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Dylan L. Bartlett
1six|11|MUSTANG| Celina Clarke <3
1six|11|MUSTANG| Celina Clarke <3
[Plus]
Girls
Drinking
Chilling
Sports
Gaming out .. Guitar HERO :]
[Minus]
Boring People
Having NO Ipod
Stupid Kids, When They Really Are STUPID
HOMEWORK
Essays
Boring People
Having NO Ipod
Stupid Kids, When They Really Are STUPID
HOMEWORK
Essays
Roughriders + Grey Cup = :]
10 REASONS WHY SKI-DOOS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLFRIENDS...
1- ski-doos dont get pregnant.
2- If your ski-doo is too loose you can tighten it.
3- ski-doos dont whine unless something is really wrong.
4- You can share your a ski-doo with a friend.
5- ski-doos dont care how many other ski-doos you have ridden.
6- ski-doos dont care if you buy ski-doos magazines.
7- You can ride your ski-doo anytime of the month.
8- ski-doos dont insult you if you are bad rider.
9- You dont have to take shower before you ride your ski-doo.
10- You can ride your ski-doo the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie.
I love you so deeply,
I love you so much,
I love the sound of your voice
And the way that we touch.
I love your warm smile
And your kind, thoughtful way,
The joy that you bring
To my life every day.
I love you today
As I have from the start,
And I'll love you forever
With all of my heart.
I love you so much,
I love the sound of your voice
And the way that we touch.
I love your warm smile
And your kind, thoughtful way,
The joy that you bring
To my life every day.
I love you today
As I have from the start,
And I'll love you forever
With all of my heart.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?..
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is..
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? whoever says that is a dumbass
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?!?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?..
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is..
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? whoever says that is a dumbass
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?!?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?