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Chuck Norris Facts:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris --has not had to pay taxes ever.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.[/colour]



