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babys name
Say your lovers name seven times

1.
2..
3...
4....
5.....
6......
7.......


Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.





Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.





Now make one last wish, the love, or the money





Repost this in 70 seconds with the subject "baby's name" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your lover...DON'T screw this up you'll never see them again!!!!!!!!!
 

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105 truths

1. real name - Joanna Michelle Ellis
3. single or taken - taken
4. zodiac sign - gemini
5. male or female - female
6. elementary - Fleetwood
7. middle -
8. high school - etwood
9. eye color - blue/green
10. hair color - uhm brown/blonde right now
15. are you a health freak - no
16. height - 5'9
18. do you like yourself - hell no
19. piercings - 7
20. tattoos - no..soon
21. righty or lefty - righty

FIRSTS
22. first surgery - None
23. first piercings - ears
24. first best friend - how would i remember
25. first award -
26. first sport - soccer
27. first pet - my kitty
28. first vacation - Christina Lake
30. first crush - uhh dont know

CURRENTLY
49. eating - nothing
50. drinking - coke
51. I'm about to - go for a smoke
52. listening to - miles talk
53. waiting for - the sun
54. wearing - jeans and my babys sweatshirt

FUTURE
55. want kids - yes!
56. want to get married - yes!
67. careers in mind - no idea

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
68. lips or eyes - eyes
69. hugs or kisses - kisses
70. shorter or taller - taller
71. tan skinned or light - tanned
72. romantic or spontaneous - both
73. dark or light hair - dark
74. muscular or normal - average
75. hook up or relationship - relationship
76. similar to you or different - both
77. trouble maker or hesitant - trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER
78. kissed a stranger - ya
79. drank bubbles - ya
80. broken a bone - ya
81. climbed up a tree - ya
82. broken someones heart - ya
83. turned someone down - ya
85. liked a friend as more than a friend - ofcourse

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
86. yourself - somtimes
87. miracles - ya
88. love at first sight - ya
89. Santa Claus - no
90. Sex on the first date - nahh, gotta make them wait
91. angels - ya

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
92. Is there 1 or more people you want to be with right now? ya, my baby boy

LASTS
95. Text message - uhh kathy?
96. Recieved call - Miles
97. Call made - my sister
98. Message on facebook - i dont know
99. Missed Call - Kam
100. Person you hung out with - my baby
101. You hugged - my baby
102. You kissed - tarence..my baby
103. You talked to - miles
105. Said I love you to - tarence--ilove you baby(L)
 

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how stupid i am :)
> > > Make Sure To Copy And Paste On A New Message So You Can X the Boxes
Check in the boxes of what you have done...

1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"when i am hyper
19. [] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [ I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
27. [x]I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [x ]My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. I AM 45% STUPID
 

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yeah
Party Hard
Rock'N'Roll
Drink a 40
Smoke A Bowl

We Are Stoners
We Have Class
Mess With Us
We'll Beat Your Ass

Stoners Live
And Stoners Die
But When We Die
We All Die High

So When I Die
Bury Me Deep
And Papers In My Hand
With A Pound At My Feet
So I Can Smoke My Way To wonderland
 

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whats wrong here
Find the error. It's impossible!

AAA
BBB
CCC
DDD
EEE
FFF
GGG
HHH
III
JJJ
KKK
LLL
MMM
NNN
OOO
PPP
QQQ
RRR
SSS
TTT
UUU
VVV
WWW
XXX
YYY
ZZZ

Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title "what's wrong here", and when you click "post ", the answer will be really obvious
 

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my life is 48% perfect
[x] You know someone that cares about you.
[x] You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ fiancee/ husband/ wife.
[ ] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You get good grades.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[ ] You live in a house.

T O T A L: 5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.

T O T A L: 5

[ ] You have over 100 friends on nexus.
[x] You have pictures on nexus.
[ ] You get allowance.
[] You collect something normal.
[ ] People don't make fun of you to be mean.
[ ] You look foward to go to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school.
[x] You shower daily/every second day.

T O T A L: 4

[x] You/ your family own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[ ] You're healthy
[x] You've never had a cavity.
[ ] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-consious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life
[x] You have friends.
[x] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[x] You know your parents care and love you.

T O T A L: 5

[] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about sooo many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life.
[ ] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x]You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are happy you're living.

T O T A L: 5

Now count up the number and multiply by 2. Then repost saying 'My life is __ % perfect
 

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Girl Confessions
Bold the ones that apply to you.

