The Rebellious Teen Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?
The same sex?
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?
To both genders?
Had sex in a public place?
Have you cheated on someone?
Cheated with someone?
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn?
Do you take birth control/condoms?
TOTAL: 9
Drugs
Have you smoked cigars more than once?
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?
Used hard drugs?
Used needle drugs or inhalants?
Used prescription pills to get high?
Bought drugs?
Sold drugs?
Introduced someone else to their first drug?
Overdosed?
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?
TOTAL: 13
Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced?
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?
Do you rave, or have you been to one?
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?
TOTAL: 19
Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol?
Do you drink often?
Have you taken shots?
Have you thrown up from drinking?
Have you passed out?
Have you played drinking games?
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?
TOTAL: 29
Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?
Used a fake ID?
Have you done real graffiti?
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?
Are you/have you been in a street gang?
Packed a weapon?
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?
Ever been arrested?
TOTAL: 39
A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?
Been suspended?
Been expelled?
Cut class?
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?
Held or participated in a protest at school?
Got into a fight at school?
Done drugs at school?
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?
TOTAL: 46
She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or different colours?
Have you gotten any tattoos?
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male)
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears,fangs,armwarmers)
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, emo, artsy, hippie, etc.?
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?
Do you break the school dress code often?
TOTAL: 52
Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison/arrested?
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?
Have you committed a violent crime?
Have you ever almost died?
Do you have any mental illnesses?
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?
Have you attempted suicide?
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?
Have you ever had a substance habit?
TOTAL: 54
We're Very Disappointed In You
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?
Ever had a party while your parents were out?
Ever steal from your parents?
Ever crash your parents' car?
Run away?
Been grounded for a month or more?
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?
TOTAL: 61
Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?
Set something large on fire?
Stapled yourself?
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?
Streaked?
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?
Set off illegal fireworks?
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?
TOTAL: 61
OVERALL: 61
Find your score:
0- 10: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11 - 20: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21 - 30: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31 - 40: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41 - 50: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51- 60 - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61 - 70: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71 - 80: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81 - 90: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91 - 100: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all
Go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life.
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
No need to say which ones.
If people really want to know they should message you.
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL SO FAR: 30
1. dressed Gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
TOTAL SO FAR: 37
1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush.
TOTAL SO FAR: 45
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL SO FAR: 53
1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.
TOTAL SO FAR: 61
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
TOTAL SO FAR: 70
Grand Total: 70
Grand Total: -If You Have Less Then 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Then 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Then 20..write [im average]
-If You Have More Then 30..write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more then 40..write [im a very bad influence]
-If You Have more then 50..write [im a horrible person]
-If You Have more then 60..write [ i should be in jail ]
-If You Have more then 70..write [im going to hell]
-If You Have more then 80..write [something is fucking wrong with me]
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