What color shirt are you wearing?
red= loud
green= stupid
blue= gorgeous
white=beautiful
aqua= freaky
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy

what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie
skirt= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas= gangster
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= pimp
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict

what is your natural hair color?

auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different


Pick the month you were born on:

January - killed
February - needed
March - ate
April - shot
May - killed
June - smoked with
July - banged
August - ran shirtless with
September - horribly stabbed
October - cuddled with
November - slept with
December - ran naked with

Pick the day you were born in:

01 - your dealer
02 - a dog
03 - a noob
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - A Cutie
13- a horse
14 - a condom
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - Paris Hilton
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - the kool-aid man
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of underwear you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because my boobs hurt
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick vag
Yellow-becasue i wan to visit the insane asylum.
Other- becuase i was horny