"I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-
smoked a bong killed a cat.." Degenerate. Blink 182

I do enjoy meeting new people...but if you are a creepy old man looking for sex this isn't the place to find it....I am one of the few Fort Mac girls who actually have morals.
SO F*** OFF!!!!!


I don't eat animals..and don't understand how you could eat the cute little things...WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU???HUH???...j/k I'm not going to force my opinions on other people...but come on...they're sooo cute

"Some folks say smoking herb is a crime,
if they catch you smokin
they're bound to drop the dime
insufferable informa crazy fools
wait with their fingers crossed
for you to break the rules

and in the evening when we try to jam
we like the music loud
in this here van
we let the bass line drop as loud as we can stand
somebody always gotta turn informer for the man

I want to know right now
is there one of you in the crowd
are you gonna call 911
and spoil all of my fun
you crazy fools

I'm in the mood
get ready
I'm in the mood
come on now yeah
load up the bong
crank up the song
let the informer call 911"
Get Ready. Sublime



I love the band the Plasmatics..you should check them out...Wendy O. is my hero<3......so what if Reform School Girls was a total flop


Bob Seger is my #1 fav artist of all time tho! His music is just so...soothing and awsome




What can I say...I just can't get enough!


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. :rofl:

YOU!!!!!

well other than you...I hate people who pretend to be something they aren't to impress/get the attention of another low-life individual..it sickens me...if you think this might be directed to you then it likely is.
and I seriously can't stand Chris Angel..if i could poo on someone's face it would be his.