ADD AS FRIEND
SEND MESSAGE
GIFT PLUS
IGNORE USER
REPORT ABUSE

FRIENDS

 
 

RECENT ALBUMS

 
  • Peace out
    Imported Pictures
    September 08, 2008
    These are pictures Nexopia has moved into the gallery when we updated our picture system.

Peace out
1 of 5
 
Peace out

BASICS

Birthday:October 26, 1991
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single and looking
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:Canada
Join Date:05:18pm | May 04, '06
Profile Updated:07:28am | Dec 17, '09
Last Active:05:37pm | Oct 13, '11

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Comic books, Humor, Magazines, Myths and Legends
Movies:Action, Animated, Comedy, Musicals, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers, Teen
Animals/Pets:Dogs
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting
Music:Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Pop, R & B, Rap, Rock, Acoustic
Sports:Hockey, Lacrosse, Tennis, Volleyball, Field Hockey
Activities:Listening to music, Partying
Musical Instruments:Acoustic guitar, Piano
Outdoor:Going to the beach, Exploring, Sightseeing, Traveling
Computers:E-mail, Gaming, Graphics, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

ABOUT ME

±‡±€£ΕΡ±‡±|14|White|Brown Hair|Hot|Guitarist
[/size] [/colour][/center]
the reason y my page is just pics is becuase i cant think of much to say. i like to play guitar, i like hot babes,sports, and physical comedy. i also like video games, hangin with friends, tv, watching comedy movies and msn!!!!!!!!....














CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS COMICS ARE THE BEST!!!!!
[/font][/size][/colour]




















CHECK OUT MY BLOG!!!
[/size][/colour]

Chuck Norris Facts:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris --has not had to pay taxes ever.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
[/colour]

LIKES

Guitar
[/font][/colour][/size]


LMFAO!!!!
[/colour][/size]


FAMILY GUY/FUTURAMA/THE SIMPSONS/AMERICAN DAD
[/font][/size][/colour]



ZOIDBERG IS HILLARIOUS
[/colour][/font]


Ahhhhh......Ahhhhhh......Ahhhhh......


LOL
[/colour]






Learn to speak chinese(U gotta read aloud)

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
8)I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Give it to me baby.............................Suk Mai Dong
17) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah




3 HOTTEST PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE(in my opinion)!!!!

DISLIKES

People who make up stuff | smokers | posers | nazis | people who are annoying | bugs | sluts | bad drivers | People who ask who you like | When old people pinch your cheeks and touch your hair | Homework
[/size][/colour][/font]
9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERYONE

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my dick
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fuckin floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the FUCK?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fuckin does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?





My "OWNED" gallery
[/size]


































~[E]lan~

LATEST BLOG ENTRY

 
05:01am | May 06, '06 | No Comments
You Can Ask Me Two Questions;;

1.
2.

No matter how random, revealing, rude or pointless
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
Repost this to see what others ask you