I do wear make up.
I can't help but look in a mirror if I pass by one.
I occasionally sleep naked.
I wear toe nail polish.
I have cried at a movie theater.
I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like.
I love chocolate covered pretzels.
I like getting a flowers.
I've wrecked a car.
I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth.
I'd do anything for that special guy.
I can get jealous easily.
I love cuddling.
I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
I've gotten a detention.
I've gotten suspended.
I've gotten expelled.
love to laugh.
I like rock.
I like death/grind/black metal.
I like rap.
like techno.
I carry a purse everywhere.
I carry a bag everywhere.
I'd be lost without my cell phone.
I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/music in general.
I own/did own a Spice Girls CD.
I own/did own a Britney Spears CD.
I own/did own a boy band CD.
I don't think football is boring.
I love athletic boys.
I love a skater boy.
I love punk guys.
I love gangsta guys.
I love emo guys.
I love gothic guys.
I love guys that are just themselves.
I like guys with long hair.
I think guys are confusing.
I've been called a tease.
I've been called a bad influence.
I've been called a slut.
I think lip gloss is better than lipstick.
I can't leave the house without makeup.
I can dance.
I play video games, even when there are other people around.
I say that my friends are the best, and they're important to me.
I want to be with a certain someone right now
I smoke way too much.
I drink way too much.

I want a tattoo
I have been to more than 5 concerts.
I have more than one bestfriend.
I am a hopeless romantic.
I have loved someone.
I have been heart broken.
I still like him.
I am self-consious.
I love to have a girls night
 

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Can you find the B?? (There are two B's.)
DON'T skip or your wish will not come true.
Alrighty.

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Once you have found the B's
Find the 1.

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Once you have found the 1
Find the 6.

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Once you have found the 6
Find the N.

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Once you have found the N
Find the Q.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Now you may make two wishes.


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Okay, now that you have made your two wishes, they will
come true. In order for them to come true you only have
to repost this eye's tester in your blog.
 

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.wow..thats sadd..
You have a :
[x] Mother
[] Father
[] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Sister
[x] Brother
[x] Sister
[] Nephew
[] Niece
[x] Cell phone
[] Own bathroom
[] Own room
[] Swimming pool
[ ] Hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] Computer
[x] TV
TOTAL : 6

[x] Fullsize or bigger bed..
[] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[] Sunglasses
[] Watch
[x] MP3 Player/iPod that works well
[ ] PS2 that works
[x] Xbox that works
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP that works
[ ] Gameboy/ Advance
[] Gamecube
TOTAL : 3

[x] Basketball hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[] Pool table
[] Ping pong table
[ ]Fooseball table
TOTAL : 1


[x] Nightstand
[] Stereo in bedroom
[x] DVD player
[] Parents give you credit card
TOTAL:2

[x] Job
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] Camera or phone
TOTAL : 3

[] Electric or gas scooter/motorcycle/car
[x] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[] Been on a cruise
[x] Travelled out of the province/state
[x] Had a personal trainer
[] Met a celebrity
TOTAL : 3

[] Straightener/curling iron
[x] Have been to a batting cage
[] Have £100 on you right now
[x] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card
[] Been to Europe
[] Been to Hawaii
[] Been to NYC
[] Been to LA
[] Been to Florida
[] Been to Las Vegas
[] Been to the Bahamas
[] Been to South America
TOTAL : 2

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Jet Ski/boat
[] Camper
[ ]Been to 5+ states in the US/ 3+ provinces in Canada
[ ] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace
TOTAL: 1

[] Home cooked meal almost every day
[x ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[ ] Own a camcorder
[ ] own laptop
TOTAL: 1

total = 22

1-22 = Ghetto
23-33 = Average kid
34-44 = Spoiled bitch
45+ = Upper Class snob
 

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bet you ca do it..
bet you can't do this, because only one in every thirty people can.
I dare you to tell the person who posted this bulletin the absolute
truth of how you feel about them. I mean EVERYTHING that you think about them.
just do it. if you have the guts, repost this question to see what people think of you.
repost if you feel you can handle the truth.
 

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Directions: This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if you don't have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and reply!! Make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you!



My name:
Last name:
Who is the love of my life:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I smoke:
Do I drink:
What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Am I funny:
What's my favorite type of music:
Can I sing?:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
Have you ever hugged me:
What is my favorite food:
whats my favorite pass time/sports/hobies:
Have you ever had a crush on me:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What's your favorite memory of me:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?
Are we friends:
Do you want us to be more than friends?
Do I believe in God?
Who is my best friend?
Will you repost this so I can do it?
 

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Think of 21 people off the top of your head . . . don't read the part below until u hav all 21 . . .

1. Nicole
2. Marianne
3. Cesar
4. Latoya
5. Kris
6. Zach
7. Kathy
8. Spencer M
9. Spencer S
10. Angela
11 Pete
12. Aimee
13. Carlie
14. Victoria
15. Myles
16. Jason
17. Sammy
18. EJ
19.Cari
20 Kim
21. Richard


QUESTIONS

Q: how did you meet 14? I ork with er at A&W

Q: have you ever done anything sexual with 11? umm nooo

Q: what would you have to do to see 9? Uh.. go to langley

Q: what would you do if 20 and 10 dated? haha there both girls..and one my cousin and ones a friend..awkwardd..

