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The Adventures of FatAss& Twinkie
~* AnD i DoNt WaNt ThE wOrLd To SeE mE, CuZ i DoNt ThInK tHaT tHeYd UnDeRsTaNd, WhEn EvErYtHiNg'S mAdE tO bE bRoKeN, i JuSt WaNt YoU tO kNoW wHo I aM..*~

BASICS

Height:174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10")
Birthday:December 10, 1987
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:Kelowna, Okanagan, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:11:50pm | Jan 24, '05
Profile Updated:08:12am | Dec 15, '09
Last Active:11:17am | Aug 01, '07

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THIS IS ME...

R u a creeper if your reading this rite now?? Hummm, you just mite b. but then agian, if i weren't me , id be looking at this 2. Haha. So yea, heres the low down. Wow, i have nothing.. But i have to put something on this page, or else there would be no damned point to Nex. Good for me. I warn you, teh following will be alot of babbeling for 2 reasons:
1- i babble ALOT
2- babbel is just a really fun word


I just had my second ankle surgery, and the scar is pretty cool... i named him Harold the 2nd. Scars are just tattys with a better story.


Rasins are just rejects from the grape family...


I Want A Pet Penguin.... Or A Sea Turtle... A Hedgehog Would Be Hella Cool As Well...


</3 BARKLEY I LOVE YOU! I MISS YOU SOO MUCH BUDDY! </3

THE GOOD THINGS IN LIFE..

~WAKEBOARDING! Its not just a sport its life. Its my reason for being, it consumes me. Without the rush of the ride, i would be nothing. Every one has a passion in life, and mine is riding. Its my life- what do you live for?
~Boys that wakeboard!
~MALIBU BOATS
~Snowboarding
~Rugby
~Music of all kinds
~My blender
~Mangoes
~Random Driving
~Laughing
~Smiling
~OJ
~KD.. i meann common,its a staple item of all teenagers diets! EZ Mac I\is better
~Edamame
~Coffee
~Sweatpants
~Mexico
~Havana Nights
~Hockey
~Post-its
~Dancing In The Rain
~Randomness
~Sunsets
~Night time!
~Drinking
~Pina Coladas
~Mango Rum
~Auctaully, drinking anyhing...
~Wakefest beer gardens.. fuck yeah! Can you say hammershow?!
~The little colorful umbrellas they put in the drinks
~Sometimes they have the little plastic colorful swords on the glass.. those are way 2 much fun
~KEGGERS!
~Cold beer on a Hot day
~My cowboy hat
~The word fork... and tofuni


~*~WHY WAKEBOARDING IS BETTER THEN SEX~*~

1. You can do it all weekend
2. You can High-Five your buddies afterwards
3. You can show off your stuff in front of the whole family
4. You can watch other people do it and they'll be glad you did
5. People are happy to show you new tricks
6. You can go as fast as you want
7. A wetsuit can be worn more than once
8. You can teach little girls how to do it
9. You feel bad, but not inadequate, if you can't get it up the first time
10. You can give people tips for improving their technique
11. You can trade up to a new board whenever you want
12. If you want to get rid of your old board, it won't cost you half of everything you own
13. You can ride as many boards as you want and not get in trouble
~*~~

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 72% who doesn't give a flying fuck, Put this in your profile


Scotty, ur an unreal drinking buddy. Cheerz to woods and all teh nights we wont remember a fucking thing. Stay away from McFlurry machines, and the boat of a t-birt can kick your Gixer anyday! Your my #1, lolz. Majic carpets kick ass, and so does sandally and risewig. Aint going down till the sun comes up liek it aing no thing. I'ts been a looong time Since we've givener, and im really sorry about that. I miss you my love! Goodluck on becoming the sexy bullrider! u got the sexy part down, now just gotta ride the bulls! But so much for bullrider, youve left me to go to the caymans to be a freakin scuba diving instructor, i mean really- WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?! Well i mss you liek no bodys business, how bout that? when your diving and u see a penelope, take a pictue and tell me alll about it...This song is 4 u!

Oh Penelope
Are you filled with air
Swallowed oxygen
That makes you float up?
Is it Dropsy?
Will your lungs swell?
It’s depressing me
To see you struggle

Oh Penelope
Are you filled with air
Swallowed oxygen
That makes you float up?
Is it Dropsy?
Will your lungs swell?
It’s depressing me
To see you struggle

I’m treading water with my oars
Glass galeons anchored, oceans floor
I’m diving down with all my gear
In search of treasure, para me corazon

Take you to the forest
Let you feel the raindrops falling down
Seeping through your red scales
Eliminate the faucet
Eliminate the need for water
Replace it with a safe shell

Don’t wanna see you floating upside down
On the top of the bowl when I
Come round to visit you
Don’t wanna see you floating upside down
No girl
Need you there, Need you there, Need you there

Ooh Release that air
(I’m treading water with my oars
Glass galeons anchored, oceans floor
I’m diving down with all my gear
In search of treasure, para me corazon)

Take you to the forest
Let you feel the raindrops falling down
Seeping through your red scales
Eliminate the faucet
Eliminate the need for water
Replace it with a safe shell

If they summon the rains now,
Are you gonna rise?
If they summon the rains now,
Are you gonna rise?


~*~*~
"Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls

And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll
ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
'Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd
understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't
coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd
understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd
understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd
understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

~*~*~

...AND THE NOT SO GOOD THINGS...

~Feildhockey
~Stupid people
~Fireball.. never..EVER again
~Peas, Olives Are Icky 2
~Cherries
~Rugby Tans
~An empty glass
~Stupid Boys
~Creepy Boys
~American Idol... Canadian Idol is just as bad
~Cell phones that just randomly decide "Hey Lets not function!"
~Permafucked Ankles...
~Being stuck with cast and crutches in the summer b/c of the permafucked ankle...fucker
~Not being able to ride b/c of the permafucked ankle...bastard
~Liars
~Posers
~My backseat lolz
~Speeding Tickets
~Automatic cars.. i dont care how nice the car is, it might as well be a effin k-car
~People who talk shit
~Speed limits.. wut r they???
~Cocky ass mother fucking hockey players- F*CK U ALL!
~Hangovers...
~"Your a REALLY great girl, but.."