why the hell is it so hard to be happy??
i wish that i could for once be happy,,
wish that my grandpa was still here...cuz he was hte only one that could ever make anything better....why the hell did he have to leave?
please come back grandpa...or maybe i will come to you...
that is the only thing that will make me happy...i hate life...amybe i will end it all rite here and now

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I do my chores after being told once
[x ] I clean the house for no reason
[ x] I always do my homework/work
[ ] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting
[ x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers

total: 7

[x ] I show up for school/work everyday unless I'm sick.
[ x] I always try to carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a car ticket
[x] I watch talk shows
[x] I know what credibility means with out looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..or how to do the dishes

total: 5

[ ] I don't do bad things
[x ] I can count in more than one language to ten
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it but it takes me a while
[x] I know how to mow the lawn
[x] I wash my car
[x] I can make adults laugh..with out being stupid
[ ] I remember to water my plants
[x ] I study when I have to
[x ] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I rememeber to feed my pets

total: 8

[x] I'm generally organized
[ ] know the meaning of cruel punishment from experience
[x] I can spell experience without looking at the line above
[x] I clean up my own messes
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[ x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ x] I listen to my parents/elders
[x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over

total: 6

[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[ ] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job...
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] people have said that I act older than I am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked

total: 6

Count how many x's you have
and thats how old you act

I act like I'm 32

100 Yes's or No's
You are not allowed to explain anything.

1. Taken a picture naked?
no

2. Taken a shower with someone?
no

3. Made out with a member of the same sex?
no

4. Drove a car?
Yes

5. Stolen anything?
yes

6. Liked someone?
Yes

7. Been dumped?
Yes

8. Stole money from a friend?
No

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yes

10. Been in a fist fight?
no

11. Snuck out of your/someones house?
yes

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Yes

13. Been arrested?
No

14. Hugged a stranger?
yes

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Yes

16. Left your house with out telling your parents?
Yes

17. Had a crush on your neighbour?
yes

18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Yes

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Yes

20. Lost a friend?
Yes

21. Been on a plane?
yes

22. Been to an island?
No

23. Slept in until 3?
No

24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Yes

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Yes

26. Made a snow angel?
Yes

27. Played dress up?
Yes

28. Cheated while playing a game?
Yes

29. Been lonely?
Yes

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?
no

31. Been to a club?
No

32. Felt an earthquake?
No

33. Touched a snake?
Yes

34. Ran a red light?
Yes

35. Been suspended from school?
no

36. Had detention?
Yes

37. Been in a car accident?
yes

38. Hated the way you look?
Yes

39. Made yourself throw up?
yes

40. Crawled through a window?
yes

41. Been lost?
Yes

42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
yes

43. Felt like dying?
Yes

44. Cried yourself to sleep?
Yes

46. Sang karaoke?
Yes

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
yes

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

50. Kissed in the rain?
yes

51. Sang in the shower?
Yes

52. Made love in a park?
yes

53. Had a dream that you had married someone?
Yes

54. Glued your hand to something?
no

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
no

56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
No

57. Been a cheerleader?
yes

58. Thought about going gay?
Yes

59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
no

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
yes

61. Played chicken?
yes

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
Yes

64. Broken a bone?
no

65. Been easily amused?
Yes

66. Laugh so hard you cried?
Yes

67. Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes

68. Cheated on a test?
Yes

69. Forgotten someone's name?
Yes

70. Slept naked?
yes

71. Done something dumb in front of your crush?
Yes

73. Blacked out from drinking?
no

74. Played a prank on someone?
Yes

75. Gone to a late night movie?
Yes

76. Made love to anything not human?
No

77. Failed a class?
yes

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
no

79. Done acid?
No

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend?
yes

81. Do you celebrate the 4th of July?
No

82. Thrown strange objects?
Yes

83. Felt like killing someone?
Yes

84. Thought about running away?
Yes

85. Ran away?
yes

86. Got a piercing?
Yes

87. Cut your own hair?
yes

89. Made a parent cry?
yes

90. Cried over someone?
Yes

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
Yes

92. Dated someone (same person) more than once?
yes

93. Had/Have a dog?
Yes

96. Been in a band?
No

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
No

98. Broken a CD?
Yes

99. Shot a gun?
Yes

100. Wanted someone but could never have them?
Yes

If you have 43 or over, you're spoiled.

