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Tell me if i forgot you

sorry meggz i didnt mean to forget you

"This is the beginning of a new day. I have been given this day to use as I will. I can waste it or use it for good. What I do today is important because i am exchanging a day of my life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that I have left behind...let it be something good."

The Virginity Test
Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done.

1. Smoked-yes
2. Drank alcohol- yes
3. Cried when someone died- yes
4. Been drunk- yes
5. Had sex- yes
6. Been to a concert- yes
7. Given a handjob- yes
8. Given a blowjob- yes
9. Been verbally sexually harassed- yes
10. Verbally sexually harassed somebody- yes
11. Felt someone up or been felt up- yes
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose- yes
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before- no
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend- yes
15. Been to prom- no
16. Cried at school- yes
17. Gotten lost in a department store-no
18. Went streaking- yes
19. Given or receieved a lap dance-yes
20. Had of someone the opposite sex in your room-yes
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over-yes
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house-yes
23. Kissed a stranger- yes
24. Hugged a stranger- yes
25. Went scuba diving- no
26. Driven a car- yes
27.Gotten an X-Ray- yes
28. Hit by a car- yes
29. Had a party- yes
30. Done drugs- yes
31. Played strip poker- haha yes
32. Got paid to makeout with someone- no
33. Ran away from home- no
34. Broken a bone- yes
35. Eaten Sushi- yes
36. Bought porn- yes
37. Watched porn- yes
38. Made porn- yes
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex- yes
40. Been in love- yes
41. Frenched kissed- yes
42. Laughed so hard you cried- yes
43. Cried yourself to sleep- yes
44. Laughed yourself to sleep- no
45. Stabbed yourself- no
46. Shot a gun- yes
47. Trash talked about someone and then acted like their best friend- yes
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours- yes
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours- yes
50. Watched an animal die- no
51. Watched a person die- no
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present-yes
53. Pranked somebody- yes
54. Put yourself in the hospital- yes
55. Snuck into someone's room or your own room after being out- yes
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex?yes
57. Dressed punk- yes
58. Dressed goth- yes
59. Dressed preppy- yes
60. Been to a motocross race- yes
61. Avoided somebody- yes
62. Been stalked-yes
63. Stalked someone- no
64. Met a celebrity- yes
65. Played an instrument- yes
66. Ridden a horse.- yes
67. Cut yourself- no
68. Bungee jumped- no
69. Ding dong ditched somebody- yes
70. Been to a wild party- yes
71. Got caught stealing something- yes
72. Kicked a guy in the balls- no
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend? no
74. Went out with your friend's crush- yes
75. Got arrested- yes
76. Been pregnant- no
77. Babysat- yes
78. Been to another country- no
79. Started your house on fire- no
80. Had an encounter with a ghost- no
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients- yes
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by-yes
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex-yes
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months- yes
85. Answered the phone while you were in the shower- yes
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself-
yes
87. Had a job- yes
88. Gotten cut from a sports team- no
89. Been called a whore- yes
90. Danced like a whore- yes
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity- no
92. Been in a car accident- yes
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes- yes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair- yes
95. Raped somebody- no
96. Danced in the rain- yes
97. Been rejected- yes
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying- no
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face- yes
100. Been raped-no

