Because the man who killed Tim McLean and presumably ate his victim’s eyeballs - because he was sick and is sick." (Taken from www.timslaw.ca)

"And so the family of Tim McLean will have to deal with a yearly review, a yearly report on their son’s killer. They will spend the rest of their lives praying that psychiatrists keep on giving Vincent Li’s mind a failing grade. But the system this week was all about feeling good, instead of doing good. It helped the “feel good” to not call any eyewitnesses to the crime. Eyewitness testimony of that July night, on that bus, would have left nobody feeling good. The truth of what happened does not contain a speck of “feel good” and the public would have gotten very, very angry. Instead we got two shrinks. Feel good practitioners telling us that Vincent was a good guy, had always been a good guy, had a bad night and doesn’t really know what he did that night. All he knows is that he heard the voice of God telling him to kill the passenger next to him. He knew enough to buy a knife, and carry it on a bus. He knew enough to butcher a relatively small man, a vulnerable man. He doesn’t really know what he did, but he knows what he was instructed to do by the voices. No need to challenge this testimony???? No, this is really as solid as the rock of Gibraltar. No one would think of challenging a doctor who deals with mental illness and has done hours and hours of interviews with a person who has murdered and cannibalized. Why isn’t that the same thing as challenging every challenged person in Canada? Isn’t that stigmatizing all people facing mental challenges? Do we really need to do that?" (Again from Timslaw.ca)

Greyhound has offered six counselling sessions, and a sum of $450 to compensate. As many of the passengers who were on board that bus are saying "6 counselling sessions is not enough to overcome the grief and horror I feel, counselling is expensive, and I can't afford to continue after 6 sessions, although I need it, badly."

"Mr. Li had few friends, those he had describe him as having mental problems, but never knew him to be violent." Which again, just makes this entire thing seem awfully off, to me, I honestly feel as though Li may just be lying, to get off easier. It's often been joked about, that to claim insanity will get you off easier. It's not difficult to persuade a psychiatrist, to lead them to believe what you're saying, and although I'm not proud to admit it, I have done it. Li also purchased his greyhound ticket under a false name. All of these small details, were not brought up in the hearing, why?

Li will not have a criminal record, meaning he can travel around Canada freely, and what happens if he stops taking his medications again, it could happen again, to another Canadian. Why did Li have the Buck knife, when he wasn't a known hunter?

One female, back in '92, brutally killed her 4 year old son with a broom handle, the NCR (Not Criminally Responsible) law, protected her, and she was back on the streets in 4 months. Li pleaded Not Guilty, although he admitted the murder, which thus, would make him guilty, would it not? So why the Not Guilty Plea?

Sorry to plague you with all of this, but this happened to someone I considered a friend, and I want justice served for Tim & his family. The family, and friends, Canada, should not have to live their lives fearful that Li may strike again

I graced youtube with another video.
I highly suggest you check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEmSOemDa8Y

So do it, and let's see how well you know me!

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=09​02172000417644&a=1&