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    I Only Wished You Weren't My Friend, Then I Could Hurt You in The End, I Never Claimed To Be A Saint.

    BASICS

    Height:184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
    Birthday:May 01, 1993
    Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
    Dating:Single
    Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
    Location:Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
    Join Date:07:58pm | Feb 26, '08
    Profile Updated:09:15am | Dec 16, '09
    Last Active:07:29am | Jul 22, '10

    INTERESTS

    Movies:Action
    Musical Instruments:Electric Guitar

    UNTITLED

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    MSN(of course)
    nex
    hangin out with mah friends
    posibly drinkin
    holidays
    spring
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    liars
    school
    waking up rely early
    homework
    my L.A teacher
    gay people
    poserz


    Sitting High Still Riding On The Big Whips
    Still Fly Still Grindin Gettin Big Checks
    Still Thuggin Still Leanin To The Back

    You Can Bet That, You Can Bet
    That

    I Ride I Shine Nigga You Know
    I Smoke I Drank ??
    22's 24's How We Roll
    Im A Dunk Rider Fuhh Sho..

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    POW! rite in thuh kissar!

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    Neither in this world nor yet in the next.
    It is a place to commune with the deity
    And be at one with the gods.
    By the strength of the witch's honor
    CConjure the magick circle
    Feminine steel, a powerful boon
    I am safe within the Goddess' womb.
    A sacred space a world apart
    Where enchantment births and
    Magic starts With air and fire,
    Water and earth I circle round the
    Mother's girth The legions of life
    Await my word. The circle is cast.

    YO MAMA

    [Yo mama jokes

    YO MAMMAS LIKE TELEVISION EVEN A 2 YR OLD CAN TURN HER ON

    yo mamas so fat she went to the movies and sat next everyone

    Yo mama so fat when she sits down we have to add another country to the map

    Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said "moving".

    Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power".

    Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy

    Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay

    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSe

    Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code

    Yo mamas so stupid she missed the 42 bus so she took the 21 buss twice

    Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

    Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

    YO MAMMAS SO STUPID IT TOOK HER 2 HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

    LYRICS MUSIC AND VIDS

    Intro
    Soulja Boy sucks.
    I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe!
    YOU!
    You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me.
    AWWWWWWWWWWW!
    YOU!

    Chorus (x2)
    Asian boy I'm no negro
    I eat rice, I am yellow.
    I can't rap for shit but still

    I cameltoe dat hoe.
    Now yank that,
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.

    Verse 1
    Asian boy can cameltoe
    It's a simple pop and lock
    Cameltoe your hole,
    Then watch me yank those shorts high up
    Super fresh, but hurts your cock,
    Also hurts the ass crack man
    When I do dat cameltoe
    I pray to god and yank dat thing
    Now OOOOOOOOOOOH!
    It really hurts your own ass
    And if you think that's frightening
    Wait till after when you pass gas
    You catch me at your local party
    Yes I yank it everywhere
    People get mad cuz they're
    Jealous of my underwear.

    Chorus (x2)
    Asian boy I'm no negro
    I eat rice, I am yellow.
    I can't rap for shit but still
    I cameltoe dat hoe.
    Now yank that,
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.

    Verse 2
    I like to eat nato.
    While I'm playing my halo
    I don't give remote to Sean
    Cuz he gon change the Channel.
    Haterz wanna be me
    Asian boy, I'm the man
    They be using my chopstick
    Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man)
    Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and)
    Dance (dance)
    Cows go moo (Cows go moo and)
    NOPE, you can't do it like me
    HOE, So don't do it like me
    Go, means 5 in Japanese.
    Man your face is UGLY.

    Chorus (x2)
    Asian boy I'm no negro
    I eat rice, I am yellow.
    I can't rap for shit but still
    I cameltoe dat hoe.
    Now yank that,
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.

    Drood!, Druid boy chicken wing.
    We got a new dance called the druid boy.
    all you gotta do is snap your fingers like this and do a little twist.
    awwwwwww (droods!)

    (Chorusx2)
    Druid Boy up in this Hoe,
    Watch me switch forms, watch me go.
    Watch me switch to Boomkin form and SUPERSPAM that hoe.

    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy).

    (Verse by DruidBoy ChickenWing)
    Druid boy up in this hoe
    Mana up, I'm 'bout to blow
    Resto, Balance, Feral, I can do
    It all cause I'm a pro.
    When I switch to moonkin tho',
    Someone gon' get hurt for sho'.
    Super spam that hoe
    Then watch them haters fall down to the flo'.
    If you try to jump me I'm a
    Switch to travel form and roll.
    When you think I'm gone I'm prowlin'
    Back in cat form layin' low.
    This is how I do it
    Every day and I will never stop.
    'Locks and Mages mad at me,
    'Cause I got me some clothie drops.




    (Chorusx2)
    Druid Boy up in this Hoe,
    Watch me switch forms, watch me go.
    Watch me switch to Boomkin form and SUPERSPAM that hoe.


    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy).

    (Verse by DruidBoy Demineon)

    Imma beast im furious dont get to curious coming in my face and ill have yea ass delirious ill seriously dominate ya make ya teammates replace ya yeah i seid im thee Enialata
    they call me thee Erasa run from me and ill chasya' give yea ass a tasta what gettin ownT really means Own foe's dont tryda test me always on top when i p v p
    when you see the moonfire beam and your healths no longer green your headed to the graveyard curtasy of me ill leave ya steamin see that light keeps beamin see you u got that priest but you an't even gone need'em stop dreamin watch the moonfire keep reaptin (moonfire sfx x3)
    see you can't catch up but u can get a supaspam from my boomkin man Drooo Drooo Droood End


    (Chorusx2)
    Druid Boy up in this Hoe,
    Watch me switch forms, watch me go.
    Watch me switch to Boomkin form and SUPERSPAM that hoe.

    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy),
    Now watch me drood!(crank dat druid boy).


    ^this^is^sum^funny^shit^right^here



    Jack & Jill Went Up The Hill, 2 Fetch Some Marijuana
    Jack Got High, & Dropped His Fly, And Said "Do You Wanna ?"
    Jill Said Yes, & Dropped Her Dress, Then They Had Some Fun
    Silly Jill, Forgot Her Pill, And Now They Have A Son
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