Im _24_% virgin

Mandi: i was seriously choking
Mandi: i am eating abagel
Robert Dewolf: Awww
Robert Dewolf: SHHH
Robert Dewolf: I want food.
Robert Dewolf: I'm so going to go for Tm Hortons after work.
Mandi: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a bagelllllllll
Robert Dewolf: You're an evil bitch.
Robert Dewolf: I hope you know that.
Robert Dewolf: Send me your effing bagel.
Mandi chews on a piece of her toasted herb and garlic cream cheesed bagel
Robert Dewolf: .....
Robert Dewolf: .......
Robert Dewolf: ...................
Robert Dewolf: ...Death to you.
Mandi slurps down a strawberry kiwi juice as well
Robert Dewolf: As Stewie Griffin once said "It's not that I want to kill her...I just..don't want her to be alive anymore."
Mandi kills robert in his sleep in 13 hours
Mandi: hhaha
Robert Dewolf: If anyone should be killed in their sleep, it's you.
Robert Dewolf: For taunting me with a bagel.
Robert Dewolf: Would you do the same to a starving 3rd world country child?
Mandi: yes with a turkey
Robert Dewolf: You are CRUEL and HEARTLESS
Mandi: and big bags of candy
Robert Dewolf: ...And it's why I fucking love you.
Mandi: i love you too !
Robert Dewolf: I'll hold up several large silver plates lined with delicious food.
Robert Dewolf: And use my waitering skills to hold like 5 of them.
Robert Dewolf: As I dance around you, as you hold the turkey.

to be continued



Robert Dewolf: We're going to hell. I hope you know.
Mandi: the end
Mandi: ill meet you there
Robert Dewolf: Sweet.
Robert Dewolf: Wait.
Robert Dewolf: No.
Robert Dewolf: You have to take my limo.
Robert Dewolf: Satan is sending it for me.
Mandi: ok
Mandi: can it be pink?
Robert Dewolf: Because I've been such a horrible person in life
Robert Dewolf: Fuck yes.
Robert Dewolf: Just to accent my homosexuality.
Mandi: i wonder.. is the devil gay?
Mandi: if the devil was gay how big would his cock be?
Robert Dewolf: Probably small.
Mandi: does he have a cock or a big fire that when he snaps his fingers your ass hurts and you are exhausted from getting fucked even though you didnt actually fuck?
Robert Dewolf: He has to make up for it with his big attitude.
Robert Dewolf: Maybe
Mandi: id say big fire

STONER'S PRAYER
Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackhead's thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake 'n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may swiftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head

Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed won't burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronic blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and I'll promise then
Never to leave BC again

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally, on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

sincerely; us up here in the igloos, i mean canada.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love robert!



SHITTTTTT FUNNY AS HELL!

ALLISON- Wow Nigga....dont be up in da home dizzle and be hatin and whatnot yo. lol.

Mandi - yo yo yo homie! what up in the workplazzizle! you doin somma that hard ass shiznit wit da comps n whatnot? yee yee! dat sounds like the pimp shiznit in hizzle

ya heard?

fo shizzle muh little nizzle bizzle?!

Allison - yo mandizzle in da workdizzle what up dawg? yo not be hatin' and whatnot...yo be makin yo homie be hatin' and whatnot wit yo hatin'. fo' shiznitz muh'fucka.

CAKE OR BED
>>
>> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
>> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>>
>> HONEY,
>> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
>> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>>
>> HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
>> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
>> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> FINE,
>>
>> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
>> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>>
>> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
>> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
>> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO
>>
>> FINE, SHE SAYS
>> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
>> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
>> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
>>
>> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
>> WANT TO FIX STEPS.
>> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
>> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>>
>> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
>> COUPLE OF
>>HOURS....................................
>>
>> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
>> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
>> TO GO HOME
>>
>> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
>> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>>
>> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
>> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
>>
>> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
>> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>>
>> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
>> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>>
>> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
>> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>>
>> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
>> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>>
>> HE SAID,
>> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>>
>> SHE REPLIED,
>> HELLOOOOO...
>> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
>> ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO!
>>
>> NOW SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES
>>AND YOU WILL GET
>> A SURPRISE!!!

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry". He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it past him to come up with something like this.
Anyway, one year there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the mid-terms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid A. These friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to U Virginia and party with some friends up there.

They did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Bonk after the final and explained to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to UVA for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and so were late getting back to campus.

Bonk thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated, relieved and very proud of their story. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time Bonk had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. "Cool," they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that problem and turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page...

WHICH TIRE? (95 points)

To: ~.Amandah.~
From: Nexopia
Date: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:19 pm
Subject: Spotlight
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