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Darlene's just listening to my heartbeat...
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Darlene's just listening to my heartbeat...

BASICS

Birthday:November 11, 1949
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Dating
Living Situation:Living with kid(s)
Location:Spain, Europe, World
Join Date:11:51am | Feb 27, '06
Profile Updated:02:55am | Dec 16, '09
Last Active:12:44am | Feb 24, '10

INTERESTS

Movies:Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Musicals, Romantic Comedies, Teen
Video Games:Fighting, Racing, Sports
Music:Alternative, Country, Drum & Bass, Happy Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Lounge, Metal, Pop, Punk, R & B, Rap, Reggae, Rock, Techno, Salsa
Sports:Aerobics, Badminton, Baseball, Basketball, Bicycling, Bowling, Boxing, Cheerleading, Curling, Football (American), Golf, Hockey, Horseback Riding, Ice-skating, Inline Skating, Lacrosse, Rock Climbing, Rollerskating, Rugby, Scuba, Skateboarding, Sky Diving, Soccer, Softball, Surfing, Swimming, Tennis, Track and Field, Volleyball, Water-skiing, Wrestling, Wakeboarding
Activities:Clubbing, Cooking, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Reading, Shopping, Traveling, Volunteering, Darts, Dancing

YOU'VE GOT A SMILE SO BRIGHT

The Girls and The Boys
H.K., C.H., D.L., K.L., L.T., K.W., M.S., H.S., W.D., S.M., T.D., L.H., S.C., E.I., B.G., S.N., T.D., R.R., A.C., C.F-A., J.M., R.M., A.M., S.C., S.M-T., S.M., S.A., L.G., A.M., M.P., C.S., A.M., R.S., K.K., K.C., A.C., M.W.
N.G., K.T., J.D., M.S., P.M., A.K., D.G., W.T., M.M., C.I., M.S., J.S., I.S., D.M., K.G., N.M.





They may not know how to spell love,
but they sure know how to feel it.

LET'SGOLET'SGOLET'SGOLET'SGO

Emily L;;
.underage & taken ♥J.D.♥ & totallycool.


♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I could have everything in the world
And I'd sacrifice it all for him
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥





Grade 12; Jasper Place

Meadowlark Soccer player

Westlawn Wildcats Cheerleader
Westlawn Wildcats Volleyball player
Westlawn Wildcats Soccer player
Westlawn Wildcats Rugby player

Westminster Warriors Soccer player

Jasper Place Rebels Cheerleader


ex-Drillers
ex-Raiders






are youu wearing space pants?
'cause your butt is out of this world!

ahaa iilu deanna<3




Quote of the Week:

I went to the doctor cuz I thought I had mono. Turns out I'm just really lazy

-Some comedian











[BABY THE WAY YOU MAKE MY WORLD GO ROUND]


Well we go back so far
Swinging in your backyard
All the things that we used to do
We were cool back in high school
Ooh I really liked you
Must've been your attitude
That's why you keep on running in and out of my mind
As the years they all roll by
Baby now I know why
I keep coming back to you

You're the only one that knows me
Love it when you hold me
I never found a love like this
Now I'll never be lonely
Look at what you've shown me
I've never found a love like this
When this life tries to keep us apart
You keep calling me in back to your heart
I'm so glad you found me
Wrapped your world around me
Never found a love like this

All the guys try to take me
You're the one that saved me
I feel like I owe you my life
And as strange as it may seem
I'll go if you take me
I'm willing to sacrifice
And that's why you keep on running
In and out of my mind
As the years they all roll by it's not hard to know why
I keep coming back to you






























SO RIGHT NOW IM THINKING..........................................







+++++

4am phone calls+laughing till it hurts+soccer+music+movies+people who care+Smirnoff+summer+friends+cousins+hotels+partie​s+texting+flirting+not sleeping+driving+splashing in the rain+skipping in the sun+vacations+camping+listening to the rain+making new friends+suprises+feeling good+Sarita's rants+Justin's rants and rambles+any house but mine+not being home+talking in my sleep+dancing+being silly+being the loudest




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drugs-bitches-my mom-pictures i look bad in-never getting to see my brother-not playing soccer-bad listeners-winter-awkwardness-having nothing to do-tests-glasses-getting caught-sunburns-not knowing-when people leave







"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
A. Whitney Brown

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
Frieda Norris

If you can't ignore an insult, top it.
If you can't top it, laugh it off.
If you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.


We laugh at cats because they poop in a box,
but they laugh because we clean that box.





Never React; Never Explain; Never Apologize







Soccer-My Dream, My Life, My Future
Goalie/Center-My Place, My Responsibility, My Position
The Field -My Home, My Get-Away, My Sanctuary
3-My Reputation, My Pride, My Number






<3 Love Makes The World Go Round <3











Roses are red,
violets are blue,
aids is contagious,
so watch who you screw.












