1. The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and they don't, let them have a bit of yours.
2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver doesn't have to reach behind him to grab the joint.
3. He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.
4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it free pot is good pot.
5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hey it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.
6. Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient does have the right to smoke alone.
If they feel they do not have enought to share.
Remember it's their medicine.
7. A match is a match:Try never to match pinners to anything bigger, its just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absoultely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize
apologize profusely.
8. Always:Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is.
9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
10. The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a "rainy day".
Never clean anyone else's bowl without permission.........

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example", Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,

" God continued, pointing to different countries". "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline.The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
PASS THIS ON IF YOU ARE CANADIAN!!!!!!!