Q: would 21 and 12 make a good couple? ..hmm..nahh

Q: describe 6: my zachyyy

Q: do you think 19 is attractive? umm..ya shes so pretty.

Q: tell me something humiliating about 17: umm..o god..i dont know theres sooo manyy

Q: do you know any of 4's family members? Nope...

Q: what would you do if 18 just confessed they liked you? I uh.... freak out..thats my brother..thats just wrong!

Q: when's the last time you talked to 13? Today

Q: what is 2's favorite band? MCR and Afi..eheh thanx babyy<3

Q: would you ever date 5? um..i..did..

Q: would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 16? Umm..no

Q: where does 15 live? Umm no clue

Q: are number 7 & 8 best friends?No haha they don't now eatchother

Q: do you like 1? Yeah best fucking cousins


Q: thoughts on 3? Hes amazing, ilu baby
 

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would you...
Put An X For What Youve Done

(x) Fallen In Love
(x) Had Feelings For Someone And They Didnt Have Them Back
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Been Jumped By More Than 3 People
( ) Shot A Gun
(x) Made Out With A Member Of The Same Sex
( ) Shot Someone
( ) Been Shot
( ) Beat Up Your Teacher
(x) Smoked Weed
( ) Sniffed Coke
(x) Took Ecstacy
( ) Gotten Over 95% On A Test
( ) Stabbed Someone
( ) Been Stabbed
(x) Stayed Up All Night
(x) Stayed Out All Night
( ) Came Home With Two Girls/Guys You Didnt Know
(x) Lied To Your Parents
( ) Been In A Band
(x) Snuck Out Of Your House
( ) Fallen In Love With Your Best Friend
( ) Had Someone You DOnt Know Try To Fight You
( ) Been Suspended
( ) Been Expelled
(x) Had Someone Be Afraid Of You
( ) Stolen A Car
( ) Been To USA
( ) Been To Europe
(x) Felt Like Dying
(x) Felt Like Killing Yourself
( ) Tried To Kill Yourself
( ) Jumped Out Of A Moving Vehicle
(x) Hated Your Best Friend
( ) Had A Switchblade
( ) Been Expelled Twice In One Year
( ) Been Beat Up
( ) Taken Something From Someones Blog And Added It To Yours
 

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&lt;3
I kinda know dis gurrl ... n she kinda has mah heartt ..
n i know dis is TRu cause we will never fall apart ..
her name is joanna and and ima love her foreverr ..
but there aint no sayin what our friendship will endevour ..
she ditched her fren .. fo a guy she barley kneww ..
but now she like mah family .. n shez part of mah crew ..
dis is juss a lil somethin from me to her ..
cause without her in mah life.. i'd end up on tha curb ..
N maybe one daii wed get' down n a lil freakky..
while im pleasin her all you hear is Pretty Ricky ( grind on me )

I love you Joanna

By: Jayy


I Love You Jayy( L )










JO JO JO JO JOANNA
YOU YOU YOU YOU ARE BETTER THAN LILIANA
I FORGOT WHEN WE MET, BUT DON'T FRET BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET
YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HUG ME
THAT IS WHEN I KNOW THAT YOU TRULY LOVE ME
YOU TURN ME ON, WHEN I SEE YOUR THONG, THIS IS WHY I'M WRITING YOU THIS SONG
YOU ARE SO BALLER, BECAUSE YOU DONATED A DOLLAR
TO SOME STATUE, DAMN YOUR ASS IS PHAT, BOO. YOU'RE THE SHIT GIRL, BETTER THAN ANY OTHER POO
I LOVE YOU GIRL, YOU'RE THE CENTER OF MY WORLD, MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANY OTHER DIAMOND OR PEARL
(L)

I love you Linda( L )
 

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would you..
Would you?

1. Give me your number ?
2. Have sex with me ?
3. Let me kiss you ?
4. Watch a movie with me ?
5. Have dinner with me ?
6. Drive me somewhere ? Anywhere ?
7. Take a shower with me ?
8. Be my girlfriend?
9. Tell me you love me ?
10. Buy me a drink if I didnt have money ?
11. Take me home for the night ?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed ?
13. Sing car kareoke with me ?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions ?
15. Do you think im attractive, beautiful, sexy, or hot ?
16. Do you like my style ?
17. Do you think im funny ?
18. Do you care about me ?
19. Would you dance with me ?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me ?
21. Would you do thing's with me that make porn stars jelous?
 

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