THE WAY YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will help you get drunk and plan revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7.When you are sick --Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.






And this is friendship....


By: technocrazy; Date: Jun 20, 2006

So one day in grade seven i met one of
my bestestestestestest'estest friends in the whole world
and GUESS WHAT
thats you sweetie pie


By: *--Deanna. Date: Jul 3, 2006


i got a cookie,
i got a cookie,
i got a cookie,
hey hey hey hey!


HAHAHAHA
great times in science.
♥ ♥ ♥


THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITIST SENTENCE EVER!!!

By: *HunnehBuns Date: Sep 25, 2006

Emily has the cutest butt everr!


By: -*s.t.e.p.h* Date: Dec 13, 2006


"shee be like
UHHH kevin g"



Spanish Loverrsss <3

toxic.tiffeee*- Jan 17, 2008

Emily es muy bonita,
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yo amo Emily muchoY[/quote]

L.a.r.r.i.e.? Jan 18, 2008

EMILY ES MUY BONITA!
she likes announcing in the hallways
along with the dance
<33


-*Hanna*- Feb 8, 2008

EMILY ES
ESPECTACULAR!
CIEN POR CIENTO PARA EMILY!!


Me: yeah well your a waste of space

Chris: your a lot of space you fatass


*loser;; Jan 26, 2008

ASS OF STEEL VS ASS OFJELLO

who will win????
ily emily


toxic.tiffeee*- Jan 31, 2008

That's not a big problem. A big problem is
like, well, if your butt fell off.


Kelly: I won at steering!!

Nolan: No Emily held your weight

Me: Too much weight to hold


Darlene: It's getting hot in here

Me and Kelly: SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!


toxic.tiffeee*-Tuesday February 12, 2008

Em, i've got a funny quote for you:

Boy: Why do you wear a bra? It's not like you have anything to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?


Me: This hand cream smells like ass

Nizar: How do you know something smells like ass?

Hanna: Yes Emily, would you like some of my ass butter?


Mrs. Burns: These are the call centers in India.

Tiffany: What's a call center?

Me: It's like if you have a problem with your phone or something like that, you call them and they try to fix it

Tiffany: There are people in India?!


Alanna: Why didn't they call down to G?

Me: Oh no they called down to F

Alanna: Um...F comes before G

Me: What? A, B, C, D, E...shit


Me: Do you know where i can find an oilers teddy bear

Dylan: The sports store in the mall. It's called....um....tits......

Me: Hooters??


Me: Patrick I'm putting my feet on your lap.

Patrick: That's actually really good for the discs in your back it keeps them from slipping.

Me: My dicks aren't slipping!!
*hysterical laughter*

Andrew:
Dicks as in plural??
*More hysterical laughter*


Dad: Just keep your legs spread and see what happens

Me: Odd advice for a teenager


Me: I like to talk to my alarm clock, its got some wise words

Robert: Ya like wake the fuck up


Me: I hate awkward silences oh my god. Whenever there is one I'm like so i got a Swiffer..just to break it. Don't you just hate them?

Josh: I wouldn't know I've never had one

Me: You've never had an awkward silence?!

Josh: Oh I thought you meant a Swiffer

Me: *bursts out laughing for like 5 minutes*


Me: Yeah one of our friends was dead for like an hour and now his voice is really high pitched it's cool

Darlene: He has some kind of disease or something

Kirk: What, like chronic death?! Like every Monday at 2, he just dies


Me, Waad, Tiffany and Drexler: *Laughing really hard about stuff*

Me: Omg i love people they're so funny.

Tiffany: I know, without people, we'd all like die!


Tiffany: Remember what happens everytime we try to study for bio?

Me: No...

Tiffany: We copy each others study guides, josh and kirk and whoever else happens to be standing there laughs at us and we give up.
Oh yea and you yell at them for not being in bio


Nolan: They have half fat haagen daz!!

Me: Awesome!!

Darlene: Then you can get two!!

Me: *Laughing really hard*

Nolan: More haagen daaz!!


Me: So how was it working at Safeway?

Kirk: It was like putting your finger in a bowl of chocolate pudding and then finding out three months later it's actually runny dog poo.


{CHEEKO} says:
you know you truly found someone special when you both can shut the fuck up and share a moment of comfterble silence
Good God I Think He's Right


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You're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the guy who sweeps you off your feet.






Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. LOVES to party and get DRUNK!! Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary.


Green Eyes
People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, are honest and trustworthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, random as hell. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to party. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships.



I have eyes that change from blue to green to blue/green














Chuck Norris and Laryssa Hecker are the only men to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.