You Know You Live In Vancouver When...

Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
You take the bus and are shocked to hear two people carrying on a conversation in English.
You own winter boots but never use them.
You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
You know how to pronounce Coquihalla.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your next-door neighbour grows weed.
You car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
You can tell the difference between Japanese, Thai, and Chinese food.
You're sure that you're the only one on the road with a real driver's licence.
You don't even listen when the forecast announces "chance of showers."
The more expensive the car, the worse the driver.
You feel guilty when you throw paper or aluminum cans in the garbage.
You can't remember: is pot still illegal?
If there's a day of snowfall, you consider not going to school or work.
You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than Canadian flags.
You can name 10 Mcdonalds locations in less than a minute.
You don't even blink at the same sex couple holding hands on the street, but it shocks you when you meet a couple married for 40 years



















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.+.I’m not a bitch ... I just like being rude.+.
I'm not a sinner ... I just cant do anything right
.+.I'm not depressed ... I'm just always sad.+.
I'm not crying ...my eyes are just full of tears
.+.I’m not living ... I just keep breathing.+.
I'm not stupid ... I just don’t get it
.+.I’m not trying ... I’ve already given up.+.
I'm not weird ... I'm just different
.+.I'm not a rebel ... I just don’t take orders.+.
I'm not a believer ... I’ve already lost hope
.+.I'm not a punk ... I just act like myself.+.
I'm not a fuck up ... I just make mistakes
.+.I'm not beautiful ... it's only skin deep.+.
I'm not immature ... I'm just growing up
.+.I'm not a quitter ... I just stop and re-think.+.
I'm not laughing ... I need to smile first
.+.I'm not perfect ... I don’t want to be.+.
I'm not ignoring ... I just choose not to listen
.+.I'm not a gossip ... I have my own life.+.
I'm not pessimistic ... I just don’t get my hopes up
.+.I'm not impatient ... I just don’t like to wait.+.
I'm not opinionated ... I just voice what I think
.+.I'm not questioning ... I just have my doubts.+.
I'm not hiding ... I just want to disappear



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Loved.

It holds you spellbound, breathless,
Begging for more.
Wild and free.
The intention is there.
The expression on your face.
Random.
Special.
Never breaking.
Playing tricks with your smile.
Imagination runs wild.
Slow down.
No, keep going.
Walk the mile together.
Duality is there: 2 become 1.
Fairy tales can come true...
Both being so close.
Loved.
10,000 times and again. Mother Says

Mother says
No falling in the abyss
But
She doesn’t understand
Just how easy this is.
One wrong step
One bad choice
One blink of an eye
And you are suddenly
Out of control
Of your life.
It’s no longer yours
To control.
And it’s tempting
The abyss
With all its colours
And sparkly things
People turning into balloons
Floating away
Buildings dancing
In the wind
Beer bottles
In the sky
But what does it mean?
In this chaos
Everything is beautiful
No matter how butt-ugly
Something may be
It’s still beautiful
That means
In chaos
In the abyss
I might fit in.
Does this mean I should
Not answer
To Mother
When she calls me back?
Just walk away
Melt away into colours
And shapes
Out of her life
And into mine?
Or should I answer back
Tell her I’m ok
And I’ll be home by ten.