[x] a cell phone
[x] a hair straightener
[]your own computer
[x] your own car
[ ] good grades
total: 3

[x ] chanel/dior sunglasses/glasses/gucci
[ ]burberry purse
[x] a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] a curling iron
total: 3

[ ] every fall out boy cd
[x ] something from american eagle
[x ] something from hollister
[ ] something from hot topic
[x] a pet
total: 3

[x] some type of trophy/award
[x] queen size bed
[ ] king size bed
[ ] a mini ipod (or nano) or video/mp3
[] a jersey from a professional team
total: 2

[x] had more than $100 at one time
[x ] monster, full throttle, amp, etc. in your fridge
[x ] something related to Green Day
[ ] xanga
total: 3

[ ] myspace
[x] make-up
[x] a desk in your room
[ x] a hill in your backyard
[ ] DDR (DVR)
total: 3

[] a pair of skis
[x] alarm clock
[x] a pair of ice skates
[x] rollerblades
[x ] treadmill
total: 4

[ ] your own phone line (not including cell phone)
[ ] AIM
[ ] Yahoo!
[x] MSN
[ ] ICQ
total: 1

[x] perfume/cologne
[x ] bath and body works lotion
[x] necklaces & bracelets
[ ] a journal/diary online?
[x] toothbrush
total:4

[x ] yogurt & peaches in your fridge
[ ] x's in your screename
[ ] a birthday in september
[] a famous relative
[x] a relative that lives in a different state or country
total: 2

[x] a disowned relative
[ ] an electric scooter
[x] your own bathroom
[ ] your own band
[x ] any rock band shirts
total: 3

[] gamecube
[ ] a guitar
[] a hammock
[] a basketball hoop
[ ] a soccer net
total: 1

[x] a bike
[ ] a mini van
[ ] a relative that lives in Florida
[x ] a vc andrews book
[x] a friend who does alcohol/drugs/smokes
total: 3

[x] bad grades
[x] a locker at school
[ ] a baby
[ ] a pet chimpanzee
[x ] sparkly blue nail polish
total: 3

[ ] a "vote for pedro" tshirt/hoody
[ x] the movie "the 40 year old virgin"
[] a promise ring
[ ] a pool table
[ ] swimming pool
total: 1

[ ] trampoline
[ ] livejournal
[x ] flip flops
[ ] steve madden shoes
[ ] the sims 2
total: 2

[ ] a ping pong table
[ ]air hockey table
[x] a basement
[x ] converse
[x] construction paper
total: 3

[x] markers, crayons, etc.
[x] coloring books
[] a nice singing voice
[] XBOX
[] PS2
[ ] PSP
[ ] sp
total: 2

[x ] some type of disease
[ ] rose red movie
[x] wife beaters
[] VCR/DVD
[x] a mom or a dad
[x ] an older brother(s)
total: 4

[] an older sister(s)
[] a younger brother
[ ] a younger sister
[x] a sled
[x ] a lake/pond near my house
[x] friends who u love
total: 3

GRAND TOTAL: 53... ya im spoiled and i know it but i work for everything i have...and i can admit im spoiled

Name 21 people you can think of right off the top of your head..
Dont read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people.

1. Lee
2. Jason
3. John
4. Tannis
5. Marilee
6. jordan..thas kinda bad
7. joel
8.jenni
9. Katherine!
10. My Grandpa..miss ya
11. Erica
12.Jamie
13. Lindsey
14. Hailey
15. Kelsey
16. Tynan
17. Matt G
18. Mike
19. Party Mike
20.Chris
21. Dale

Q: How did you meet 14?
Weel she is my best friend and cuzin...if i didnt have her i would be lost..get ur ass out here
Q: What would you have to do to see 10?
Die

Q: What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
Fuckin shit the biggest bricks ever

Q: Would 21 and 12 make a good couple?
yta i think so...but i dunno

Q: Describe 6:
Well he is an ex from lacombe and i shouldnt be thinkin about him cuz well he made me feel like absolute shit when he brokeup with me in the workst time of my life...but he was my best friend...and i still want to be friends....but he can be an ass
Q: Do you think 19 is attractive?
Fuck ya...

Q: Tell me something humiliating about 17:
Umm well i dunno...i know him but not that wel...the most embrassin thing i can think off rite now is seein him drunk at grad party


Q: Do you know any of 4's family members?
Well duh she is one of my best friends
Q: What would you do if 18 just confessed they liked you?
I would fuckin pass out...he is the hottest nicest guy i have ever met and he has the nicest blue eyes ever...so i would die

Q: When's the last time you talked to 13?
Last nite

Q: What is 2's favorite band?
I dont know

Q: Is 11 single?
ya...

Q: Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 16?
well that would kinda be sick cuz well he is my brother

Q: Where does 15 live?
Lacombe

Q: Are number 7 & 8 friends?
kinda

Q: Do u like number 1?
well ya we are goin out...but i dont know...i dont think it will last...but ya i like him
Q: Thoughts on 3?
Fuck ya...i lost my V to that guy on a one nite stnad it i dont regret it cuz he is so hot!!

Q: If any one in that list were to get to gether who would it be?
umm i dunno....

Start= 100%

Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Given anal sex/gotten anal sex
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the
next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with atleast 1 person
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Been raped.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and I.

It can be anything you want, either good or bad. I promise not to come after you.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be suprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.